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The love of a father...

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Hi there, sir. I was just scrolling down your previous answers and a detail left me wondering... I might lack infos on the matter, but why do other anons keep calling you "Father"? Thank you for your time.

It’s probably pertaining to an au that’s out there for Resident Evil 8. That’s all I know.

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For many of the foundations, we will need lots of metal, Father. Is Lord Heisenberg going to aid us?

“He better be aiding you.”

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Who is this Lucas Baker person, Father? He does not seem friendly

“Blast from the past. Quite literally.”

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What do you think about the four lords?

“Donna and Karl, they’re alright… Dimitrascu.. I don’t know. Moreau is just there.”

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can you rank your injuries?

“All them on a scale from one to ten? Ten very painful.”

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before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

“Eh??”

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if you mix nail polish remover and Styrofoam you can melt it, this will form a moldable plastic that you can use similarly to play dough however it is highly flammable and will act like napalm when burned, this has many uses none of which legal-confused arsonist

“….You gave me ideas only Karl knows how to make it very viable…”

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why would you let some random ass old man put his hand over your mouth in the middle of a pandemic ethan

“I didn’t know he was going to do that???”

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Dylan: [Gets his hand cut off with a chainsaw by a love interest]

Ethan Winters:

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What about the other three? Are they... coming back too? If the castle's lady is also back, please, don't let her take our maidens, Father!

“Dimetrescu would have my head if I brought her back. She doesn’t even like me, but as for the other two I don’t know..”

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Thank you, Father, for accepting us as your humble subjects!!! Will Lord Heisenberg be joining us too? If so, please, would you tell him that he does not need to impale villagers with metal poles again? Thank you, almighty Father.

“I’ll try to convince him not to do that, but in the mean time just focus on your own well being.”

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“I…” He’s trying to think of a witty remark but he’s not even sure where his child is at the moment. “You do know I have no idea where Rose is right?”

So how did you exactly plan to use Rose against the bitch? Not that she can shoot lasers with her eyes.... right? 👀👀👀👀👀

Details, details...I was adept at wielding my...abilities at a young age. Rose has...so much potential and with the right...supervision...

The thing is, Rose had more power in her smallest finger than thF bitch Mirander could ever possess.

You should have took my deal, Ethan. @ask-ethan-winters

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That swine of Heisenberg doesn't to even deseeve to breathe the same air as yours, Father! He is not worthy of being included in your most private circle of confidents

“Well I can take my chances with him. It’s not your decision to make on who I can trust.”

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Why bother yourself with wanting to have such a vile man here?! He will hurt us, Father!

“I trust him? It’s not like I can reappear in front of Chris or Mia and say hello.”

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Father, the rebuilding has been going well. Slow but well. We still got a lot of ground to cover... if Lord Heisenberg were to actually help without killing us, it would be appreciated.

“Well that’s good news. As for Karl I’ll talk to him about that.”

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FATHER, A LYCAN!!!! HELPPPPPP!!!

He grabs a sharp object and fights off the creature