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STOP STEALING OUR FOODS YOU GREEKS. OK YEAH YALL CAN HAVE MOUSAKKA BUT OTHERS ARE OURS! But hey I actually love u guys💗🤗 we have hate love relationship with greeks😉

Another post-Trojan in the inbox. What's next, a Phoenician? Geez.

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So, what’s your relationship like with your mom? Are ya on good terms or bad terms?

Eh, Zeus was always our dear 'ol mom's favorite, but aside from her terrible taste, she's fine.

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Had to throw my hat in the ring.

Credit to the maker of the OG meme: https://x.com/sweepswoop_?s=21

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Hey um…are you single? Asking for a friend who’s most definitely NOT me…

Happily married, babe, but I'm flattered that I still got it, eh?

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Have you seen the descendants movies?

We don't get cable down here, but I've seen some clips. Not my fave mortal interpretation of my godly visage, but it could be worse. Much worse.

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PAIN AND PANIC ARE IPAD KIDS?

All my useless minions and socially inept kin are IPad babies. What happened to the good outdoors, eh? You plague a village, kidnap a lady in a field, c'mon, guys!

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Have you watched skibidi toilet yet?? Isn’t it the best?? 😻

Sigh.

No, no. It was my fault for giving Pain and Panic an iPad in the first place. This one's on me.

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Are u 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?

I'm Greek-y

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Giry how are you evil? Zeus did 100x worse then u. He can't even zip his pants

Y'know, it's about time you mortals caught on. I've been saying this for a millennia!

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U are hot asf

Literally, babe.

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I was on my Atlantic City vacay

remember that time you thought you went to hell but it was actually new jersey. why was hades there

idk

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someone else asked abt your thoughts on thanatos but how do you feel about getting confused with him? Like a lot of people assume you’re the god of actual death and not of the dead themselves

Better than being compared to Zeusy. Younger siblings, amirite?

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HADES HADSEA HSEADA 6 PLANETS ALIGNEND EARLIER THIS MONTH THERES GOING TO BE ANOTHER IN AUGUST THIS YEAR ANYWAY HAPPY 6 PLANETS ALIGNNING

Hey, hey, I've learned my lesson with astrological warfare.

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Are you aware that you're still worshipped in the mortal realm?

I get sweet offerings every once in a while. Could do with a little less of the "doom and gloom" stuff, though. Would it kill em to send down a gift basket every now and then?

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WHAT DO U THINK ABT UR FATHER WHO SWALLOWED U AND UR SIS AND BROS ALIVE

Nothin sugar and spice, I can tell you that

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Please give Pain my kudos for being there the whole time while I recover from my surgery. /pos

I'll pass along the message. Glad someone around here enjoys his company, he was starting to get lonely and I am NOT buying those imps another goldfish.

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thoughts on thanatos

Well, he's not exactly the life of the party (ha!)