My name's Laserdust, and I'm the only pegasus in a family of unicorns... My family makes a living cutting glitter from gems and glass and then supplies it to all of Equestria! I possess no magic of my own with which to cut glitter, so I make deliveries and manage the business the best way I can. My best friend is a gloam-fox named Penelope. Oh! And don't draw me if you don't wish to! I would be, like, crazy grateful, but I have limited resources to draw back at'cha! I don't have a computer, either, so no ask box, but you can always ask me things in other ways!
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Wooooooah retro

Sometimes I gaze up at the night sky at all of the myriad stars, and I feel so small… Then I remember that time at summer camp when I threw my baked potato all the way across the dining hall at that mean colt and made a direct hit to his face and then I feel a lot better.
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All-time best speech.
→ Ride for ruin and the world’s ending
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YEAST - LEVAIN
Name ; Levain
Age : 48 years
Breed : Pegasus
History :
Born in the heart of the tiny village of Dodge Junction, he grown up supported with his family, forming of his parents and his brother to whom he has a difference in age of two years. Soberly rivals, he keeps a good agreement and complicity with him. His parents are hard-working, they are proud and they perpetuate the work of the bread. The father takes care of the sale when he doesn’t help his wife in stoves. Together, they proceed in harmony. During the pregnancy of the first one child, his father enjoied saying an believing that if his wife eats some leavened bread, he would have a strong child. Where from the current first name of the Pegasus, who is called Levain. In the course of his youth, he is fascinating by the bread making when his younger brother aspires to discover others domains. From time to time, during his course of apprentice, he regulary will go to present his bread to the Appleloosa village. However, aspiring to a more sophisticated clientele who could enjoy his refined products, he moves to Canterlot when he installs a first humble and modest shop. Gathering small savings, he will settle down on a another ground a few years afterward
PS ; Don’t hesitate to say me where my english is wrong. ^^
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I no longer fear death thanks to Theoden King.
Forth Eorlingas!
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frodo: *puts on the ring*
sauron: EYE see you (geddit)
frodo: ayyyyyy
sauron: haha die :)
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YEAH OKAY SO
My bf left our phone overnight at work cuz one of the office ladies said she could charge it overnight for him...we came back to get it.... Someone (probably the new front desk girl who gets in trouble for being condescending to all the clients if they are poor) put it in the lost and found box. OH. AND. THEY WIPED THE ENTIRE THING. ALL OUR PICTURES. ALL OUR CONTACTS. ALL OUR RECORDS. Nobody will own up to it. It was also dead. WTF?! WTF?!?!?! OH AND OUR ELECTRIC WAS CUT OFF.
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What a cute and precocious little girlOHWAIT THATS NO LITTLE GIRL THAT IS ROSETTE SHE IS WAY OLDER THAN SHE LOOKS STAY BACK OMG
A young lady living in Tenpenny Tower with her “poppa”, she knows a lot about medical procedures and bartering.
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RARARARARRUHRUHRUH
When I’m the only metalhead in the car, and a Slayer song comes on while radio surfing http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com
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Speed doodle of BatZ, one of my Fallout New Vegas characters (inspired by Die Antwoord). Her top is usually just a bunch of rags tied together cuz she has a tendency to rip off her shirt and fight topless to “distract her enemies.” Fine, but that doesn’t work against Nightstalkers, Batz.
Also, pay no mind to that prude nerd up in the corner, she’s just hanging around for the robots.
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Every time I come across this situation, this is all I can see….
Downloading feels>>>download currently at 1340%>>>download complete>>>go to bed? y/n
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Overheard in Walmart
Little boy (about 5): Mom! Can I have this cool clock?! It’s on clearance!
Mom: It is a really cool clock! But we can’t get it today. Maybe if you are good this week we can get it in a few days…
*me, waiting for meltdown to commence *
Little boy: Okay, Mama.
Mom, leaning down close and whispering conspiratorially: let’s go hide it somewhere!
(((awesome mom, awesome kid)))
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Yeah you like saturation tools gurl
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When you work hard on a pic you don’t even like
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I colored dis pone
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I drawded a flutter pone
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