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Hey captain, do you have a son? also, you are an amazing person, and you will win this! ~~~ positive soldier anon

Nah. And thanks for the support, soldier.

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yo would you be ok with adopting a random child from an old universe

Does it look like I'm capable of rasing a child to you???

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Hi! Can we be friends? Love the new look!

First ya gotta identify yourself. I don't know if you are with the enemy.

Also thanks, but it'll take more than compliments to convince me.

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Hey Tankman, watch this *Uses witchcraft as I am playing the piano to somehow make the piano sound like it's saying: CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YOUR JAWS (YOUR JAWS) BALLS IN YOUR JAWS-*

PFFFFFT-

Oh that's priceless.

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Glad you’re happy, sir! *Their eyes sparkle* Ooh! Sir! Can we go the interrogations now?? *They bounced a little with excitement*

In a minute. I've already lost time here for my training session.

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(Ooc; tempted to make a D-side Pico blog because we honestly feel more motivation with that ngl

What do y'all think?)

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And…There! Done! *The anon beams as they step back* It’s done, captain!

FINALLY.

No more fucking pink.

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The commander? Could you be a bit more specific?

This bitch, but he's a robot like me.

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Uh-Heheheh….*The anon laughs nervously again* It..Didn’t occur to me before, Sir..

...

*Sigh*

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So…Who even is the enemy that you’re fighting?

The fucking Commander, of course!

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Take me to the moon, let me kick it's fucking ass, let me show it what I learned, in my moon jujitsu class.

FUCK YES.

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Heh! I've never interrogated anyone yet, sir, but it sounds fun. *scribble scribble* I'm sure I could also find a spell that would get rid of all this pink sparkly stuff, but, that might take some work..I'm almost done anyways. *scribble*

...You could have used a spell this whole time and you didn't tell me-

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Reblog this if you're either a Friday Night Funkin’ roleplay blog, or interested in interacting with Friday Night Funkin’ muses!

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🪓(PROMO/INFO)🪓

(Please read the description!!!)

*A TV with a Wii beside it sat there, untouched and dusty. It seems old and unused from a very long time, until you stumble upon the TV and Wii. The TV as well as the Wii come back to life, static going by before it shows the Mii channel with a Mii standing there. They wave at you*

Oh, hey! It's uh been a long time since this Wii was last used. Well, thanks for coming by. The name's Eteled, I'm your average Mii. While you're here, you could interact with me if you'd like.

Just don't you dare delete me or anyone else.

Anyways, go on and ask away!

Name: Eteled

Human name: Henry

Age: middle 30s

Height: 6 inches tall in the game, 5 feet tall if you stand beside him.

Pronouns: He/They/It/Xe

Creepypasta belongs to IceyPie and animatic and FNF mod was made by TheMaskedChris

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Y-yeah...I guess there isn't...OH! Are there any prisoners we could interrogate? Maybe they would know! *scribble*

Interrogation! Now we're speaking the same language, soldier.

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💣(PROMO/INFO)💣

*The click of a recorder can be heard echoed in an empty office. Once, clicked, whoever is using it clears their throat and then speaks. Their voice is deep and has a guitar like feedback to it*

Entry #23, August 16th of the year 2021. Still in search for anomalous subjects, including subject Updike. I have arrived to this foreign website called "Tumblr". Maybe said subjects found this place to hide. I will have to do further investigation. In the meantime, finding a middle ground with the people who reside here would be appropriate. That way, I could gain info from them. I know that in exchange though, they will want to ask me things as well. A fair trade. Let them ask away, then.

*End of recording*

Info!!!

Name: Mr. Whitmore.

Age: Unknown.

Height: 15'6"

Occupation: Head of The Greater Good.

Pronouns: He/They/Xe.

Sexuality: Nonbinary bisexual.

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I'm sure one exsists! But I don't know any specific spells of the like...If there's a library near here I could search there? *Scribble scribble*

...Does it look like we have a library-