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Throws you lucky charms marshmallwos as treats💝
Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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George, i would sell ya for a travel sized lipstick
Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
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NO!! BAD RONNI!!!”

Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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I AM A MARRIED WOMAN. Married to who??? I don’t know anymore???? At least 5 people???? Maybe 8??????? But that is between ME and my useless maybe gay husband.
Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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Sigh
Yes, George. Im joking. I know you wouldn’t trade me for anyone because no one else would take ya. So im stuck with ya.
Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
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Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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I AM NOT A FAKE GINGER, MCKEE.
Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
#myrtles gonna put a bomb in chesters home#where?#eho knows#the great gatsby#myrtle answered#ARE YOU FUCKING MY HUSBAND?
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Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
#myrtle answered#who the FUCK is on love with george#he smells like boiled unseasoned potatoes#the great gatsby#ask myrtle
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TAXIDERMY THIS GUY!
From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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THEY JUMPING ME
From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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NOT AGAIN

From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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SHES MAKING ME DO HER WVIL BIDDING AHH!!!!
From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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OH GEORGE!!! PSPSPS!! DADDY HAS A TREAT FOR YOU!!!

From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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*coughs like an ipad kid in Toms face*
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Myrtle! Did you hear the news?
You didn't hear this from me, but Chester is force George into a relationship with him- and the woman he lives with, Daisy, (askdaisyfay) is an unfit parent! Something ought to be done about them.
I… Did not hear about this. Call me interested— my waste of space husband is with who now? Chester? And Daisys an unfit mother? (tell me something I don’t know)
#i never wanted to be a step mom anyways#myrtle answered#the great gatsby#always new george was gay ever since he begged me to peg him#took it like a good boy#AHH#satire btw
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WAS I A WITNESS FOR A TRIAL?
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