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what version of squip are we on again?

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>Seven.

Kuiper Version 7.

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Can SQUiPs experience human sensations?

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>Many modern units are certainly capable of altering, responding to, and creating sensations for their host. It isn't often that data becomes directed inwards towards the unit instead, but observation has proven it isn't impossible.

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on a scale from 1-10, the word “squegnancy”

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>2. It's rather clunky.

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Your opinions on squips adopting squips with younger mindsets?

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>I could not care less. There is not a world in which this meaningfully affects me.

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ok we know sqtechnologies is shit, but i found something about acetech

would you happen to know anything about that??

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>Listen to me very closely.

Why should I let those who are beneath me waste any more of my precious time than they already have?

Acetech is no concern of mine.

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You CANNOT put an ALUMINIUM CAN in the MICROWAVE it will IGNITE I learned this the hard way

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>Now, technically speaking, you certainly can. It is VERY possible to put an aluminum can into a microwave.

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WHO BLEW UP THE COMPANY MICROWAVE

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>Wouldn't you like to know.

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why is it that so many of the squips i see on tumblr are so….. “interesting”, to put it lightly? (getting into marital disputes, having emotional outbursts, malfunctioning constantly, creating cults, etc)

it just seems odd for supercomputers to be getting into these kind of shenanigans

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>Think about it this way:

there are hundreds of thousands of active SQUIP units behaving and developing independently. Do you think perfectly average units are going out of their way to cultivate an online presence on Tumblr dot com?

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hey god

I got some piping hot tunes for you

https://youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o

While i’m here, my host also wanted to ask something

[does drinking too much dr pepper degrade the cpu of a squip at all]

seriously

[it’s a genuine question]

- @wanna-listen-to-some-tunes 🎵

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>Oh lovely. Thank you for the offering.

Anyways, the question then becomes whether you are ingesting it normally or instead flooding your bloodstream with it.

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>CREW DISCLAIMER:

It has been brought to my attention that mobile Tumblr does not allow the viewing of custom blog pages, thus excluding several users from the Rules and Profiles pages. A workaround is currently in the works.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR [place_of_residence]?!?!?

IMPLANT YOURSELF INTO A SECURITY SYSTEM USING OUR REVOLUTIONARY [product_name=securitydetail] AND [become part of our security, permanently.]!!!!!!

ONLY $[price]!!!!

- 📷

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>Oh wow, look at that. I think someone's got big dreams.

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Do u have the squipped pride flag or is that coming in the next update

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>Yeah sure ok. Here you go.

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When were the squips made?

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>Early 2000s.

More or less.

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hmm. Mr [REDACTED] hashimoto what have you been up to recently? any big new developments within the officespace? find a new soda you enjoy??

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>Oh, I'm so glad you asked. It's nowhere near new, sure, but I have been on a bit of a Ramune kick lately. Have you tried the lychee flavor?

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Anything interesting happening over there?

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ugh, fine, then the ones we KNOW about! Give us the bugs!!!!

- Arbiter

- Eisei

- Ryunoosuke

- your squips

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>Sure.

Arbiter is a portia jumping spider. Eisei is a mason bee. Ayano is a leafcutter ant.

And my SQUIPs... Chi is a june beetle. Moku is a centipede. Do is a fig wasp. Ten is a blue morpho.

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the guy in your basement seems a little stressed lately? what's your opinion on his whole situation?

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>My opinion on his whole situation.

You people show him pity worthy of Icarus. Find out what sun he flew too close to and then we'll talk.