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Curly my buddy my friend my bro do you remember when a bunch of voices told you about a plushie that looks like Anya?

You didn't just tell me about it. You showed me pictures. And videos. But yeah, I remember. Why d'you ask?

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Now tap your heels together three times and say “there’s no place like earth”

Hah.

...

How exactly do you expect me to tap my heels together?

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(she has small white bird feathers strewn around her sweater and a few are in her hair)

i can’t believe Kez is 21. god! excuse me for sounding like an old lady here, even though i guess i am. it feels like only yesterday was Kestrel a bright eyed little thing. i remember when he was born, it was really stressful, i just remember how scared Robbie was, how adamant Dove was that he was gonna be ok, and he was! Ramona was there too i guess. he was a funny looking baby… in a good way i mean! he was so cute! when he was a little kid, he would bring dead things in the house, he’d find animal bones, he’d mummify bugs, Dove HATED it. i thought it was the sweetest thing ever. i’d talk to her about it, and she’d get pissed and i’d get a look. ah, good times.

…uh i’m sorry, Curly- …Robbie, it’s ok. i think it’s more than reasonable for you to be put off by me. -and yeah! if you’d like, i could keep you posted on… hah, Sisyphus’ journey home! i’m very confident you can figure out how to reach me. it took your mother a while to get used to it, but she didn’t already have the whole telepathy thing. (she’s smiling) …it’s so strange that you call me Death. don’t get me wrong, you can totally call me that, that’s just never what i was around you. *snort* i like how Kez calls me that like it’s just a nickname! sorta wish it was to be honest.

🖤

Hey, don't worry about it. You did watch him grow up and all! You have the right. Ah, yeah, I heard about the dead things... It must've been nice back then.

For what—? Ah. All good! Say what you need.

For the record, she usually calls you "Miss Death." All fancy.

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https://youtu.be/YGyvLlPad8Q?si=tA2j2v80mzbnVfOi

"Hoomans." What are these guys, then? "Wildly stupid creatures," hah. They don't seem to different from us in that regard.

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Hehe, I did in fact come up with most of who these dragons are. Their stories, outfits, sometimes their names, sometimes their genes as well, at least when it comes to the sorta designs they take on. The colors? No. They're harder to change than their genes (That's what I will will be calling the designs that these dragons take on that change their appearance, not to be confused with their colors or clothes.) and if you do manage to get your hands on the one item that can change their colors, it is completely random what those colors can become. And there's hundreds of colors. (at least 200, if I remember correctly) Anyway, without further ado, I'll show you some more dragons now.

This is Bloodlust. It's basically the Ares of this pantheon, but about 10 times more bloodthirsty. It's the deity of strength and blood. It's also aroace, autistic and nonverbal. And like I said, it goes by it/its pronouns. It also reminds me of Technoblade, a beloved youtuber that passed away from cancer. R.I.P., blood for the blood god.

Now presenting my favorite in the pantheon: Cherry!!! She goes by she/her pronouns and is omnisexual. She's goddess of love, death, and the afterlife (not to be confused with love death and robots! lol) and she is the matriarch of the pantheon, the first mortal to be promoted to a god, was what killed the force that killed the old gods and allowed dragonkind to live aboveground once more. After the old gods died, dragonkind had to move underground to avoid death. Their colors and elemental affinities granted to them by the old gods faded. But Cherry was born with bright colors and eyes. She burrowed aboveground and finally took down the force that killed the old gods (she has plot armor) and was granted godhood by some other dimension being (me!!!) and that's her story. She does have a husband and children, but it really isn't relevant until we get to the next dragon.

This is Valour! He's Cherry's son-in-law. He's the god of dance. They're bisexual and go by he/they pronouns. They're married to one of Cherry's daughters. I don't have a lot else for him, lol.

This is Slushie! I would've asked in my last message if you were okay with stagnant images of flames, but I was so focused on Bloodlust I forgot about your thing with fire. Oops. You did once say you were fine with lava though, right? I hope so, otherwise I will feel very bad about sending this. He is the one dragon in the entire pantheon that is completely straight, cis, and heteromantic. He's also married to another god, but you won't see her until around the end. I named him Slushie after how he used to look.

Here's him now (naked no less!) and him before. (also naked) He used to be all liquidy, like a slushy! Anyway, he's god of fire and masculinity. That's not to say that not being apart of the alphabet mafia makes you more masculine, but he's a blacksmith so he's very strong. Masculinity is more about how you feel about yourself than any physical traits or who you associate with. Slushie is proud of who he is! Anyway, expect more dragons soon because I can't think of any other dragons that may trigger you in some way. -Madz

Very impressive, even without the colors!!

"Bloodlust." Now that's a name.

Wow. Love and death...

There's a dragon god of dance? Cheers.

Slushie... Hah. It's okay about the stagnant images.

Looks like he's melting... I'm sorry, what are you talking about?? Alphabet— What?

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Mm, yeah, I look... comfortable. Thanks, Ting.

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https://streamable.com/wrttmv

🤪

...Really don't know what I'm supposed to say to this.

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Wait, what, huh why would you want to see a drawing of my Gr--Oh! Oh. Okay, hate to break this to you but uhhh,

[ https://imgur.com/a/FMTmTeP#Is0M5X7 ]

Sorry that it looks terrible.

You--He, uh, just looked like just an average human? We aren't um, wow, okay, obligatory lore dump, I guess! Where I am, there's, y'know, life on other planets and stuff. I lived on Earth my whole life so I don't consider myself an alien or anything so I don't have any boring history stuff to share about that part of me? Aside from my grandparents fleeing and ending up on Earth and apparently that planet sucked or something. I know the language though? Kind of? Kinda looks like Wingdings written but sounds like. . .uh, animal noises? With a lot of hand gestures. Long story.

The best representation is like, Sonic the Hedgehog to us, pretty much. We're called Animalians. I am aware that's an uncreative name but that's what we kinda are called by humans and you know what? It fits. We only make up 1% of Earth's population over here. I think there's more of us in the many other Earth colonies, but I, uh, never went to space. Worked at Pony Express to handle the packages and load up or unload the ships. To be honest, I prefer to be on the ground. My toothpick deer legs can't survive above the third floor of a building and you expect me to go to space? Nah, nah. . .

-- 🦌

What? No, no. it doesn't look terrible at all! I think it's nice. And I don't mind that I— that he's human. Was just curious. What's the story behind those scars, anyways...?

Life on other planets? Sentient life? Wow. That's— Wow. Brilliant.

Sonic the Hedgehog! There's a comparison. ...You worked at Pony Express too, huh. Yeah, no, you're better off on the ground, honestly. Seriously, that's fascinating. All the different ways the world can turn out... It's brilliant, it really is.

...

Hey, how'd you meet me? In your world? I, uh... don't know how to ask this, but— Am I— Is he dead?

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Hoi, curly wurly!

Yipeee, SU time! :3

Season 5 episode 5: Dewey wins

No TWs apply

Season 5 episode 6: Gemcation

TWs: Greg is shown cooking hotdogs very briefly, but the shot is zoomed out, it is not shown in detail at all

[beams those episodes into your head]

Hey, Possums Wossums!

Dewey...? Ah, right, the mayor. Guess we're back to lighthearted stuff, even with Lars trapped in space... Is Connie doing okay? She doesn't seem happy to see him. And she just... stole Lion?

Poor Sadie, jeez. And poor Lars.

Why the fuck— I get that this wasn't Dewey's fault, but he is an asshole. Why the fuck is Steven wasting time trying to keep him in office?!

...For fuck's sake. Too bad Lars isn't here to see how pissed everyone got when Dewey put the fucking donut shop over his life. Seriously, Steven needs some better politics...

So this— Are you kidding me? This was all just a metaphor so that he could understand Connie's feelings? Why didn't they just have him talk to Connie?

...Anyways.

And now she's not talking to him. Wow. Why— Uh— Why was biting through the hose the solution?

Ah well. At least Garnet's still hilarious.

With all Greg's money, this place was seriously the best they could do? A place that doesn't even let them use a bloody water dispenser? Pony Express-ass rules...

And he's just, uh, in the hot tub in his clothes...

Is Pearl okay? What's going on??

Least the kid's being honest now... Maybe now they can actually help him. Steven-shaped barrel...

Ah. Cell service. Okay. That's not where I thought this was going.

Fucking Ronaldo.

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[no as your main acc]

[maybe~]

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hello

Hey. How's it going?

...

Was that, uh— Was that it?

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Hey curls, with ur new prosthetic hands, do u think u could pet cats (or opossums) anytime soon?

Hah! I'll, uh, be sure to work on that. But if I'm really going to feel the fur, I'd have to take the hands off first.

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Hello again, Mr. Curly!

I'm back with Odd Creature Lightening Round 2!

Like last time, I'll begin with a bird! One that's right up my alley too, ha!

Creature: Dracula Parrot (properly known as Pesquet's Parrot)

Size: A little bit over a foot

Habitat: The rainforests of New Guinea

Bonus Information: They are the only members of their subfamily, which is quite unique! Their calls are said to sound like low growls and loud screams when they're flying. But despite how intimidating they are, they are only known to eat fruit!

Next, another lizard! These guys are very colorful!

Creature: Namib web-footed gecko

Size: 5 inches long (nearly half of which is just their tail!)

Habitat: The Nanib Desert in Southern Africa

Bonus Information: Their eyes are quite large in order to help them hunt at night, as they are another nocturnal species! They also squeak!

Next is a creature that's kind of just its own thing rather than being a part of a more recognizable species!

Creature: Banded Linsang

Size: 14-16ish inches

Habitat: Evergreen forests in Southeast Asia

Bonus Information: They're a very elusive and solitary species and it doesn't seem like a lot is known about them compared to some of the other creatures I've talked about. One observation of them though is that they do run through the trees of their habitats and are good at leaping between the branches.

Next, we return to the birds!

Creature: Rosefinch (The one pictured is a Pallas's Rosefinch I think? I'll be using them as my main reference)

Size: 5-6 inches

Habitat: Eurasia

Bonus Information: Rosefinches are a genus made up of 28 known species during my era. Most are a mix of pink, white, brown, and/or red!

And finally, a moth!! This one's not what most would probably consider cute, but they a r e quite distracting

Hopefully they aren't bothersome? The skull pattern is less prominent in the image I chose, but apologies if it's an issue-

Creature: Death's-Head Hawkmoth

Size: 5 inches

Habitat: Asia, Europe, or Africa based on the species

Bonus Information: These moths are another genus, there are 3 species from what I can tell! They can make loud chirps when bothered and mostly feed on honey and nectar. It's kind of funny to me that the moths with what looks to be a skull on their bodies have such sweet diets!

And thus concludes Off Creature Lightening Round 2! This one made me realize I really do have more groups of species than I originally realized in my creature collection, ha

Music before I go!

https://youtu.be/N4EXOdCRqnE?si=dkcjX6leZRc_M9dn

Haunt you later Mr. Curly!

-Ghost👻

Hey again! Cheers.

Dracula Parrot? What, does it drink blood or something like that?

Hah! That lizard's eyes— Doesn't even look real. It's out of some kinda cartoon!

Aww. It's adorable...

Wow, never seen a bird that pink before. ...Except for flamingos, I suppose.

Nope, not bothersome! S'got a nice pattern to it. Can confidently say it doesn't look anything like Death's head, though. Hah.

Thanks for these! And for the music, of course.

Talk soon!

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Heyy Curly! Apricot. Got nothing interesting today, just telling you I got a spectacular teaset coming in today, ordered a nice teacup and teapot set with some of my favorite black tealeaves in a tin and all, planning to buy scones from my favorite cafe tomorrow because the shopkeeper has been trying to experiment with baking those. catch you soon and I hope you get a nice tea sometime! You seem the type to like battenburg cake. or rock cakes. Yearning for 3pm, Prico

Prico, hey! You'll have to show me a picture when it gets here, yeah? ...I'm not much for cake at the moment.

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Oh! I keep remembering and forgetting (dang adhd), but tell kestrel I said happy birthday!! I meant to say so days ago, dangit!

Will do! He might just hear you himself, though.

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Not enough people clown on your attempt to rizz your way out of the psych eval (badly)

Sorry, my what?

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Hemlo curly! I hope u enjoyed “off colors” >:3

Season 5 episode 4: Lars’ head

No TWs apply

My favorite line from this episode is “no, I do not want a lizard”

[beams that episode into your head]

And thus concludes the first 4 episodes of season 5, called the “wanted” arc! Hope u enjoyed! It’s probably my fav arc in the whole series!

Hey! I did. Got intense there.

He's pink? ...Huh. Honestly, I didn't notice.

The little one, I forgot her name— She can't perceive what's going on until it's already happened?

Just like Lion's mane...

Wait— wait, that is Lion's mane! Holy fuck. Bring some of that food and water back for Lars, would you—? Ah, he's already on it. So then... Lion was a regular lion who died? And Rose brought him back to life? So then... how's Lars meant to get home?

Yeah, Steven, that's not simple.

No. He does not want a lizard.

What.

God, so he's just... leaving Lars there... forever? What's he going to tell the kid's parents? Or his friends? Jeez...