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ask-myrtle
Myrtle Wilson
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“You can’t live forever,” / non-serious ask blog
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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Throws you lucky charms marshmallwos as treats💝
Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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George, i would sell ya for a travel sized lipstick
Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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NO!! BAD RONNI!!!”
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Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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I AM A MARRIED WOMAN. Married to who??? I don’t know anymore???? At least 5 people???? Maybe 8??????? But that is between ME and my useless maybe gay husband.
Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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Sigh
Yes, George. Im joking. I know you wouldn’t trade me for anyone because no one else would take ya. So im stuck with ya.
Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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Oh where do I even start with Myrtle Wilson.... she's my husband.... I want to put flowers in her hair and give her gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
WJO ARE YOY AHHHHH!!!!
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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I AM NOT A FAKE GINGER, MCKEE.
Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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Oh where do I even start with George Wilson.... he's my wife.... I want to put flowers in his hair and give him gentle kisses... 🥺🥺🥺
If George were shot dead in front of me I wouldn’t cry. I wouldn’t laugh neither. That excuse of a man doesn’t deserve a second of my time. Im glad he’s found someone as stupid as him to spend the rest of his miserable life with. Now lets pray you two don’t have a bunch of moronic babies to plague New York.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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TAXIDERMY THIS GUY!
From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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THEY JUMPING ME
From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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NOT AGAIN
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From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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SHES MAKING ME DO HER WVIL BIDDING AHH!!!!
From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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OH GEORGE!!! PSPSPS!! DADDY HAS A TREAT FOR YOU!!!
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From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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ask-myrtle · 2 months ago
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From one myrtle to another, you need to show George catboy hypnosis videos before you're unable to.
Will George die if I forget to… The dog died after I forgot to feed it for a week. Now he’s this cute little taxidermy thing. I use him as a hat rack. I can make George into a coat rack.
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ask-myrtle · 3 months ago
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*coughs like an ipad kid in Toms face*
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ask-myrtle · 3 months ago
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Myrtle! Did you hear the news?
You didn't hear this from me, but Chester is force George into a relationship with him- and the woman he lives with, Daisy, (askdaisyfay) is an unfit parent! Something ought to be done about them.
I… Did not hear about this. Call me interested— my waste of space husband is with who now? Chester? And Daisys an unfit mother? (tell me something I don’t know)
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ask-myrtle · 3 months ago
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WAS I A WITNESS FOR A TRIAL?
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