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A non-exhaustive list of things from TMA that I was 100% certain were just fandom jokes before I actually listened to the podcast:

- The homophobic vase.

- Jon being kidnapped and forcibly moisturized for a month.

- Jon being kidnapped three separate times in the span of a single season.

- The "I won't kill a man because you're jealous." "Why not?!" exchange between Jon and Martin.

- There are like seven or more characters all named some variant of Michael.

- Melanie calling Jon "The Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy".

- Jon asking Martin if he was a ghost.

- The "Statement of Joe Spooky" quote from Tim.

- The "Except for the vampires." "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." exchange between Jon and Gerry.

- Mike Crew trapping a dude on a ladder forever.

- Jon asking Martin to gouge his eyes out and run away with him.

- Nikola Orsinov. Like, just in general.

- Elias being a pothead.

- Georgie being literally incapable of feeling fear.

- The bone apple teeth.

- The guy who married a bug.

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It depends on the issue, I suppose, but not too long, I don’t think.. we can wait for Steven to wake up first, if you want?

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understandable. Do you want me to try now, or..?

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that’s understandable, it’s… theres a lot, y’know?

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I suppose, but my bad memory is almost exclusively pre-phone-ification.

of course, this is only if you’re comfortable with it?

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I worked in the factory for a considerable amount of time, so if it is a coding issue, I may be able to assist?

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I could always take a look at it, if you wanted?

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the lack of memory part.

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huh. That… sounds unhealthy.

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Oh! Thats unfortunate, I suppose.

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vaguely? I don’t think I ever met her though..

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pfft-well, thank you, that means a lot to me.

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I mean- I’d want to, but he has to figure something out first

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Wh- me and Bruce aren’t- I mean not yet- it’s-

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I’ve- you know I had a husband before, right?

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yes, I live with another manager, a newer model, called “Bruce”

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we are so fucked (finally got himself to listen to the magnus archives (only watched three episodes so far) oh my GOD)