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To @hazawatsugu and @splatoonfan88

Watch chosen undead's bio about the whole flame thing. So would they link the flame? Or let it die? And yes its theyre mythos so we can include it being your verses cosmology.

Here's what I think the Einherjars would do.

Bun-link the flame 'im not cursed...none of us humans are. But these gods need to pay. For the love of all of us. KILL THEM ALL!'

Rosey reaper-Link the flame 'its hopeless for me. But not for you.'

Dearil-link '...its dark yes but theres still beauty. And beside what kind of man would I be if I let my children die?'

Garou-link 'dont get it twisted...im not a saint. But the gods will burn.'

Joan-link 'god put me on this earth for a reason...I have faith in him'

Pico-link '...tell my partners I love them.'

Paradox-let it die 'ever since Ive lived i can hear the void and the primordial forces of the realms...Nxyie..the void. The cycle ends now. This is a mercy. We will be reborn. Have faith.'

Sunblood-link then let's it die 'hehe...dont worry everyone. I have this all under control. Darksoul? Hehehehe the gods should be scared...we mortals are Eternal! We have infinity! They however? They're the ones who are limited. SO COME AND FACE ME!'

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Yeah thats about right. Cats bond with whats near them so either they think theyre human or think youre a large furless cat.

Its also why they give you dead mice.

They think youre having issues hunting or feeding yourself.

Does our cat Pesto think that she's a person?

This comic is from our comic collection, Cats and Snacks! You can get signed and doodled copies from our online shop! ♥️

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Oh I thought some of your moots did. My bad.

I feel like me and @2003s-greatest-horrorshow dinosaurs could lead to some nonsense.

Like...found footage attack or just some horror from another world where there's no plot armor and the hybrids happen naturally and my freak of nature dinos just start making more horrific monsters...

Im already partially there for monsters nonsense because I already have monsters popping in out of the blue...

Now imagine a Thanatotitan evolving naturally and then becoming a horrific creature over time.

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I feel like me and @2003s-greatest-horrorshow dinosaurs could lead to some nonsense.

Like...found footage attack or just some horror from another world where there's no plot armor and the hybrids happen naturally and my freak of nature dinos just start making more horrific monsters...

Im already partially there for monsters nonsense because I already have monsters popping in out of the blue...

Now imagine a Thanatotitan evolving naturally and then becoming a horrific creature over time.

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*Nearby young eldritch horror*

'AYE IM BROKE! AND MY MOMMY GAVE ME THIS SKULL'

Broke: eldritch beings with deer skulls for heads.

Woke: eldritch beings with hippo skulls for heads.

­Add your bespokes below!

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Light:"wait you can see Ruyuk?"

Colombo:"oh theres someone there? And I thought my eyes failed me."

Kira:"FU**"

Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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Back to prehistoric nonsense. But this time with pur dinos in jp spots.. and with the jp heros.

Like lost world/jp2

Ian:*sees his kid sneak into the rv with a baby dinosaur.* what is...*sees its a theropod a familiar one with 2 heads (discord if you know.)* PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK!

Kelly:why? They hurt her leg and the hunters want to selll....*sees pricing blue eyes and a pair of angry yellow eyes.*

Ian:*sees a green tail and a red tail* uh oh...

*the city rampage*

Ian:*driving the car* okay baby is awake!

DH:*small squeaks getting parent attention.*

Nancy:Ian slow down? They're not that quick...

Ian:*looks back.*

If mama tarbo:*large dinosaur crushing cars under foot and knocking over street lights as her claws rip the asphalt.*

If Slaughterhouse:*papa rex is smashing buses out of the way throwing motorcycles and he smashed through solid brick and concrete.*

Ian:nope! Dont think I will!

JP3

*After getting away from the raptors Alan finds the kid hes looking for*

Alan:how have you survived so long with the rexs and the spinos?

Eric:well for smaller stuff I use rex scent...the raptors especially hate it.

Alan:and the spino?

Eric:*Slowly leads Alan to a sleeping Reaver* this girl. Shes hurt and normally is with those large beaked Sauropods but she seems to be like a symbol of those guys. Wherever they are...

The spino:*About to charge after the humans after killing the Bull trex and smashing through the fence to keep him in but then stops as he hears a bellow of a baby Thanotitan over a pa as Eric found tapes documenting Thanatos's first years on earth.*

Meanwhile said Sauropod's mate is headed that way thinking her baby is in danger.

Later in world.

The hunter:out of all the dinosaurs to steal from my island and my new boss's island you took...THOSE TWO! YOU! COMPUTER BOY! OPEN CELL 12 AND PADOCK 20!

*As hunter is driving his car meanwhile Claire and Owen lead out a titan with help from the young kid Gray becuase the titan can smell him so he thinks hes a lost child.*

*because why not? Ultimasaurus [IF IT COULD FUNCTION] and a full grown Indomdaus [cause why not?] Are both about to eat the heros and the raptors after Owen's raptors get attacked by the eighties and the eighties get yetted away*

*the camera would shake as something is shaking the ground and then something smashes through the gift shop and a dinosaur skeleton.*

*the camera pans to the ground as a sky blue clawed leg slam its foot into the ground as a red theropod's leg covered in scars stomps into frame*

I rex-*turns to face the rex and roars.*

Ultima-*makes a booming sound at the sauropod.*

Thanatos-(old tired and fed up.) *responds with a loud huffing chuff.*

Slaughterhouse-(also fed up but also hungry.) *let's out a sound like hes a pissed off elephant.*

Hunter-we should move...

Owen-why?

Hunter-uh claire...read this file.

Claire-*reads* oh my god im so sorry...

Owen-*Sees it says thanatos was drugged constantly and Slaughterhouse wasnt fed in a while so for three days theyve been drugged and starved because of world and Igen/byosyn's mess ups.* yeah....we need to move...

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Bun:*still kissing dirt (Aka his face in the ground.)* it was just tea and she tried to kill me.

For @splatoonfan88 (enjoy this. For a certain rabbit gonna end a bitch. STILL NOT OVER THE PYRRHA DEATH)

Cinder vs Bun

Same villain different brat same story.

Cinder Fall info:

Height: 5 foot 11

Weight: 122lbs

Weapons: Glass Dust, Grimm Arm, Fall Maiden powers

Strengths: As the new Fall Maiden Cinder is currently one of the most powerful characters in the RWBY series, Superhuman strength (Can fight on par with other Huntsmen, Knocked out several ATLAS Soldiers with total ease, Defeated Ozpin and Pyrrha, Her strength is increased with the Fall Maiden’s power), Superhuman durability (Her Aura grants her extreme durability and protection, Took several blows from Spring Maiden Raven before falling to her, Her durability is increased with the Fall Maiden’s power), Most likely light speed (Speed blitzed Ozpin and Pyrrha, Is possibly faster than Mercury and Emerald who both dodged Lightning, Reacted to and catch a bullet from Crescent Rose, Her speed is increased with the Fall Maiden’s power Can keep up with Wiess and Winter both of whom can dodge lasers and lightning), Can form Weapons from Glass Dust (Her favourites being Dual Swords and a Bow), Can fly and conjure Fire with her Fall Maiden powers (magic is very different from aura and dust plus she can use more then just fire she prefers fire), Killed Amber and Pyrrha.

Weaknesses: Is vastly arrogant which has gotten worse in acquiring the Fall Maiden’s powers, Her Grimm Arm cannot harness Aura so is unprotected unlike the rest of her body, As a Maiden she suffers a crippling weakness to the ‘Silver Eyes’. While she can regenerate her grimm arm its extremely painful.

Izuku 'Bun' Midoriya info:

Height:7 foot 6

Weight:unkown but more than most.

Weapons:Multiple Quirks, Völundr (Randgriz and Misery cleaver), Costume Zeta

Strengths:as both Class A's strongest student and an Einherjar in the Chaosverse hes one of history's strongest mortals. Hes also the number 1 hero of both history and the world. Near godly strength (before getting OFA he was strong enough to throw Bakugou through a door than in the same five minutes kicked bakugou into a wall hard enough to crater it while chasing someone else. Physically strong enough to match prime All Might who can destroy Japan if hes not careful. Has punched through small islands and took down Gigantomachia mostly by himself who can destroy multiple cities by running to AFO. Physically strong enough to match full power Shigeraki who is even stronger then that.) Near Godly Durability (even before his powers he has endured explosions. Has a massively high pain tolerance and can further it more when using quirks.) Ftl speed (has kept up with Garou and Ruby. Can dodge light speed lasers and out ran Tourma who can do the same.) Keen intelligence (he is very astute and a skilled planner. He can also pick apart powers and styles. Adapts on the fly.) Inndombital will and Godly stamina (he can somehow break fate through sheer willpower and is immune to future reading powers. Can fight with Shigeraki for 45 days straight.) Can manipulate the weather fly teleport shoot out elements regenerate and amplify his physical stats with quirks. He can also absorb misfortune/negativity through his weapon which gets bigger and stronger. Weapon shatters any physical defense magical or Godly once it makes contact. Völundr instantly shatters any non magic or non Godly items. Can predict the future with senses and future sight.

Weaknesses:healing factor cant heal head injuries or catuerized wounds. He isnt immune to his own powers hence his 3rd degree burns. His powers can cause him to gone insane. Prone to fits of anger if reminded of his past. Dosent seem to factor his safety into any plans he makes. His ability to detect danger only works if the danger is full of malice meaning it can be worked around (Toga attacking him didnt send it off as Toga didnt hold any hatred towards him.)

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(Cant think of anyone to at so..)

I first found out im allergic to spider venom after a black widow bit me.

Say something random about yourself reblog chain!

I’ve never tried peanut butter and I’m not even allergic to it

@caligulas-right-wing @scroofy-was-here @bluewillmeetyellow @delicatetigerobject @somewiseouttheree @fart-knocker321 and anyone else (no pressure)

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Ive noticed theres a lot of 'reacting to Australia' videos on YouTube lately.

How to sum up the Einherjars Homeworld. Or at least the ones from other worlds.

Ruby/rosey Reaper-America, the planet.

Pina co. Lada-average dnd stroy (not a Einherjars but in a squeal story Goll makes her own team of champions.)

Garou-earth but more shonen

Sunblood-metro fallout terminator and megaman get thrown in a blender because screw humanity.

Paradox-what if Australia was the size of Jupiter?

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And now the Stego

This form is called Spike

The body is a little thicker than actual stegos but she has a slightly faster. Shes a deep greenish brown with a white stripe down its leg.

She has a tail that is flexible enough to swing farther and higher then it really should.

Shes capable of charging and her beak can crack windshield by leaning into it.

First evolution gains more thagomizers and its fins gets bigger and thicker.

Second evolution makes her bigger and thicker while her tail gets longer.

Final evolution gives her fins and thagomizers a light neon green hue and allow her to shoot hard light spears out of her tail.

Again non elemental.

So I found out about Dinosaur King and Reptil

So...I have an idea.

A hero oc? Where its just a schoolgirl/regular woman whos suddenly gained the power to transform into different dinosaurs by acquiring different colored stones but she records what these are with cards.

Each dino can have elements.

And yeah she names the form.

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Next up the Ankylosaurus

This form is also dark brown but is actually smaller then average due to thicker armour and bones.

As a result the club is bigger and heavier however shes much much slower due to the body change.

Her beak is slimmer but sharper and her claws can cut rock.

She CAN NOT GET UP BY HERSELF IF KNOCKED ON HER SIDE OR BACK

First evolution gives her a black stripe down the body and head.

Second evolution makes her a little longer and gives her some larger spikes on her side.

Final evolution gives her lightweight armor in her stomach and her tail gets a set of axe blades while her back is equipped with a harness that let's people ride her with little issue.

Also non elemental.

She calls this form Bonk

So I found out about Dinosaur King and Reptil

So...I have an idea.

A hero oc? Where its just a schoolgirl/regular woman whos suddenly gained the power to transform into different dinosaurs by acquiring different colored stones but she records what these are with cards.

Each dino can have elements.

And yeah she names the form.

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Examples

The first one she gets is a tricaratops.

She named it Trike

The body is brown and large horn cause duh.

The frill has a white pattern that looks like a bird.

The forms evolve as she gets more power and thus they get new features from across the family genus.

She gets bumps on the frill and slowly she gets bigger as her legs get thicker.

This form is non elemental.

The first evolution makes her bigger and gives her holes in the frill but the horns are longer.

The second evolution gave her a bigger beak and stronger bite.

She gets an alien device that gives her forms a 'Final' evolution.

The final evolution gives her more metallic armor on her back and tail as she gets some metal implants in her skeleton as her horns shoot lasers now.

I feel like later dinos are going to be wild.

So I found out about Dinosaur King and Reptil

So...I have an idea.

A hero oc? Where its just a schoolgirl/regular woman whos suddenly gained the power to transform into different dinosaurs by acquiring different colored stones but she records what these are with cards.

Each dino can have elements.

And yeah she names the form.

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So I found out about Dinosaur King and Reptil

So...I have an idea.

A hero oc? Where its just a schoolgirl/regular woman whos suddenly gained the power to transform into different dinosaurs by acquiring different colored stones but she records what these are with cards.

Each dino can have elements.

And yeah she names the form.

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@2003s-greatest-horrorshow

KINGERS FACE!

Here is footage of Caine attacking a programmer. Let's sympathize with the victim😔

It’s good that the programmer has a loved one who will always support him❤

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I..you can ask these. Ill do my best to answer.

Its 3am and im bored.

Some actually useful Questions to get to know your OC better...

↳ What’s your character’s biggest fear and how does it screw up their relationships? Are they terrified of being abandoned? Do they push people away before they can leave? Are they scared of not being enough? Or being too much?

↳ What’s something they’re stupidly passionate about, and how does it drive their entire life? Like that thing they’d fight someone over. That core belief, hobby, or dream that lowkey fuels every decision they make (even when they say it doesn’t).

↳ What’s one childhood memory they can’t shake and how did it shape the way they see the world now?

↳ What weird habits or quirks make them totally them? Do they always talk with their hands? Hum when they’re nervous? Refuse to eat foods that touch?

↳ Do they have a secret talent no one expects? Like, are they surprisingly great at card tricks? Can they play the piano at concert level but never talk about it? Bake the world’s best banana bread?

↳ How do they handle failure?

↳ Who’s had the biggest impact on their life, and why? Friend, enemy, sibling, teacher, ex?

↳ What do they believe in, deep down? Like, what’s their moral compass? What lines won’t they cross? What kind of person are they trying to be, even if they mess up along the way?

↳ Is there an item or feature they’re weirdly attached to? A necklace? A hoodie? A scar? A pair of old sneakers?

↳ Do they have recurring dreams or nightmares? And what do those dreams mean? What are they trying not to deal with while awake?

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Mha AU

The league of villains arent threats and semi redeem themselves. Meanwhile class 1a is still class 1a

This is a normal Shiggy/deku interaction.