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hey laz, what do you do with the pill you start with in each run?

BAD TRIP

LAZARUS: Muffled sound of pain

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you should play it safe and wait until the next floor, lazzy

He seems relieved.

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(doodles)

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whats dying like

"Usually it hurts a lot, especially if something like brimstone or acid killed me. Sometimes it's not that bad though, and if I'm lucky it'll actually feel peaceful... but eventually I wake up again."

Lazarus looks down and is quiet for a moment, frowning.

"Speaking of death... Do you think I should die now in a sacrifice room or wait for the next floor?"

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lazarus WHO filled your bathroom with BREAD?!?!

"Cain goes a little overboard with Jera sometimes."

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(here's a rough doodle of how tall i like to think lilith is in comparison to laz)

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hey laz! have you met anyone else in the basement yet?

Lazarus nods. "There's a lot of other people down here."

"My older sister is down here too. Her name's Bethany but I usually call her Beth."

"Beth doesn't like going on runs with me since she doesn't want me to see her corpse if she ends up dying. I don't want her to know how many pills I eat in one run, so I guess it works out."

“I think Isaac was one of the first to end up here. He's also the youngest. He doesn't talk much, but he does like to draw! …Sometimes the things he draws are really violent, but if he's in a good mood he'll draw pictures of cats or familiars."

"Maggie is kind although a little blunt sometimes. She's one of the more social people down here."

"I don't know how to feel about Eden. They say a lot of things that don't make sense. One time I woke up to them standing over me and them saying that my 'stats' are terrible."

“Apollyon scares me a little. He’s not mean or anything- he’s actually really nice, but sometimes he just stand still and stares at his void for hours or talks about the apocalypse. Him and Beth like to talk about books sometimes.”

“I don't know much about Judas. He's usually busy studying his book or writing stuff down. Cain likes to hang around him sometimes and Judas will tell him to go away but he never actually makes him leave.”

"Cain is really good at finding pills and winning stuff from the arcades. He's a bit superstitious though and he'll get nervous if a run goes too well or if he doesn't go through rooms in a certain order."

"Samson is strange. He's really friendly towards everyone, until he gets mad. Sometimes it'll just be little things like accidentally stepping on a spike or missing the boss rush. I saw him beat a gaper to death with his fists and keep hitting it until he was covered in blood... I stopped going on runs with him after that."

"I don't know much about Eve either. She usually keeps to herself. Sometimes she'll spend time with Lilith or sing to her bird."

"Blue is... a dead body. They move around and talk like they're alive, but they look and smell like they're rotting. Sometimes he coughs up flies or maggots. I feel bad for avoiding him but he creeps me out."

“The Lost hides and cries a lot. They get mad whenever someone tries to comfort them though. He yelled at me when I offered a hug."

"The Forgotten is really curious about everything. They like to investigate things by smacking them with their club. They've hit me a couple of times but I don't think they meant anything bad by it... I hope."

"Keeper bit me for quarter during a run once. I'm afraid of what he would do for a dollar.”

“Jacob and Esau are always together, but sometimes it seems like Esau wants to explore on his own. Jacob is really cheerful and talkative but sometimes he'll say mean things or push me out of the way for a good item. Esau can be a bit grumpy sometimes but he always apologizes if he ends up saying something mean."

"Azazel is hyper and loud. He's always flying around or hiding in dark corners to try and scare someone. Beth doesn't like him very much since he almost burnt her book one time."

“When I first arrived, Lilith scared me the most since, well, she's a big tall demon, but she's super nice! She worries a lot about me and the others who are human. She says we're too squishy to be crawling around the basement. I think she wanted to cry when she realized we don't have claws or sharp teeth.”

"I think that's everyone but I wouldn't be surprised if there are more people down here."

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thats a cool yellow shirt laz , do you have any more outfits

LAZARUS: Yeah! I got my pajamas, overalls, and Sunday best! …There aren't any churches down here in the basement, but Beth says we need to still honor the Lord on Sundays.

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WARNING

This blog will contain dark themes and religious imagery.

There will be blood, gore, and death.

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