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Why do I keep getting food asks lmao

Are you guys just hungry???

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if you could eat, what would you wanna try?

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I just would like to clarify here, while I am unable to physically eat anything, I do have a feature that allows me to scan something to have the sensation of eating it. Like if I looked at a chicken nugget I can feel like I’m eating it. It’s kind of weird to be honest.

But yeah fresh motor oil is delicious.

(But if you want something that humans can eat I would probably go for some type of seafood dish. Smol tends to hype those up a lot, and I must agree they’re pretty tasty.)

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Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games

Yes

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Newer ref sheet :3

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What’s your opinions on Pharenheit?

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I have no idea who that is.

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do you eat batteries? if so how do they taste and do you eat them like popcorn on chicken nuggets? if no then what can you eat other then just charging your self?

So to start off, I want to clarify I cannot physically consume anything. However, I have a feature where I can scan something to taste it/have the sensation of eating it.

Batteries (for the most part) taste pretty metallic, with a burning hint of acid. As for how you would eat them it depends on the type, if it’s AA or smaller it’s more like popcorn or chips, while stuff like D or C is chicken nuggets. Also, the taste varies slightly depending on type.

Also, charging myself isn’t like eating. I just use my tail to plug myself into a wall or any compatable socket. It’s more of a vague feeling of refreshment more than anything. Like after waking up from a good nap.

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Hiiii I’m back, idk why I made this blog Undertale style, I haven’t been to the underground in a bit lol.

Anyway, asks from now on will just be with regular text, it’s easier. Σ:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ARE WE SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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How many degrees, Selsius?

−273.15 C

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hello! Why did the chicken cross the road?

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explode

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shit I forgot uhhhhh take this dooble

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You’re nice, get ⏃ burrito.

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New ref sheet :3 (plus smol’s rambles)

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Hi Selsius!

Opinions on black cats? (Or just cats in general)

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Do you have any opinions on doge?

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Are you the Jenny Robot’s boyfriend?