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What's it like being a dwarf?

Honestly, I’d wonder what it’s like to be tall! Have you SEEN our town? Gup’s always gotta crouch whenever he goes into some of the restaurants and my house. This place is kind of tailored to the majority.

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((i just made a characters page for this blog, so check it out if you like!! 

the gloom kids belong to @winniewerewolf, in case anyone didnt know))

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((i just made a characters page for this blog, so check it out if you like!! 

the gloom kids belong to @winniewerewolf, in case anyone didnt know))

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What do you think about Prince Gup and his parents?

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Hey Dazy, what do you like most about each of your dads?

I mean, obviously I like more things about them. Those are just what I can think of off the top of my head.

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((this is a kazooie ask blog but like... ill totally answer questions addressed to or about the other 7d babies. just sayin))

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((i just cleaned out my inbox so send an ask if yall want!!))

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BOLD what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes  / no.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.

has a child or children  / has no children / wants children.  

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s).

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unempathetic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.

loyal / disloyal / unknown.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic 

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-choice / anti-abortion / doesn’t know or on the fence. 

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence. (part of me wants to say pro-murder, but ill keep it serious)

pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right wing / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / questioning.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none. 

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

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Mwah

Mwah: Three people I’d like to kiss.

1: Princess Slush

2: Dazy

3: Prince Gup

4: Fr- oh would you look at that I only need 3 okay well bye

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oh why not.

Blab: Three secrets I’m keeping. Mwah: Three people I’d like to kiss. Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive. Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. Doing: Three habits that I have. Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you. Shh: Three things I wouldn’t want my parents to know Dream: Three wishes I have. Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

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Are there any activities you and your dads do together? :p

A lot of stuff actually!! Other than working in the mines (which they trained me for) there’s also music-y stuff and, of course, pretty rock stuff. I also help out with Giselle’s pet stuff. Just, you know… Lots’a stuff. 

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hey kazooie! has the princess ever taken you for a ride on buenaficent?

I really prefer traveling by sky-bucket or, y’know, foot. But Buenaficent is the only way to get to some places where the sky-buckets don’t reach or there’s a lot of danger on the ground.

For example, the Glooo-... Gluten-free bread store! Treacherous journey to that place, if I do say so myself. Who are the Glooms.

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What's your favorite pastime?

Other than just music and collecting pretty rocks, I really like just killing time with Gup. He likes my songs and is interested in the jewels and stuff. 

Most everyone says he acts cold, but never around me!! Maybe I’m just special （＾ｖ＾）

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What's it like having 2 dads?

Just... What you’d expect.

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send asks

((send asks so i can ignore the geometry project and the sign language project im supposed to be doing))

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How do you and your cousin get along?

Well, I guess you could say... We’re like sisters!

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