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Before you guys started dating, how did you become friends?

L : Kirito was the first reason we became friends. He’s introduced us and he’s the reason why Sinon is in the gang now. 

S : Without Kirito we probably would have never met… so I’m grateful. But we really became friends because she wanted to try GGO and I trained her. 

-Mod Lottie

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Did you guys ever love Kazuto?

L : Hum… thinking about it now, I think it was more a crush ? And besides Asuna, he was the first person I became close to, so that’s probably why I thought it was love…

S : I never loved Kirito. He helped me a lot, I will always be very grateful to him, but it was never love.

-Mod Lottie

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Right now? Ok then. Let's fucking go. Pulls out sword

L : Let’s-

S : Lis. Anon-san.

L : Alright, alright.

-Mod Lottie

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You know SInon I always thought you were bi and that Lisbeth's gender doesn't matter.

S : Actually I’m demisexual, so you’re kinda right, Lis’s gender doesn’t matter !

-Mod Lottie

Mod Lottie’s note : A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone and I headcanon Sinon as demisexual.

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Liz I love you leave sinon for me

S : …

L : *to jealous Sinon* Don’t be jealous, I love you.

Anon it’s adorable to see you love me, but I love my Sinon, I will never let her. We can be friends though !

-Mod Lottie

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You have to sinon both liz and I love you if not can we at least be friends

S : Friends works I guess… 

L : …

-Mod Lottie

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YES LOOK AT THE LISINON

SAO Extra, special panel when you collect all Volumes.

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Ok liz I will fight you for her. Just tell me where the pit is.

rIGTHT HERE RIGHT NOW LETS FUCKIN GO U LIL SHIT

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Hey sinon I love lis can I have her foe a week?

YOU WANNA FITE ME RIGHTFUCKING NOW PUT UP YOUR FISTS LETS FITE. SINON IS MY WAIFE IF ANYONE WANTS HER MEET ME IN THE FUCKING PIT.

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Do you guys get any 'private time' when the crew isn't around? ;)

S : w-w-wHAT ARE YOU TRYING T-TO SAY HERE HUH???????

o-of course we get time to uh…. talk and d-do other things together….

L : mmm

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Lis calm down please let sinon decide

S : i refuse

-Mod gwen

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I dislike bi erasure a whole lot. It's like no one can believe someone's bisexual.

L : Yeah, it’s the same for me ! I’m bi and it’s honestly so annoying ! People denying your sexuality is honestly not a good thing to live…

S : I’m demisexual, but I support everyone and every sexuality, and I honestly find it outrageous. 

-Mod Lottie

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Yo lis I kinda found sinon in my house and she won't leave

L : Sinon is right here with me…

-Mod Lottie

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What was Kirito's reaction when you told him you were dating?

L : The whole crew saw it coming to be honest…

S : He was still kinda shocked knowing it wasn’t just a rumor… I still remember his face, it was really funny !

-Mod Lottie

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I don't think gender matters in love. Sinon, Lisbeth do you both agree?

L : Of course we agree ! 

S : We’re both for gay rights.

-Mod Lottie

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c an i please marry sinon and lisbeth just be gone i love moi waifu my waifu is moi laifu i will fight for my waifu

L : What is this with all of those people who wants to steal MY Sinon ?!

She’s MY waifu, back off. I will fight too btw

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Sinon can you break up with lis and go out with me? I love you

L: What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead.

-Mod Gwen