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How do you imagine yourselves dying? Feel free to be vivid. I'm sure nobody will mind..

I imagine dying at the high of my power, when there is nothing left of London but fear for me. And then I will die by my own hand. No one else gets the pleasure of killing me. I will die the same way I lived, in control.-JM

Either due to torture, most likely with the loss of my limbs, fingers off one by one, then my toes due to my inability to give the boss up, or a bullet through the head. - SM

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Sebastian is a little tied up at the moment, but I am free to answer any of your questions. -JM

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Did you get jealous when Jim was with molly?

I was well aware of the plan. Needless to say, it wasn’t…enjoyable to watch. Never have I wanted to shoot someone point blank more in my life. - SM

That’s oddly touching, Sebastian. -JM

Yeah, well, unfortunately she survived, didn't she? - SM

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Perhaps we could watch each other. They do say three is the magic number. You have no idea how delightfully evil I can be for both of you in the bedroom and in business.

Oh? You want to join the business as well. Well I would need to see some qualifications. -JM

Lots of them. From lots of places. - SM

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Actually Jim, I was hoping I would be more involved with you. I'm sure Seb would love a good show.

See, Sebastian? I am Mr. Sex. You’re an ambitious one, aren’t you? -JM

I don’t like to watch, I like being watched. - SM

Perhaps, you could watch Sebastian and I. -JM

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Have either of you had to tend to the other while they were injured/sick?

Yes, Sebastian gets sick every year in January. -JM

Only because I have bronchitis. Jim snaps my head off when I try to coddle him unless he's really sick. - SM

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What's your favourite food?

Chinese from the shop down the street, but only if I have a good German draft to go with it. - SM

Cream tea. Or anything involving sugar. -JM

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Do you celebrate each others birthday?

Sebastian doesn’t know my birthday. His birthday starts and ends in the bedroom. -JM

I do too know your birthday, I bought you those diamond cufflinks last year. And the year before that I got you that antique skull tie pin you'd been watching on Ebay. - SM

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Would you ever engage in a threesome with a woman. Because I would happily volunteer. I'm well aware you might kill me after.

Most definitely. I always enjoy a little spice in the bedroom. -SM

As much as I love threesome, I don’t share my Tiger with anyone. Sebastian knows what happens when people start to think they can have him. -JM

Oh come on sweet cheeks, it might be fun. - SM

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I don't always sleep forever. And I can't sleep with you snoring all night. Someone has to be up at night to watch over the business. -JM

Jim always sleeps forever, which means by the time he sees this, I’ll be out for my mission. Don’t let him fool you, his favourite place to be is curled up asleep in his ridiculously large bed. - SM

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Jim always sleeps forever, which means by the time he sees this, I'll be out for my mission. Don't let him fool you, his favourite place to be is curled up asleep in his ridiculously large bed. - SM

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What's one thing that annoys you about the other?

Just one? Alright. His stuff lying around the flat. - JM

His condescending nature. Really knows how to get under my skin. -SM

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What are the sleeping arrangements?

Depends on the night. -JM

By that he means depends on which bed we fuck in or whether he’s mad at me or not. - SM

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

That’s easy, my gun. Custom built by yours truly. - SM

The crown jewels. I look fantastic wearing them. - JM

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What's your favourite outfit?

Jeans and a black tee shirt, with my dog tags, they never come off. - SM

Westwood, duh. -JM

I don’t know how you stand those suits, boss. Mine’s itchy. - SM

Yours is cheap, that’s why. You refuse to let me buy you a nice one. -JM

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What's your favourite position?

I like it best when he shoves me against a wall and takes me from behind. The rougher the sex, the better. -SM

He also likes it when I make him call me Daddy. I prefer him bent over a desk with his hands tied behind his back. -JM

You told me to call you Daddy. It’s your kink, you aren’t innocent. - SM

I never said I was. -JM

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Sebastian, what was it like meeting Jim for the first time?

I thought he was rather short and unimposing. I soon found myself on my back with a knife pressed to my throat. Needless to say, I was impressed. -SM

I am rather impressive. -JM

Parts of you are impressive, though I didn’t find that out for a few weeks. - SM