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The earth has finished revolving around the sun! Rejoice!

. . . Happy new year

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I'm happy to learn more! And the kids always have such lovely music to show me, especially China

What is a "meme"

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The sound of nature is all I need! Also my wife's hair does produce lovely ocean waves to listen to while I sleep

What is a "meme"

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Oh! I have. . . No idea what any of those mean. . . I make music with sticks and rocks!

What is a "meme"

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What's a leitmotif? 😧

What is a "meme"

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What is a "meme"

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A french fry. . . ? What is a fry even. . .

Have you gathered plenty? My little mushroom needs to eat lots ^-^

Mutti, I've started to eat more vegetables.

Proud?

- @magna-libera-germania

I'm so happy that you're eating more greens! A growing boy needs more than just meat, you have so, so much meat daily

You need more vegetables! Also mushrooms, and potatoes— doesn't your son love potatoes?

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Mutti, I've started to eat more vegetables.

Proud?

- @magna-libera-germania

I'm so happy that you're eating more greens! A growing boy needs more than just meat, you have so, so much meat daily

You need more vegetables! Also mushrooms, and potatoes— doesn't your son love potatoes?

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Short. . . Spiky hair. Very porcupine like, hard to wash

Once I remember planting your toddler self in dirt to try and make you grow faster

Like that. That was a mistake, Pangaea said it only worked on plants. My bad.

- Panthalassa ( @ask-mother-pangaea )

Mutti.. I was a plant?! How did I not remember this..

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You . . . Very much resembled a carrot head

Or a porcupine

Once I remember planting your toddler self in dirt to try and make you grow faster

Like that. That was a mistake, Pangaea said it only worked on plants. My bad.

- Panthalassa ( @ask-mother-pangaea )

Mutti.. I was a plant?! How did I not remember this..

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Because you did look like a vegetable

Especially when

Your hair was still too short

Once I remember planting your toddler self in dirt to try and make you grow faster

Like that. That was a mistake, Pangaea said it only worked on plants. My bad.

- Panthalassa ( @ask-mother-pangaea )

Mutti.. I was a plant?! How did I not remember this..

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Well, no. I learnt after I planted you in the dirt

It was cute

You looked like a radish

Once I remember planting your toddler self in dirt to try and make you grow faster

Like that. That was a mistake, Pangaea said it only worked on plants. My bad.

- Panthalassa ( @ask-mother-pangaea )

Mutti.. I was a plant?! How did I not remember this..

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It's the best thing I've ever had since coming down here!!! Whoever invented ice cream is an angel sent from heaven, this is so, so much better than eating just mushrooms all day!!!

mis pangaea , so yous mi mama too ?? den yous get candis !!! :D

[no typing quirk: Ms. Pangaea, so you're my mama too?? Then you get candy!]

(Note: It's actually ice cream covered in a wafer/crepe but Moldova got it wrong)

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Thank you, small child! I have no idea what a "candy" is, or what this thing is. It smells sweet, and it's melting on my hand I don't understand what— . . . .

. . . . This, this is beautiful

Picrew source here

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mis pangaea , so yous mi mama too ?? den yous get candis !!! :D

[no typing quirk: Ms. Pangaea, so you're my mama too?? Then you get candy!]

(Note: It's actually ice cream covered in a wafer/crepe but Moldova got it wrong)

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Thank you, small child! I have no idea what a "candy" is, or what this thing is. It smells sweet, and it's melting on my hand I don't understand what— . . . .

. . . . This, this is beautiful

Picrew source here

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-@the-real-florida-man

A :D?

Picture Source here

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Can I try. . .

You.

Son.

Lend me hair dye.

- Panthalassa ( @ask-mother-pangaea )

Hair dye?! For what, mutti? Isn't hair dye bad for you? Your natural hair is better.

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I want to see if I could fit as blonde.

I don't look like your mother enough.

You.

Son.

Lend me hair dye.

- Panthalassa ( @ask-mother-pangaea )

Hair dye?! For what, mutti? Isn't hair dye bad for you? Your natural hair is better.