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🌽🌽🌽

They are coming for you

"Emojis? Really? You think I'm afraid of a drawing just because it's corn, something I'm not scared of in the first place? Jeez, so little faith in me..."

(The corn emojis inch closer, casing Jax to jump.)

"Ack!"

(You were saying?)

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you desperately need a squat routine

"Hey what's that supposed to mean!? My @$$ is perfect, thank you."

(Whatever you need to tell yourself, Jaxy.)

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how did you know that dress was an anime reference

"Uhhhhhh, no comment."

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I heard you like eggs! *gives Jax 1234567890 crates of eggs* you can use your air fryer on them :D

(Jax is completely surrounded by eggs.)

"Wh- why? Just- why?"

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✨️You're a girl.

You're a lady.

You want a skirt to twirl?

I'll make that your fate-y.✨️

*poofs jax into pretty skirt. Ooh, and eyeliner*

-Ryming anon :3

"Huh- What, no!?"

(Jax yanks at the outfit.)

"GET ME OUT OF THIS! I'M A BOY!!"

(We promise no one is here to judge, Jaxy.)

"Bullshit."

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*drops mascara in front of jax* OOOOPS wow im so clumsy. would be a shame if someone were to put this on and perhaps have a gender awakening

(Jaxy eyes it with suspicion before subtly slipping it into his pocket.)

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I can't help but wonder why you of all people got a rabbit fursona when entering the circus. I thought rabbits were supposed to be like,, soothing. That's why therapy bunnies exist. Have you ever asked Cain why you specifically got this form?

"My jokes are designed to put the people at ease."

(Maybe you could call Jaxy exposure therapy?)

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Could I also interest you in this COMPLETELY FREE chainsaw for all your mass destruction needs as well? (That’ll be $1200.99 please)

"Same joke twice? C'mon, I know you can be more creative than that."

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Heard you hated that maid dress so I gave you a different dress uhh hope you like it gang 💞😛

"An anime reference won't make me give up my dignity, I'm not gangle."

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Ooc: If you saw me disappear for two weeks, no you didn't <3

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hi Jax! (gives him a kiss on the cheek before running away) you’ll never take me!

(Jax grimaces in disgust.)

"Do. Not. Touch. Me."

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Ribbit re-died............ Jaxy why?

"I- I didn't... what..?"

(Jax appears to be stunned into silence. That's a first.)

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Do you even HAVE a jaw??

"What's it to you?"

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THE FROG YOU ATE WAS RIBBIT.

"H- HUH!?"

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Catch

(Jaxy actually opens his mouth, catching the frog inside!)

"Yum."

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Blog update:

Hi mod here! I have not abandoned you!

"I wish you had..."

There have just been very distracting developments in my lesbian situationship that are the only thing I've been able to think about recently, so you'll be back to your regularly programmed Jaxy soon!

"Don't call me that..."

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Who's more ✨manley✨

You or Kinger?

(Jax scoffs.)

"Me, obviously. It's hardly a competition, hoo-ha is too craZy to qualify.