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Do You meet a sicilian called Risotto Nero?

risotto’s an alien in this au, and yes they eventually do meet because of two faires (prosciutto and formaggio) kept stealing cheese balls from his house

A FUCKING ALIEN WHO BROKE THE CONTROL PAD ON AUTOPILOT AND CRASHED ON EARTH

he is lonk and stretchy and goes apeshit on chocolate (also many arms and strong)

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How's Abbachio? Y'all going strong?

answered before: they have a close relationship with each other and share intimate affections (both human and siren cultures intermix) but have not exactly confirmed themselves to be “together”. they just love each other.

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I know this might be dumb to ask but have you ever seen a mermaid/merman? you don't have to answer is you don't want to though.

abbacchio is a siren, not a mermaid. basically: sirens are larger (Much larger), are more deep-sea (explains their larger sizes / more sharper appearances), and are known to protect merfolk.

im pretty sure my friend has made a much longer explanation somewhere in our older messages but it would take quite a while to find the exact explanation

abbacchio has wide, circular fish-eyes with needle-like teeth. his fins attach to him from his ears and curves towards his spine, going down the length of it until around mid torso it switches to a large, violet-scaled tail. back when the au was a bigger interest for both of us we imagined the tail similar to something like a carp, but now im thinking that an oarfish would suit them more.

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Mama Bucci, have you met anyone special ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Also love you very much!

if you consider meeting an entire family of monsters before finding one washed up on a beach, taking care of said man before finding out they’re a siren, realizing that you’re attracted to some fish guy who is a little clueless on how to be a human in a transformed state, well

idk you connect the dots (they never actually get together from what i know? they do love each other tho in ways that are more complicated than any human language can understand)

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Gotta ask,,,,, is anyone queer in this au? If so, what do they identify as? I'm queer as hell and wanna know if anyone's like me here uwu

HEHEHE... EHEHEHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EVERYONE IS F*CKING QUEER BITCH! IT'S A PRIDE PARADE ALL YEAR ROUND WITH THESE BITCHES!

Buccellati Bruno is a gay man on main!

Abbacchio Leone is a being that never adhered to ANY GENDER! He does not understand the concept of it!

Narancia is just a funky lil guy with bare minimum understanding of how humans separate themselves but he wears girl clothes because they are very much comfier than the boy clothes for his poor old legs and tail! He doesn't mind being called anything. Except being called a dog or puppy. It makes him very angry.

Fugo is a what they call a homo ace

Giorno is aroace, just there for the vibes

Trish is a BIG OLE LESBIAN!

Mista is bisexual, he has cursed fingerguns and throws up black goo sometimes too. y ou know. transmasc gender things.

Siren Abba is transfem coded. she/he transfem with strong arms, small boobs and dresses (also where abba is clueless narancia knows things and he choses to say "FUCK THIS I DO THIS MY WAY" and dresses funky)

in other words: yes. next question

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Has anyone very told you that You’re very pretty ✨✨

yes. abbacchio. constantly. next question

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I lovvvvvve tiny Bruno! But does he have...tiny cookies? As a treat?

bruno’s favourite type of cookies are peanut butter cookies

however. one fateful day when bruno comes out of the kitchen to ask abbacchio and fugo about the whereabouts of the peanut butter, the two monsters quite literally freaked out

fugo: YOU HAD PEANUT BUTTER?

abba: where’s narancia. where is that wolf

bruno: guys whats going on i just wanted to make peanut butter baked stuff :(

fugo: buccellati, peanut butter to werewolves is the equivalent of catnip to cats

bruno:

after half of the house had been destroyed (again x15) and after locking narancia in his room until he calmed down, peanut butter is banned in brunos home

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I wanna hug Bruno he looks like a dad

he adopted four child monsters. yes he is a dad

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Who is your favorite child? Who do you think Leone's favorite child is?

trish [for bruno], even though she destroyed a lot of things while getting used to her growth spurts; leone’s favorite is narancia

because narancia feral

for more context, trish for a long time had stunted growth due to her asshole of a dad. when she was rescued in,,, interesting circumstances (ask abt it its a long story) she got the nutrients she needed and kept breaking everything. she’s a tall gal

and narancia is a little shit but we all love him. he’s very caring of other people even if he doesn’t show it. sheds everywhere though so bruno might be annoyed from time to time

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Hi !

You know how purple haze does that little dance ( in eyes of heaven when you win a fight / in golden wind when he cleaned himself) so .. does Fugo have a little dance when he succead in somthing ?!

Hope you have a lovely day !!

absolutely. when he’s more comfortable around bruno in the home, i’m sure they’ve danced to several movie songs before

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will be cleaning up older asks for now :)

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hullo.

this blog is purely dedicated to an au my friend and i have created. this au involves many characters from all parts of jjba but primarily explores part 5.

feel free to leave asks about the au itself! any heavy nsfw/disgusting questions will not be answered and swiftly deleted

some basic information:

- this au was created over the course of an irl year

- everyone in this au is some form of monster/mythological entity/cryptid, excluding bruno. he is the only human in this.

- yes, we made lore for every character we thought of

- no, there isnt a coherent plot line excluding how the characters met each other in the first place and what trauma they’ve all experienced together

- this au has a lot of darker themes and canon-typical gore. if you are uncomfortable with any themes that deal with general horror / body horror / emotional manipulation or any degrading topics, feel free to not look through this blog. posts will be tagged accordingly but this is as a headsup

blog specific tags:

#mun.txt - posts that i answer or that my friend answers (standard text is me, blue is my friend)

#fisher boi - bruno

#fallen angel boi - asks that include fugo

#siren man take me to the land that you understand - abbacchio

#has broken a house - trish

#do not feed peanut butter - narancia

#sleep deprived clown - mista

#child named himself sun but cant go in sun - giorno

any other tags will be named as just the characters

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well well well. what do we have here. an unfinished explanation of an au?

something must be done about this

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((update !!))

((im gonna restrain myself from writing a long apology so ill keep it short))

((ive returned to making content i genuinely like to do, dont get me wrong this au is AWESOME, but drawing it simply doesn’t make me feel happy anymore and it seems more of a task than anything))

((ill keep the blog up as hiatus and for when i feel like sketching things out but otherwise i wouldn’t expect much content coming soon))

((if you wish you may follow me on my art account, @hurt-juice , for other things like tma (the magnus archives) and random nonsense whenever i feel like it))

((ill still rb my own content and any other content but thats all i wanted to say! i hope everyone has a lovely day and make sure to hydrate and eat something!))

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((if you were wondering what the heck i was doing, it was this. this exact thing that i so dearly love))

((uhm uhh but yeah chapter is out!))

wow! it has been awhile! greetings fugio lovers new content is out

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26933485/chapters/79219207

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((hey. hey you. you reading this. go read this it is a nice fic.))

((JOKES ON YOU NICE?? ITS NOT T HAT LOW ITS STUNNING! FABULOUS! BEAUTIFUL!!!!! GO READ IT RIGHT NOW I AM ASKING OF YOU!!))

hey guess what its the dreaded ch 4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24539713/chapters/67513033

hi naramis nation. it has been many months but it is Orange Dream time yet again. It took me a long time to write bc I got into the self hate trap but I am told this is a good chapter, so enjoy the pain. heed the tws. i love u

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((according to the notes of the au, fugo Really Likes Taking Naps. more so when there’s people he trusts to sleep next to))

((so obviously one day after workin hard at the boat and doin fishin rounds, once bruno and fugo came back they just. plopped. bam sleep time))

((bruno woke up before fugo and made sure not so say anything bc if he did, you bet your ass fugo’s trust levels will dissipate))

Hello besties it's here~☆

Fugo & Bruno from the monster AU!

Shhhh they're slebbin 🥺🥺🥺

@ask-fisher-bucci hey 👋😏

For anyone interested but unfamiliar with the monster AU, go check out the blog I tagged here!

The og sketch: