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tell Magnus to answer his phone 🤬

@revenge-is-coming uh, you heard Anon. Answer your fuckin' phone, dude.

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r u single and ready 2 mingle 😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪🤪

Sorry lady, this lil Explosion is happily taken.

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HHHHEEELPI DRANK LEMONADE AND I CANTHANDDLE ITTTT MY WHITE ASS CANT HAAANDLE ITTTTT HELPMEEEE..waaateeeeerrr….. WAAAATEEEEER

Lemonade?? Really? Is it too fuckin' sour for your stupid little baby mouth? Huh? Pussy.

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Hey, uh. I don't know how to say this without sounding real fuckin' gay and totally unbrutal but, hell. I miss you guys.

Ask me some shit!

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Wait wait wait waaait….

HAVE YOU EVER FROZE BODY WASH AND SHAMPOO IN THE FREEZER(KIWI SCENTED) AND ATE IT LIKE ITS ICE CREAM?!?? U really need to try it out it’s soooo cool..

I've drank bleach and even I'm not that stupid.

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Please take my wife, please take my wife

Then I'll take your wife, then I'll fuck your wife

Just a fuckin' joke, no it's kinda not

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Nickles Week –> Narles Week 3/19: Charnickles day <3

Hi. happy charnickles day :^)

Photo i used for ref under the cut but i’m sure you’ve all seen it.

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hhaah

FAKE!!!!!!!!FAKE YOU’REA FUCKING FAKE!!!! I put my BLOOD my SWEAT my BOOTYJUICE INTO THAT FUCKING POLL FOR ABIGAIL AND YOUR STUPID GAY ASS HAD TO GO WITH HALEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!Is it because she has blonde hair???? Like Skwisgaar???? Or maybe KNUBBLER????? YOU LITTLE GAY BOY?????? HUH YOU WANT TO FUCKING MARRY YOUR BANDMATESSS???????don’t even answer that i know you do. i know you want to sloppy kiss your bandmates you FREAKKK. FREAKKKK!!!! NATHAN FREAKSPLOSION!!!!! FREAKY BALEEKY IN THE SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!! FREAKY VON VEEKY BOBEEKY!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!

Literally and actually fuck you. Me and Haley are (will be) HAPPY together.

NO, it's not because of those fuckin' dildos. She's just. Got a great. Personality.

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Hey, Nate'n? Y'know the eh.. record we're supposed ta be makin'..? We eh.. kinda need those lyrics dude.. if we don't get em, I t'ink I'm gonna have ta eh.. stop our late night 'hangouts', it seems like they're distracting ya. So get em done, dude!

@picklesthedrummer420

You can't rush the creative process, okay Pickles? You of all people should know that.

Actually, if anything, I think I need more of our late night hangouts. So uh, you know the drill.

See you soon.

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Loving that Skwisgaar came to help you by asking Toki for tips He's a softie even if he doesn't want to be. Also, congrats on the wedding to Haley!

Yeah. Skwisgaar acts all hard, whatever, but he's not. He's actually a big ol' fuckin' baby but uh, y'know. We love him anyway.

Yeah hey thanks, we're really happy together. I mean. I don't have any hearts with her yet, but I can tell this is gonna go real well.

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Haleys a perfect angel. I'm uh, ignoring that poll I did actually. I'm gonna marry Haley, fuck ya'll.

Nah fuck Toki, calling it a baby game. I'll figure this shit out on my own.

Ams obvious you has to make your moneys by selling berries. And de wines. And Ancient Seeds wills make you money too.

I's ... uh, actually not sure how accurate dat is. Tokis told me you need Artisan for a.... Farming skills? Ams dis a farming game, Nat'an?

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Uhhhhhh yeah. Yeah, it's a farming game. I think. I dunno, I've been fishing. Planted a couple of those uh, yellow things they give you.

Ancient seed? That sounds... Cool. Really cool, why haven't I found that yet? Wine?? I can get drunk??

Well hey, maybe this game ain't so bad.

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Ams obvious you has to make your moneys by selling berries. And de wines. And Ancient Seeds wills make you money too.

I's ... uh, actually not sure how accurate dat is. Tokis told me you need Artisan for a.... Farming skills? Ams dis a farming game, Nat'an?

@skwigelfskwisgaar

Uhhhhhh yeah. Yeah, it's a farming game. I think. I dunno, I've been fishing. Planted a couple of those uh, yellow things they give you.

Ancient seed? That sounds... Cool. Really cool, why haven't I found that yet? Wine?? I can get drunk??

Well hey, maybe this game ain't so bad.

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What the fuck is this? I won the egg hunt and all I got was this stupid hat.

Bullshit. Where's my money? How will I pay the guy?

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how do you feel about this image

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Gonna throw my money at this Joja dickhead and solve all my problems real fast.

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Did ya'll know female crabs eat their babies?

Brutal.

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Toki had me sit down and uh, make one of his stupid model plane. Things.

...Y'know it's actually kinda... Fun. I guess. I think my hands are to big to do it properly, but Toki's a good help. Sometimes.