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infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

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me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

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Julius Caesar, 2063 years ago: hey what have you got there?

The Roman senators: 

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sometimes

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oh? how'd that happen?

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you okay?

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yep

hehehehe

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it's okay, they don't get the alive ones often

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sometimes when they get a treat they eat them alive

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you're welcome

they eat mice sometimes, also crickets

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i'm sure they're beautiful

nothing much, feeding my snakes

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i.. hi peter

oh? and what is it you're coloring?

hehehehe

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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

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and what are you up to?

hehehehe

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Happy ides of March everyone! To celebrate, stab your least favorite government official!

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yeah!!

just.. loki is fine

okay, be safe

….yeah, hi.

// @ask-perry-luhold @ask-craig-mcdermott @ask-marcus-halberstram

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magic

youre gonna be good friends with them

….yeah, hi.

// @ask-perry-luhold @ask-craig-mcdermott @ask-marcus-halberstram