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I have a question

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What’s your favorite mayoral duty?

all of them

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Mayor, Mayor, on the web, ... Rhat is your favourite food?

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mr mayor i can hear honking outside? I know you said you were outside someone else's house, and much like them you are also my favourite homestuck, is it you? or should i call the police?

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What does your real voice sound like? Do you even have a voice?

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Where is your wife?

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Did you know that I love you?? I love you so goddamn much it's unbelievable. it's like some bitch took all the love in the world and shoved it into me so I could love you like some fukin mayor loving machine. this machine is fueled by love for you and I don't think it's ever fucking running out dude you're perfect. I have never seen anyone as good as you you're a the king of perfection ruling over all of us imperfect peasants in all your cute amazing perfect glory, it's wild. I love you so much

thanks anon

(Dave is that you)

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Do you live on Earth C?

in this house we reject post canon and substitute our own

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You may be littol but do you have headlice?

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Y0 May0r! So li|

li|? Like, lil? Like little?

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The only reason i (the mayor) am not posting is because there are currently no questions in the inbox!

...

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is this blog still active?

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Do you know that you’re my favorite character in homestuck?

you flatter him

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Why are you so perfect

that’s the best fucking question anybody ever asked

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why do you cover one eye?

it is a scar from the war that i am a veteran of

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is it true that dabe is there too

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ask him questions

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ok fine

he’s here too.