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I heard people enjoy shipping random Striders and Vantases together (I believe most of that is @polyglotplatypus‘ doing, because of those comics) and I want you guys to look me in the eye and find a single reason that Kankri and a literal autoresponder made to do nothing but talk is not the single worst ship in history, and somehow simultaneously /painfully/ made for each other.

I blame @hexstuck for this crack ship of the two biggest pricks in the entirety of homestuck.

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(( I drew Kankri for the first time in, like, 3000 years, so I thought I would drop it here

also I may be bringing this blog back?

stay tuned))

I heard people enjoy shipping random Striders and Vantases together (I believe most of that is @polyglotplatypus‘ doing, because of those comics) and I want you guys to look me in the eye and find a single reason that Kankri and a literal autoresponder made to do nothing but talk is not the single worst ship in history, and somehow simultaneously /painfully/ made for each other.

I blame @hexstuck for this crack ship of the two biggest pricks in the entirety of homestuck.

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Dancestors: -does their own thing without bothering anyone-

Kankri:

Kankri:

Kankri: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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There's n9 9ther quirks it c9uld 6e.

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(( -coughsimadeahomesmutvoicesreferancebecausedamnthosecronkrionesohmygodcoughs- ))

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(( -coughsimadeahomesmutvoicesreferancebecausedamnthosecronkrionesohmygodcoughs- ))

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(( If this becomes even one person’s headcanon my job will be done. ))

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(( THANK. ))

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This happens m9re than I 9r P9rrim w9uld like t9 admit. With multiple pe9ple.

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I need an adult.

(( I should seriously rename my blog "kankri gets hit on by a lot of people and runs away cause he's uncomfortable or being sexually harrassed" ))

i see u liked a photo of me ~topless~

water u tryin to say here kanrki

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(( okay, this time I'm done. for realz. ))

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H9nestly I 6elieve that this 6l9g, f9r the m9st part, is rand9m humans and tr9lls trying t9 get in my pants after which I reject them and get m9lested al9ng the way.

If y9u add "then the main tr9ll falls in l9ve with 9ne 9f the pe9ple rand9mly trying t9 get with him and changes the 6ad 69y's 9utl99k 9n l9ve and the tw9 9f them get int9 a fight 6ut s9meh9w make it right in the end and end up in a relati9nship" y9u w9uld have a cinema classic that I am sure Karkat w9uld 6e very interested in.

That is n9t g9ing t9 happen h9wever.

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I really d9n't mind at all. It keeps me 6usy. Vriska and I really d9n't speak, 6ut she d9es f9ll9w vari9us Terezis I 6elieve.

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This is exactly my p9int. Exactly it.

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Perhaps I am n9w.

TW: Lusus hunting TW: G9re TW: Huntress 9pressing 6eliefs

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>:(( < mew are so lucky this is a purrty/purrom!

>:(( < ofurwise i would claw you! now purrlease dump that punch

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