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[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Hey, it's been a long time since you've answered any questions! How did your new year start?? Was there anything interesting?? :3

The new year's been okay!! The party we threw was... something.

Yeah- it turns out that after about 30-ish drinks, Frank forgets how to walk in heels. It was actually really funny.

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Do either of you have favorite books? Does anyone in that castle read? Personally, I really liked

Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger

Carrie - Stephen King

ICP: Behind The Paint - Violent J

Ooo- I was forced to read Catcher for school. I didn't hate it. All the other stuff I've never read . I really like fantasy books though!

Columbia, I've seen you reading My Little Pony books. That's not fantasy.

...So? All you read is cookbooks.

I don't-

10 ways to prepare a human corpse, cleanup instructions included?

...Fine, I may own one or two cookbooks.

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For Columbia: I know that you think that Frank got colder overtime, but what do you really think of him? Do you still look up to him and care about him? And do you think that deep down he cares about you? If not, don't worry, there are people that care about you and think that you are cute! Like me, for example: you are my favourite in the castle and I think you are really cute! :3 I also see myself in you sometimes

I really do think deep down he still cares... and I care about him more than I've ever cared for someone in my life. As for you, I'm flattered... nobody has ever told me that.

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How is National Fucking Day celebrated, besides by fucking? Is there a parade? Do leaders give speeches? Do people decorate their homes for National Fucking Day?

Also, is it the only day of the year when people are allowed to have sex?

Oh, of course it's not the only day a year- we'd all die, if that were the case. You have no idea how much our culture idealizes fucking. No, no- it's just a celebration. Kind of like your halloween- everyone dresses up, sometimes there's festivals... you get it.

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Do Transylvanians have any holidays, besides April fools day? Do you celebrate them in the castle? What kind of traditions do Transylvanians have?

We have some holidays. But I might get in trouble for saying their names on here.

Don't you have a National Fucking Day?

Yes... we do.

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Has Frank ever taken care of you? Does he even care about you sometimes..or is he only interested in Rocky and people?

Frank? Care for ME? Don't make me laugh. If he cared for me, I wouldn't be here.

Well... when we first met, he did. He was loving, and kind, and he gave me the world... for a while, at least. He started getting colder when... well, when Eddie happened. Then he got even colder when he started the plans for Rocky. And E-Eddie, well.... I- I don't want to talk about Eddie. I like to think he still does care a little bit! he's just... distracted...

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Do you have quiet evenings when you can spend time as a family? Are you going to celebrate Christmas? or the Transylvanians don't celebrate it..

Trust me, there's never a quiet evening around here... and I wouldn't call us a family, exactly.

And yeah, we're gonna celebrate Christmas this year!

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Since we're talking about Rocky, he's like a big kid, how do you deal with him?? Are there any more funny moments with Rocky!

How do we deal with him? Ugh... I don't know. He's a pain- he's literally just a very whiny, stupid toddler trapped in a bodybuilder's body.

I was trying to play candyland with him yesterday, and he threw the board so hard when he lost, he broke a window.

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Do you two and Riff Raff do most of the parenting for Rocky? I'm assuming Frank isn't very interested in actually attempting to care for him.

If so, what's it like taking care of a baby with the strength of a body builder? Do you have any interesting stories about it?

Oh. Yeah, no, Rocky calls me "Mom". If that says anything.

It's hard, for sure. Tantrums are awful. We got banned from Walmart once because he had a meltdown and knocked down 3 display shelves in one hit.

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Columbia,

You should go watch Tales From The Crypt, Season 4 Episode 6 :3

...IS THAT EDDIE?!

Hi! So please leave before my knife accidentally falls onto a sensitive area on your body! :D

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

have you guys ever pulled silly pranks on the furter :3

Oh, many. April Fools Day in this castle is basically like World War 3 every year.

Wait... 3? You humans have only had 2 World Wars so far? Seriously?

...That's beside the point- anyways, I remember one year I switched a bunch of his chemicals around. That pissed him off. Oh! And one year I put hair dye in his shampoo.

Last year, his "prank" on me was making Riffraff take the dumpster from outside the Denny's down the street and dump it in my bed!!

All he did to me was undo the stitches on one of my shirts with a seam ripper! Then again, I'm not the one who "accidentally" bleached his favorite corset.

It actually was an accident! It just so happened to be on April 1st!

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Magenta - Where do you buy your makeup?

Columbia - Where did your eyebrows go?

I just steal it from Frank. Why?

Frank stole them to use for Rocky.

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Have you ever managed to calm Frank down given his incredible irritability? If so, is there something that usually calms him down? :))

Usually- here, come here, I'll tell you how I do it. You take some nice calming tea- chamomile, Lavender, something. You brew that.

That's all it takes? Really?

Oh, no. Then you take an entire bottle of the strongest alcohol you have in your house, pour it in, add some sleeping tablets-

O-Or you can just put some music on for him... music usually calms him down... I like coloring with him, too, if I can convince him too. Sometimes I get hit a few times in the process, but hey, at least we're making good use of our first aid kit! Heh...

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

This question is for Columbia: in Time Warp is the “snake of a guy” Frank? Or was that like a separate experience? Also for both of you: what’s your favorite fruit? I like blackberries :D

It was Frank. He is a snake, once you get to know him. Even once you don't get to know him. Also I made that verse up on the spot!! Did you like it??

Yes, the verse you made up on the spot without asking permission first... wonderful job. As for the fruit? Hm... the Master doesn't permit me to eat often, so I don't get to have fruit a lot. Even if I did, I doubt my favorite fruit would reside on your planet.

...I like pomegranate.

Why? They're really messy. And they take too damn long to open.

I just like them.

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Have you ever considered trying to rig one of Frank's experiments against him?

...It's certainly an idea...

...I'd like to see him with cat ears. Or missing teeth.

...It's only fair. He's done it to us.

......

...We'll be right back.

[ask-magenta-and-columbia]

Columbia mentioned that Frank accidentally turned her into a cat. Pardon me for asking, but how the hell does that happen?!

...It's a long story.

He got pissed at us, we complained that he gives us too much work... he decided to try and turn a bunch of feral animals from outside into more servants. He had a cat, a bird... and a possum, I think.

He was drunk.

Oh, very. Anyways, he decided to use Columbia, because he apparently needed human DNA and we don't have it, and he somehow fucked up, because-

-I woke up the next day with ears and a tail.

...Yeah. That wasn't a fun morning.

He turned me back, eventually. Sometimes he threatens to do it to me again, if I piss him off.

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Did Magenta mention that Frank is from the royalty? Can you tell us more about this

Unfourtunetly, I did. He's the son of my planet's Queen. So, he's a prince. And a spoiled one at that. He's one of those super rich kids who had the world handed to them on a silver platter, and now they expect everyone else to do everything for them. He's pathetic, really.