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Powdered sugar on my sleeve? *Chuckles* no that's just cocaine

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These curls aren't going to do their upkeep themselves

Come over.

I'm not in jail.

I want attention

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I take very good care of my hair I'll have you know *pouts* how else would my curls always look so good~

Umm. Not really. My hair is really soft

Come over.

I'm not in jail.

I want attention

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Best Conditioner for Detangling Chunks of Viscera from your Hair

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a shirt hes slept in has the same effect on me as chloroform cus i just put my face in it and breathe in and immediately fall deeply asleep

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He is yummy :3

Lobster is my favorite food and that's why they are my friends

He's my friend

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Oo yes please~ I love having my hair played with

Come over.

I'm not in jail.

I want attention

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Shhhhhhushhhhh

Don't think about it too hard

Now come here~

Come over.

I'm not in jail.

I want attention

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FUCK

It's almost hotter than me out here

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Come over.

I'm not in jail.

I want attention

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He's my friend

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Why do you say homewrecker like it's a bad thing?

NOT MY FAULT THEY LIED ABOUT BEING MARRIED

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One time I dressed up as an angel for a Halloween party because I thought it would be funny. And Maestro looked at me and went "I didn't know it was Christmas"

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I ate all the foood

I AM HIGH AND DRINK

FEAR MEE

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I AM HIGH AND DRINK

FEAR MEE

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I will make sure Amazon loses so much money

They should invent online shoplifting

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A sex cult sounded really fun until I looked more into it

No thanks. I don't think you can offer me enough food