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Is 100$ enough for giving you a blowjob? I really want to gag on your big juicy cock ;)

getting payed to receive oral? now thats what I like to hear.

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I don't want to use a condom. Will an extra ten cover that?

as long as you don’t have any STD’s pal.

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You could come live in my house if you wanted...

Thats a nice offer, but . . .  I need to do this on my own.

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I know you don't wanna talk about it but did you ever take a liking to your brother in a romantic way?

no . . . 

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Young man, can you help me carry some groceries to my car? I'll give you some money-old lady

absolutely ma’am! You don’t have to pay me.

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It is okay hun, I'll give you clothes and and a 250 dollars. *hugs* Life can be tough but it gets better

There are so many great people here! Thanks! *hugs*

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Wow so you're not the only one doing whatever for money. Your bro is too. What do you think of that?

Stanford wouldn't lower himself that far. Didn't I say I dont wanna talk about it?

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Hey sweetheart, would a hug make you feel better?

yeah, hugs are great! but I’m a bit dirty . . .

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It's real lunch and dinner. More real than what you'd get anyways. If not filmed, how about audio only?

alright I guess . . . yeah ok. *pockets anon money*

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Wait...you know there is a guy out there that looks like you or that he has a nice ass? or is it both?

Well I know my ass is great so naturally the guy- my twin brother, the guy was born with six fingers- would have the same ass. 

Therefore great. Is there a reason your asking so much about him? Because I dont wanna talk about it.

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Be good to your self *Hands you a 100* , have a nice day*Walks away*~Musical Anon

thanks pal!

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Just a random question bc I'm a creep are you circumsized?

No, that sounds painful.

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Here. *gives $500 and some groceries/ other essentials* Don't worry man, it gets better. Life may seem like shit now, but it always gets better. Always.

You’re an angel, doll. 

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Seriously? You don't have six fingers? Holy shit dude, there's like...a guy walking around with your face with the best ass out there.

Yeah . . . I know. 

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Do you know a Rick Sanchez?

If by know him you mean sucked him off, then yes.

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If you star in a porno with two other guys I'll give you 400. Plus they give free lunch and dinner. Yes or no?

As desperate as I am, I don’t like being filmed. Is it real lunch and dinner or . . ?

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Oh my god. I had another guy who looked just like you sucking dick all the way in Oregon for cash like a month ago. Dude, was that you in Gravity Falls? Do you remember that awesome thing you did with those six fingers?

I don’t have six fingers, I-

you’re joking right?