ask-heldrake-chan

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"Is this.... a friend?"

Kaijune day 18: Cyber

another day where i don't know what to write :)

[ask-heldrake-chan]

There's one sure sign on the ship when warp travel is taking too long.

Random guardrails? Bite marks. Random weapons? Bite marks. This specific traitor skitarii? Bite marks. There's not a thing in sight that has not had a bored Heldrake gnaw on it because she got nothing else to do and the constant lack of skies to fly through has her going insane.

Luckily none of it causes any relevant damage, even if the Skitarii's metallic limbs now look a bit more worn than they should be.

[ask-heldrake-chan]

A silly idea involving @ask-a-chaos-skitarii's poor little skittle realized by the wonderful @stain-is-the-name

Horribly heretical follow-up under the cut:

It's a spa day, the ultimate corrupting weapon of Slaanesh. The girls know how to spend a quality day outside of combat.

[ask-heldrake-chan]

Cultist-chan is really cute! :) I thought about making her do a Juri pose.

[ask-heldrake-chan]

*gleeful Heldrake noises*

Today has been a GREAT day for my Heldrake tho. Look how much fun she is having here chasing the boats!

[ask-heldrake-chan]

The Enigma

Every day without fail:

Always busy cleaning self

Daily routine takes several hours

Armor trim so polished it could blind you

Demands assistance of Cultists/Chaos Skittles

The one day in a month the Warpsmith mandates a bath for deep cleaning:

Destruction all over the ship

Several Heretic Astartes injured

Claw marks on the floor, walls, and ceiling

A Dreadnaught had to be awakened to deal with this

By now Heretic Astartes Command is treating "bath day" as a high intensity training session to punish slackers with.

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"What... SOMEONE GIVE ME THE COORDINATES OF WHOEVER MADE THIS! I WILL TEAR THEM TO SHREDS!"

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"THESE FUCKERS ARE TOO SCARED OF ME TO SHOW UP WHAT CAN I DO AGAINST THAT, HUH?!"

Oi! Yew der, wif ya metal bitz, you eva fought a Stompa befor?

From @da-meks-workshop

"Why should I fight a building? I like sitting on it while hunting Dakkajets tho..."

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"But no one ever is bringing bombers to a fight... can't hunt what does not show up."

Oi! Yew der, wif ya metal bitz, you eva fought a Stompa befor?

From @da-meks-workshop

"Why should I fight a building? I like sitting on it while hunting Dakkajets tho..."

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"It IS comfortable - which is why I don't understand why the Warpsmith is making such a fuzz about it. My upper body is always exposed, and no one cares, but my legs matter? So weird..."

She points at her chest that one from afar could mistake as being clad in an unusual piece of armor. On closer inspection, one would notice that the metal was actually part of her body.

[ @ask-a-chaos-skitarii ]

"Um.... did you forget to put on pants?"

(he is referencing how she is dressed in the new art)

She needs to think for a moment, having already forgotten the very concept of pants.

"Ah... those things... got ripped and burned in the last mission. Not sure why they always tell me to wear them - this is a lot more comfortable."

[ask-heldrake-chan]

Oi! Yew der, wif ya metal bitz, you eva fought a Stompa befor?

From @da-meks-workshop

"Why should I fight a building? I like sitting on it while hunting Dakkajets tho..."

[ask-heldrake-chan]

[ @ask-a-chaos-skitarii ]

"Um.... did you forget to put on pants?"

(he is referencing how she is dressed in the new art)

She needs to think for a moment, having already forgotten the very concept of pants.

"Ah... those things... got ripped and burned in the last mission. Not sure why they always tell me to wear them - this is a lot more comfortable."

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"IT'S MEEEEEEEEE!"

commission for @soraka-in-warhammer40k, heldrake-chan :D

[ask-heldrake-chan]

Biting, like if you agree ❤️👄

"Why would I need to like biting? Do I have to like breathing? It is just something you do. You bite so you can eat - or kill, sometimes that comes before eating. This makes no sense."

[ask-heldrake-chan]

It is curious how well they get along for how fundamentally different they are...

(Commissioned from @stain-is-the-name)

[ask-heldrake-chan]

"If something is relaxing that is very useful. Its use is making me relax."

It is hard to argue with Heldrake logic when it is proclaimed like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

*makes a nest of (relatively) comfy garbage*

*places the egg in the nest*

*places the Skitarii on the egg but careful not to crush it*

*places herself on the Skitarii on the egg careful not to crush either but now movement is impossible*

*relaxed humming Heldrake noises*

*gets confused and a bit embarrassed*

*tries to struggle free but gives up almost instantly*

"Um... the egg isnt going to hatch, there is no reason to warm it"

[ask-heldrake-chan]

Heldrake

by Vitaly Perevoshikov