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[ask-meyer-wolfsheim]

i’m going to eat your hat

Don't ya dare... I'll send Jay after ya. Isn't that right, @the-mister-jay-gatsby? Or was it @ask-jay-gatsby? No... it's the first one.

My Jay's a damn right attack dog... you'll be dead before ya hit the ground. Ain't that right, Jay?

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hello Mr Wolfsheim, Mr Carraway here. How has you day been? Also how would someone go about joining the exotic dancing business...asking for a friend...

My day's been fine.

As for the dancing thing... I can't help you there. Just imagining that is- uugh.

Perhaps find a different line of work.

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Mr. Wolfshiem,, can you get your freak on elsewhere 💔

Get my what?

Also, you spelled my name wrong.

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...A business partner of mine got their molars out years ago and I made use of them. So sue me.

(Please don't ask Jay about this)

Whose molars are on the cuff buttons. Did he knock out his own teeth.

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hey man. jay needs a good solid NICE father figure. you could be that for him. he needs it. there’s a lot going on for him right now. i think he would really appreciate it.

…he’ll be a better worker if he’s happier.

He doesn't want me as his father figure. I don't know what we have, but that's not it.

He doesn't want a father at all. He's too afraid.

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how do you feel about the gays (homosexuals if you didn’t know the term)

I... don't mind them. They're a good time.

Why?

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Ahemmmmmm

Erm actually

Yknow I think you should take it easy on the poor lad. Respectfully, sir, he's been through enough shit as is. He's doing just fine in recovery, and the only thing you focus on is business?

He won't be much help if he's lethargic or dead. And you wouldn't want your business ruined because your little star boy couldn't get a chance to recover, would you? Lord knows how much you love the profit.

...recovery? Dead? What on Earth do you mean?

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Of course you're my boy... what's gotten into you?

...So, there you are, my boy.

Why are you so late to work? Get your ass over here. I have things to discuss.

@ask-meyer-wolfsheim

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. 1922

Meyer—

Now is not the time. If I wanted to speak to you, I would have picked up the telephone by now.

Not that it’s connected. But that should still give you some inkling of how much I want to do with you.

I have enough going on. Make your own money. Talk to your own people.

I’m not your boy.

Mr. Gatsby

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Buckaroo number two you best be on your best behaviour with that Jay Gatsby otherwise I'll be taking a number two in your business and then put up a review about poor public health in your workplace to have it spread around like wildfire, capiche?

I have half a mind to bash your head in... but I'm too tired to get my hands dirty. I'll make Jay do it later.

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dude there are SOOOOOO many jays. one has a cat, one is dead, one is lost in the catacombs, one is an alien, one IS a cat, one is evil, and one is playing Minecraft.

...Have you perhaps had a bit too much to drink? Has someone spiked your drink?

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...what the fuck?

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Yes, my appearance does have that effect on people. Is it the cuff buttons? Nobody can appreciate fine art these days...

SCREAMS

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A lot has happened so here’s the deal buckaroo

You’re gonna be nice to the Jay Gatsbys here, alright?

As long as you do that, we shall be chill

Welcome!

-Jamie

I'll treat my boy however the hell I please. And what's all this "more than one Jay" business?! There's only one, and he's got a job, as he's clearly forgotten...

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Many? Are you pulling my leg?

There's only one of my Jay, as far as I know. And he's been avoiding work for days, claiming he took a bad fall into his pool.

I don't care which one you tell, just tell one of them to come in, for fuck's sake. Business can't wait for whatever little scrape he thinks he got to heal.

...So you're the great "Daisy Fay" Jay keeps rambling about. Nice to finally put a face to the name- quite a lovely one, I'll admit.

Say, where is he? I've been looking for ages. He's not been showing up to work for days.

- @ask-meyer-wolfsheim

Which one?

There are many Jays—some dead some alive and many that appear to be somewhere in between. There’s….@ask-jay-gatsby, and some others.

Jay, if you see this, I deeply apologize. I didn’t intend to let yet another fellow find you if that was not a want of yours.

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Oh, hello... I don't usually see your type around here.

Care for a drink? It's on me. I'm just waiting for my boy Jay to show up... he's fashionably late.