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anything to make me quiet? D'aww, you do love me! Anyways, yeah, they were last seen at the circus place we were at. That's where I gambled - er! That's where I owed my debt. Ah.. great.

The circus?! Are you telling me that you are running in fear... from clowns?

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hey. Hey Lae'zel. Listen, listen. Hey hey. Lae'zel...

LAE'ZEL

Chk- what is it? Why do istiks always waste time instead of saying what they mean?

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FUCK MARRY KILL:

GORTY, KETHERIC, ORIN

GO

Foolish istik. They are chraith, so I would simply ki-

What do you mean that can't be my answer?

G'lyck. Fine.

Fuck- Ketheric. He is the strongest warrior, and therefore the strongest lover.

Marry- Gortash. Githyanki do not waste their time with marriage, but I understand it is a method of control. I will turn Gortash into an instrument of Gith's will.

Kill- Orin. The fact that she still lives confuses me.

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Hii💋  lae'zel.. mу name iѕ💦 Astarion💓 Ι'm  sо💜 dangerous 😤 all thе tіme 😈  аոd Ι  reаӏlу wаոt 👅 yоս tо bleed 🤤 https://www.redcross.org/give-blood.html ☺️fаѕtt🩸 i  🫦wаitіոg 🧛🏼 you riɡht hereе😘

Your schemes are getting more insidious, Astarion. I warned you I would drive a stake through your heart if you came near me with your fangs. You will not trick me so easily.

I know my blood could save the life of a fellow warrior, making us all stronger, but I do not believe it would go anywhere but your stomach. Besides, I doubt you Istiks could handle Githyanki blood.

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But… But Lae’Zel I don’t know hoooow *I whine and a tear eacapes one of my eyes*

I’m not bold as you… *glance over to the campfire where Gale and Astarion is occupied in a discussion*

It’s no use anyway… he won’t like me…

*snivels*

/white paw

Chk— no one could possibly care for a pathetic creature like you. Did the ghaik remove your spine when they inserted the tadpole?

Had you been born a Githyanki, you would have been killed before you were eight years old. If you insist on crying, do it elsewhere. It sickens me.

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I TRIED getting rid of them but they keep coming BACK! Ugh! I need to come up with the money or else they'll take my organs, Lae'zel! I'll be a feast! A meal! They'll probably even crack my ribs to see which one of them gets to have good luck the whole year! I'm so dead...!

Kaincha - what kind of creature have you borrowed from? Devils? Undead?

It cannot be anything we have not defeated before. Show me the foe, and I will destroy them myself. Anything to make you quiet.

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Oh.. ask Astarion... do you think he might have 600,000 and 49 cents plus shipping and handling? ... Is it worth asking him?

Kaincha— what did you buy? A fortress? You are better off removing whomever it is you owe to.

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Chk, I am not here to have fun. We have chraith to fight, ghaik to destroy. You would do well to focus your mind, and spend less time 'having fun'.

Greetings, istiks. Since it seems I will be stuck upon this plane for some time, and you all appear so ignorant of Gith's wisdom, I have decided to educate you. The libraries of gith contain more knowledge than you could possibly comprehend, but I will try to speak in a way your simple minds can understand.

Ask me your questions, and I will be your sa'varsh. For now.

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Damn it, Lae'zel, you're nagging me about the dyes again!? No, no! This isn't why I needed the gold-! Grr! Fine! You win! I guess! Thanks a lot!

Do not waste your breath thanking me. Why not ask Astarion? He always seems to have his fingers in other's pockets.

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i.. don't think these barrels would pay off my debts... Ehe

Perhaps you should have thought of that before wasting our gold on dyes for your ridiculous clothes.

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Lae please tell us how you REALLY felt when Shadowheart was on top of you, holding a dagger to your throat......

Tsk'va— I felt what I would feel when faced with any chraith. It was a battle, like any other. My muscles tensed in preparation to htak'a, and my eyes were wide to see more of my foe's weaknesses. Any other discussion is foolishness.

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Lae'zel how does it feel to be the most interesting critter this side of the sword coast?

I find your interest grating, Istik. You people, even my own companions, ask such foolish questions, when you should be preparing yourselves for battle. At least there is some chance that you may take on some of Gith's knowledge, if any of you prove intelligent for your kind.

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*looks at your nervously* Uhm… okay… well… I have feelings for Gale… I-I think I’m in love with him… *the scales on my face turn into a red color and you can feel heat coming off me* But I d-don’t know how to tell him… And I don’t think he feels the same… *looks sad*

/ White Paw

Chk, are you sick? Your scales do not look healthy. If you want the wizard to return your... affections, then you must stop this cowardice. The way to make someone yours is bold action, not snivelling like a child. Declare yourself at once, or Gale will never respect you.

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............ May I at least have those barrels back?

Tsk'va... You may have the barrels. If you can carry them

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Hey Lae'zel, real talk. Why do githyanki look so weird

To anyone with sense, it is you people who look 'weird'. Your fleshy, bulbous nose is inefficient, and the rest of you is just as weak. Consider yourself before you ask more foolish questions.

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Hi Lae’zel!! *leans forward and starts whispering* Uhm.. I have something to ask you… how do I tell Gale… that… Uhm… *I look to the ground and seem stiff and nervous, my tail twitching from side to side*

/ White Paw, the white dragonborn

'Speak, istik. We do not have time for cowardice. What is it you wish to tell the wizard?'

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darling! Dearest Lae'zel! Sweet Lae'zel! The most... Warrior of warriors! Best companion ever, even better than Astarion (but don't tell him that). See... I may or may not have found myself in a bit of a... Well... Debt. Issue is, I can't seem to cough up enough coin to-

G'lyck. Your flattery will win you nothing from me. Why do you not sell one of the few magic items the wizard has not already consumed? Better yet, one of the many barrels of smokepowder that you demand I carry in your place?'