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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
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okay it really is easy. pens with balls have to be pushed at a diagonal to dispense ink. diagonals are painful. diagonals are what tend to hurt. but fountain pens are blessed with ink right at the tip at all times. fountain pens only need to go sideways. sideways is less painful than diagonal. that is why some people can only write without pain with a fountain pen. purchase a pilot kakuno fountain pen in medium or fine for roughly ten united states dollars and have your life changed forever
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Folks have got to understand that they probably aren't messed up by some Secret Big Trauma that they just can't remember; but rather by a million tiny microtraumas that they do mostly remember but don't even register as traumatic because nobody actually understood that these things would cause trauma, much less stack on each other over the years.
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An animator at Webtoon make an animation of one of my comics! :D Check it out, cuz it is very cute.
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smashing pumpkins trying to clout chase 15 year old mcr fans on social media is sooo embarrassing like you’re SMASHING PUMPKINS you wrote Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie. You don’t need to be doing this. Have some shame
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my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else
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