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[ Like this post if you're willing to interact with an upcoming Kris Dreemurr roleplay blog ]

[ Side note: In time, this blog will feature other muses as a multimuse blog, but at the moment, I am setting up Kris' about page, so give me a bit of time till then. ]

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WHAT IN THE [wacky stacks] IS GOING ON?!?

↓ Free Kromer within! ↓

🪤

FINALLY SOME [Generosity]!!

DONT MIND IF I DO-

WHO TURNED OUT THE [disco ball]?!?

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↓ Free Kromer within! ↓

🪤

FINALLY SOME [Generosity]!!

DONT MIND IF I DO-

WHO TURNED OUT THE [disco ball]?!?

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[[HOCIE MAMA]]! 13 SATISFIED [[customers]] ALREADY?!

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO SPAMTONS POCKET EMPORIUM!

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(OOC)

Hi! I made a discord server for these sorts of Deltarune RP blogs, if you'd like to join!

Tumblr isn't letting me put the link in an ask, so here's the part that comes after the "gg/": K5nfpg2zmc

If you don't want to join, that's absolutely fine!

(Ooc)

Omg tysm!!! I’ll definitely join that sounds so fun ^^

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Good luck with that [COLLECT CALL]!

They’ll never [GET I-SPYS ON SALE] me!

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...

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I’m not a [AW MAN]! I’m their comfort [NUMEBR 1 RATED SALESMAN1997]!

We. Understand each other.

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...

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They prefer me here then in the [FREE REAL ESTATE]!

That [LITTLE SPONGE] could shove me in storage any time! They chose this [4.99] life!

I get them [DISCOUNTS]!

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...

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I don’t need [SAVE THE TREES FOR 9.99]! I have the internet! >:]

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...

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[turn up the JUICE]

[turn up the JUICE]

[make sure not to get it on your SHOES] 🎶

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Yeah. I guess our loved ones never really leave us...

Ha. Good one [VALUED CUSTOMER]

Mike…? Is anyone there…?

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They're too far away :( can't reach em.

I’m sure they’re joining you in [HEART SHAPED OBJECT]

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Oh the festival! I already have tickets for that im working it

Oh well. Now you have a [TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL] so you can bring a [HOT SINGLE] of your own!

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Tickets to what???

Not sure! Found them in that [little sponge]’s pocket!

I heard them talk about some [BIG TOP] festival, I think they’re for that!

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>:]

HA! Take that you [CLASSIC RERUNS]!

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...

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NO MY ONE [NEED A GYM MEMPERSHIP? ONLY 69.40]

Okokok you win [NEED A BOO THIS HALLOWEEN?]!!

Just put the [BUSTERBLOCK ] down

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...

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NOT THE [KNOWLEDGE QUENCHER]!!!

Um mysterious spammer? @ask-number-1-rated-salesman ? This was by my TV when I came home from the store...