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Chapter four is up.

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Does she have her own room?

She does not. She does have her own bed though. We set it up in our room when we first brought her home. It's Orion's room now. She might still sleep in his room when we move, if he wants.

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How is your dog doing?

She's doing fantastically! She's a little confused by all the boxes though and keeps wanting to pull stuff out. She'll be much happier once we get settled though, I'm sure of it. What dog wouldn't love a nice big yard to run around in to their heart's content? And she'll have Mom and Dad to keep her company all day too!

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🪐⏳🎉

hc + 🪐 for a universe-themed headcanon

Bad Cop wonders if there are any other guardian angels like him in their universe.

hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

Having met the Queen Watevra of UV.1419, they have high hopes that their own will grow to be that confident and compassionate in 30 years.

hc + 🎉 for a celebration-themed headcanon

They are very not used to people wanting to celebrate their existence. No one ever wanted to come to their birthday parties when they were young, so eventually they gave up on that idea. The fact that Alex threw one for them last year was kind of mind-blowing. Avi's surprise housewarming party will probably make Garrett cry (happy tears).

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hc + 🤝 hc + ✂️ hc + 🏠

hc + 🤝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

GCBC are very happy that Rex has chosen to have them in his life as his tios, and darn if they won't do their best to be the coolest uncles ever.

hc + ✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

They have been thinking of getting a different haircut lately, but they haven't agreed on one they both like yet. And they have no intention of dyeing it. They're rather proud of their silver strands.

hc + 🏠 for a home-themed headcanon

Moving out of their apartment is going to be hard. They've lived there for half their life, made a lot of renovations to turn it into a home they love. It does help that they're moving back into their childhood home though, another place they love just as much. Having a big yard for Lily and the boys is also a plus.

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He-BZZZZT-Hello! This is Abe Sentte. I’ve managed to find an area of this madhouse where I can consistently connect with outside. I would’ve sent this transmission sooner, had it not been insisted on by the drifters that they build a signal tower. And since they’ve been trapped in this……place for so long, I thought it was only fair we watch a movie. They picked one called Argo, and I have to say it’s a brilliant film. To return to the point, the transmission tower was built purely by materials sourced from this dimension. Therefore, the signal it produces should be one of this dimension, which can hopefully be traced back to our local. If you are receiving this signal; the senders originate from BV-1708, and would like to return there in the near future. Return connection for handshakes is possible, please identify yourself in the transmission so we can properly verify its origin. This message will loop-to my knowledge-until a response is received and processed, at which point a response will be sent. This is Abe Sentte, signing off-BZZZZZT

Good to hear from you again, Abe. We'll send this on to X-PO so he can get a lock on where you're at. Just hang in there, it won't be too much longer now.

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Maybe, maybe not. More likely not. We've done that before, back before RJ modified our cruiser with a dimensional projector, to send supplies to the void. That's where it usually ended up. Not always, I don't think, but usually. Although with this new development, I suppose we could try.

A second of static, quickly followed by the distinct sound of something metal being hit with a blunt object. The audio clears up immediately.

Ah- Hello universes. Again.

It's Lucy. From, um... Well, I don't think our universe has a designation yet, heh.

She coughs.

I've attached a couple of images from our world. I'd like to learn the differences between ours and yours. We're working on transmitting visuals as well as audio, and hopefully we should be able to receive anything you send back. Maybe we'll even talk on video some day!

Now, how do I attach-

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Yes, it is very concerning for us... We thought ours was content to stay right where it's at too, but apparently not. The last report we received said some people have been there for years.

Buddy is one of the Emmets currently staying with Queen Unikitty, quite likely yours. We haven't gotten confirmation yet, but from what we've learned from him and you, it's the closest match.

A second of static, quickly followed by the distinct sound of something metal being hit with a blunt object. The audio clears up immediately.

Ah- Hello universes. Again.

It's Lucy. From, um... Well, I don't think our universe has a designation yet, heh.

She coughs.

I've attached a couple of images from our world. I'd like to learn the differences between ours and yours. We're working on transmitting visuals as well as audio, and hopefully we should be able to receive anything you send back. Maybe we'll even talk on video some day!

Now, how do I attach-

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Aww happy birthday to the little munchkin! And yes, it's Garrett, hehe. We've been doing well, waiting for a friend to get back to us with some coordinates for some sort of alternate reality... Apparently the Infinite Abyss has been opening in various locations throughout our world, so we have a few people we need to retrieve. And you might be having a guest soon. Buddy has expressed a desire to visit.

A second of static, quickly followed by the distinct sound of something metal being hit with a blunt object. The audio clears up immediately.

Ah- Hello universes. Again.

It's Lucy. From, um... Well, I don't think our universe has a designation yet, heh.

She coughs.

I've attached a couple of images from our world. I'd like to learn the differences between ours and yours. We're working on transmitting visuals as well as audio, and hopefully we should be able to receive anything you send back. Maybe we'll even talk on video some day!

Now, how do I attach-

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Good to hear from you again, Lucy! How have things been for you?

A second of static, quickly followed by the distinct sound of something metal being hit with a blunt object. The audio clears up immediately.

Ah- Hello universes. Again.

It's Lucy. From, um... Well, I don't think our universe has a designation yet, heh.

She coughs.

I've attached a couple of images from our world. I'd like to learn the differences between ours and yours. We're working on transmitting visuals as well as audio, and hopefully we should be able to receive anything you send back. Maybe we'll even talk on video some day!

Now, how do I attach-

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There is something- just a faint shimmer, but it's there. It took me a few tries to get it right too, or maybe you just haven't grown into them yet. But it looks like you do have wings.

hey cal, since you're a dragon, do you have wings?

I was never built with them. I think. Mother has some large ones, but I don't think she knows how to fly.

I want large wings like that.

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HC + 🚬💌👻

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

Bad Cop picked up smoking in college, but quit shortly after they started working for Business. It was hard to keep up with Master Builders when they couldn't breathe well.

hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon

It takes both of them to form and maintain a relationship. Good Cop is the one who feels the initial attraction, and Bad Cop is the one who forms feelings of attachment. It's why most of their relationships didn't last long- their partners weren't too fond of Bad Cop and wouldn't interact with him much to let feelings grow deeper.

hc + 👻 for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

They saw their first ghost on a field trip when they were eight. They were touring a historical house and got separated from the rest of their class when Garrett's attention was caught by some shiny antique. The ghost was just as surprised as they were that they could see him (though considerably less scared), and led them back to their class.

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hc + 🚶‍♂️🚗🌍 Ace please!

hc + 🚶‍♂️ for a habit-themed headcanon

Ace makes a point of finding at least one positive interaction to record while out on his walks, to remind himself that not only are the SSP doing the right thing now, but it's also working.

hc + 🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon

Ace does have a driver's license. All the bots do. But if he has to be on the ground, he actually prefers to walk. (Although he might be convinced to get a motorcycle, he certainly admires GCBC's.)

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

Ace would LOVE to travel and see all the other realms, since their work only allowed them to see small portions of them. He's still working on getting a passport though, since it doesn't seem the walls will be getting torn down any time soon. He also hasn't decided where he wants to go first.

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Headcanon+ 😃🌆💼 Frank!

hc + 😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

Being one of the oldest bots, Frank isn't really built to show his happiness, but he can definitely feel it. If he says that a gift or kind gesture has made him happy, you can trust he means it 100%.

hc + 🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

Frank likes to take role call in the morning & evening to make sure everyone's still there. The other bots find this kind of annoying, but they also understand. They've lost enough of their own as it is.

hc + 💼 for a job-themed headcanon

Part of Frank's job is to help GCBC with payroll. They still have to double check his work just to be certain it's accurate, but he hasn't disappointed yet.

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Hmm... It's kind of like flexing a muscle, but also requires concentration. Picture them on your back, and will them into existence.

hey cal, since you're a dragon, do you have wings?

I was never built with them. I think. Mother has some large ones, but I don't think she knows how to fly.

I want large wings like that.

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Maybe they need to be called out like mine? We don't remember seeing Doom with wings either, so it might be the same for her as well. Unless she somehow managed to tuck them under that robe, but I think we would have noticed that...

hey cal, since you're a dragon, do you have wings?

I was never built with them. I think. Mother has some large ones, but I don't think she knows how to fly.

I want large wings like that.

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FART-SOUND-EFFECT-FIFTY-SIX.

Ppbbttttt...

HA. HA. HA.

Haha, you got us good buddy!