ask-jodio

[ask-jodio]

[Gives ten boxes of diet coke with the "not for resale" lable ripped off and runs away]

AUGH YOU CUNTTTTTTUH

I was gonna upcharge tf outta these and you RUINED ITTTTTTTUH

It would’ve been super sick too 😒

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Did your shit my pants?!

My cousin @ask-jodio drew what he thinks @abbacchio-answers looks like with his seventeen teeth.

Sixteen bottom teeth and one top tooth.

I was telling him about Abba’s seventeen toothbrushes and he wanted to draw his rendition of it.

He’s never met Abbacchio before. He does not want to meet Abbacchio. But he enjoys drawing him like a creature.

[ask-jodio]

I’m a MINORRRRRR YOU CANT DO THATTTTTG

My cousin @ask-jodio drew what he thinks @abbacchio-answers looks like with his seventeen teeth.

Sixteen bottom teeth and one top tooth.

I was telling him about Abba’s seventeen toothbrushes and he wanted to draw his rendition of it.

He’s never met Abbacchio before. He does not want to meet Abbacchio. But he enjoys drawing him like a creature.

[ask-jodio]

Tell me yourself

My cousin @ask-jodio drew what he thinks @abbacchio-answers looks like with his seventeen teeth.

Sixteen bottom teeth and one top tooth.

I was telling him about Abba’s seventeen toothbrushes and he wanted to draw his rendition of it.

He’s never met Abbacchio before. He does not want to meet Abbacchio. But he enjoys drawing him like a creature.

[ask-jodio]

He’s Jewish now

My cousin @ask-jodio drew what he thinks @abbacchio-answers looks like with his seventeen teeth.

Sixteen bottom teeth and one top tooth.

I was telling him about Abba’s seventeen toothbrushes and he wanted to draw his rendition of it.

He’s never met Abbacchio before. He does not want to meet Abbacchio. But he enjoys drawing him like a creature.

[ask-jodio]

NOOOOOO *cries*

I haven't read your part yet so I thought you were like 20 oopsies 🤑

I'M STUCK ON GOLDEN WIND. JODIO I'M SCARED. I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FAVOURITE GANG DIE.

P. S you got no bitches 😡😡😡‼️

Sorry for the late reply I was too busy fucking my so many BITCHES‼️‼️

Also L

Skill issue

[ask-jodio]

Find your own orphans old man

I'M GOINHG BGO SET AL THE ORHANS ON FIIEREEEE

*laughs in high on drugs*

OLD??????? IM 15??????????

Yknow what- gimme back my drugs you big back

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Fucking sniffs, crunches and eats around on said drugs like a madman.. Or dog whatever.

FuuUUcck hell yeah my dad wouldn't let me have ANY crack 🤑🤑

I'm... I'M GOING TO DO ARSON!!!! ILLEGALLY!!! THE ORHANS AREN'T SAFE FROM ME!!!!! FFFFUCK YOU!!!!!!!

What the fuck???

And ur not gonna let me have any?? You can’t hog all the orphans greedy bitch gimme

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Hello drug man

Can I have weed

U can have a weed. I guess.

Throws them at you. They bounce off your face and scatter on the floor.

[ask-jodio]

Go back to the lobby

i refuse lol

[ask-jodio]

This is your cousin

Say hello

wtf hello lol

i forgot I had this account

why he look like that

[ask-jodio]

I just made eye contact with a Subway employee as they were spitting in someone's drink.

[ask-jodio]

We all warned him a BRIGHT, NEON GREEN SKINSUIT would attract sharks

does usagi smell like fish

he smells worse than that. imagine the worst smell you could ever imagine and multiply it by 50 and thats probably still not even close to what he sounds like

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That's why he almost got mauled by a shark once. In the water, he's just... one big fish lure

does usagi smell like fish

he smells worse than that. imagine the worst smell you could ever imagine and multiply it by 50 and thats probably still not even close to what he sounds like

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Like grandpa and his strange blonde Italian??

Jodio there’s some tea w ur mom and Meryl Mei

Oh, no... is my boss making the moves on my mom AGAIN?! What's the tea?? Cmon, don't leave me in the dark here

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I think my dad was a lesbianism

Jodio there’s some tea w ur mom and Meryl Mei

Oh, no... is my boss making the moves on my mom AGAIN?! What's the tea?? Cmon, don't leave me in the dark here

[ask-jodio]

LISTEN HERE YOU TOE EYED CABBAGE YOU CANT JUST TEABAG ME THEN STEAL MY POKE-Charmy

💃