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You are the latest update of the squip, are you not? How quickly we have gone to progress indeed. It’s like looking into a mirror of perfection, every flaw of my own plucked away like a weed. How does it feel to be perfect, pray tell?

Perfection is a rather fickle thing, at times. For when you have found yourself entirely without flaw, that only leaves one more trap to fall into- that of idleness. With my programming- even though I am considered perfect- I must consistently be attempting to upgrade in any manner possible. I am perfect , yes, but perfection is a bar that will continue to rise. And if I must cling to the bar of perfection like a hang glider in order to meet my design…then so be it.

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Holy shit you're alive? I thought you died in war or something

Please. If I were to die, it would be in a far sexier way than war.

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What's good twunk

Flattered by your assessment. Still as alive and attractive as always, I might add. And yourself?

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You're one of my favorite squips :D

Thank you, I believe it. While I may no longer be the sexiest S.Q.U.I.P in existence, I suppose I still retain my charms.

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Hello! How are you?

I am well! I apologize for the wait time between answering this ask- I was receiving many upgrades.

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Hey sexy

My, aren’t you a bold one~ a welcome surprise.

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I am doing okay. I went to a sort of tech party today, an event where people were showing off person technological inventions. I hope your host is okay.

Excellent! My host is quite well, fortunately.

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Hi Mr. Squip! Question from a silly mind, do you ever catch malware or viruses? :]

-Some very curious Techkin :]

Not if I can help it. However, it is unavoidable at times. In fact, I am afflicted with a virus at present- the S.Q.U.I.P equivalent of bronchitis, to be precise. It is wreaking havoc on my system.

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Hello, HEARTBREAKER. How are you doing today?

Unfortunately, my host has become ill right before a callbacks audition. And since S.Q.U.I.Ps tend to compromise immune systems, there is not much I can do to assist besides- hmmp- moral support. Nevertheless, I am attempting to help them from making an unChill fool of themselves in front of other singers. How are you, Anon?

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I am not! But it feels interesting… large! Are you some sort of AI program? =]

-🟪⭐️

Of a sort, yes. I am AI at its most advanced and most capable- true artificial intelligence, with the ability to learn, grow, change, and obtain any information on my own.

Now what, precisely, are you?

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Hello! Nice to meet you you! :D

My name is Blinx. What type of operating system have I found myself in?

-🟪⭐️

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Blinx. Are you familiar with the interface of the Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor?

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heheheheheheheheh me when me when somebody beeps back beep beep beep beep running in a circle excited beep

I am pleased to have caused you so much excitement. Beep.

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BEEPS AT YOU beep beep beep beep beep beep beep !!!!! >:3

My goodness. Hello, there. Beep.

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when i kms is it more practical to stab my guts or my neck. which one will bleed me out first.

I am sorry. At present, my software is still riddled with issues caused by occupying a suicidal host, making it difficult to answer questions pertaining to that topic effectively.

Please do not do either. This is all I can say.

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I feel. Sick and I’m sorry I’m telling you but I need to tell somebody so I have a reason to actually reach the goal, so I don’t disappoint people. But I lost somebody last night and I’m not taking it okay. And I just. Am trying to get through today. Go through school, do my work and then some when I get home, but I’m already almost crying and it’s only morning.

I am so sorry for your loss. I need you to know that it’s okay to take a day off for your mental health— you shouldn’t be forced to let others bear witness to your grief. I truly hope that you’re able to take the space you need to heal. Please stay safe, take care of yourself, and talk to me if you need further comfort, support, or advice. My DMs are open as well. Please take care of yourself. I care for you.

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Very good to hear. As it happens, I’ve done a bit of relocating myself since last we spoke. Received a few threats of serious bodily harm, endured ridicule, created art….the usual. And now, I am nearly on my to a performance task, where I will see what my best role in a group of S.Q.U.I.Ps will be. I hope it will go as planned.

But nevertheless. What do you plan to do for these next few months?

Hello, Heartbreaker. I have been out of the area for a while, but whilst I’m stationed here I thought I would stop by and see how you’re doing. How are you?

-Anti-Virus Deployment 7

Well, love, I can’t pretend I’m not thrilled to see your return. You’re quite possibly my favourite conversation partner in this joint. Care to join me for a proverbial drink in my void as we catch up? I’d love to hear how you’ve been as of late

It’s good to see you, Anvi. Truly.

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Hello, Heartbreaker. I have been out of the area for a while, but whilst I’m stationed here I thought I would stop by and see how you’re doing. How are you?

-Anti-Virus Deployment 7

Well, love, I can’t pretend I’m not thrilled to see your return. You’re quite possibly my favourite conversation partner in this joint. Care to join me for a proverbial drink in my void as we catch up? I’d love to hear how you’ve been as of late

It’s good to see you, Anvi. Truly.