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I am gonna get your mustache one of these days. I need it.

I may or may not be trying to impersonate you.

WELL NOT TODAY

*skidaddles off into the forest*

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*He smiles and starts purring too. He turns the movie on and puts his head on her shoulder.*

"Mmm.. Thank youuuu~ I love cuddling with ya."

*He says, stretching out.*

*Cooks the ham hock in the oven until it's burnt*

Ha ha! I have bested the evil ham and it shall no longer bring you fear or distress!

*Superhero pose*

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THANK SATAN.

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*He sits down on his bed, turning all of his different LED lights on and stuff.*

"Uh- it's a long story. Basically one day Phantom went on a two hour long ramble about ham hock, and he WOULDN'T STOP. And now I'm traumatised."

*He lies down and opens his arms out for her, setting his TV up.*

*Cooks the ham hock in the oven until it's burnt*

Ha ha! I have bested the evil ham and it shall no longer bring you fear or distress!

*Superhero pose*

@asksisternyx

THANK SATAN.

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your taking a nap but get woken by the sound of an electric razor really close to your face in an attempt to shake your mustache off.

*He wakes up and scatters the edge of his room.*

"NUH UH DONT YOU DARE."

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*He hugs her back and smiles.*

"Don't tell him, but yea- I did!.. Wanna go back to my room??? I'll let you choose, cuz' I have no clue what I wanna watch."

*He squeezes her and pulls away.*

*Cooks the ham hock in the oven until it's burnt*

Ha ha! I have bested the evil ham and it shall no longer bring you fear or distress!

*Superhero pose*

@asksisternyx

THANK SATAN.

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Of course!!!!! Hehehe I actually bought a shit ton of chocolate yesterday and i need someone to share it with!!!! if you wanna we can cuddle put a movie on and eat sweet shit?????

*Cooks the ham hock in the oven until it's burnt*

Ha ha! I have bested the evil ham and it shall no longer bring you fear or distress!

*Superhero pose*

@asksisternyx

THANK SATAN.

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I CAN HELP YOU TAKE THEMMMM

I'M SWITCHING TO T SHOTS INSTEAD OF GEL AMD I'M FREAKING OUT HELP HELP HELPEHLPEHLPEHLPHELPJELPEHLEPFN2KFB AAGGGGHHH OMFS HELP

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I’m gonna shave your mustache off

NO PLEADE ANYTHING BUT THAT

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Bites you(lovingly) :P

*Bites back* (hungrily)😈😈

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*Cooks the ham hock in the oven until it's burnt*

Ha ha! I have bested the evil ham and it shall no longer bring you fear or distress!

*Superhero pose*

@asksisternyx

THANK SATAN.

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haii Swiss! Big fan of your band, of course. <3 Just wanted to say I miss the era where you had the silver masks (those were definitely the best-*and hottest*) xoxo, Violet. :3

AWW THANK YOUU <33 :33 I honestly preferred the silver masks too, the new ones break too easily and are too sweaty 😞😞

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*Swiss sits on the bed, hugging Phantom and kissing him. He smiles, crossing his legs.*

"What colours?! I- You want bleach in it, right? I can do racoon tails! Or rainbow and we can match!!"

*Swiss walks into Phantom's room with his hair dye and makeup.*

"Phanntyyy??? Can i do your hair and makeup?"

*He asks with a shit eating grin, his tail wagging behind him quickly.*

"YES!! YES YOU CAN!!"

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*He sighs into her neck, smiling.*

"Yeaaah- I was doing Copia's work for him and stayed up the last two nights doing thaat."

*Swiss waddles over to mist, looking absolutely exhausted. He's been overworking himself for the past couple of days, as he volunteered to do Copia's work whilst he was on break so Copia didn't have loads of work to do when he got back. He's previously stayed up the past two nights trying to get work done.*

"Miisssstt..? Can we cuddle? Pleaseee?"

*He asks, mumbling. He rubs his eyes and yawns sleepily.*

Of course Swiss, come here.

*opens my arms up*

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YAYYYYYY MISSED YOUU😞

Guess who's back 😈😈 THIS BITCH!! i had a midlife crisis and cut my own hair and bought a shit ton of other stuffs ANYWAYS. YIPPEE YUUMM

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NOOOO

Care to explain??

its true tho CAN YOUR DINGALING WRAP AROUND THE EARTH??????

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MICHEAL D..???!?!??

Care to explain??

its true tho CAN YOUR DINGALING WRAP AROUND THE EARTH??????

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*He hugs Mist and starts purring lowly.*

"Mmff.. Thank you.. I'm so tired."

*Swiss waddles over to mist, looking absolutely exhausted. He's been overworking himself for the past couple of days, as he volunteered to do Copia's work whilst he was on break so Copia didn't have loads of work to do when he got back. He's previously stayed up the past two nights trying to get work done.*

"Miisssstt..? Can we cuddle? Pleaseee?"

*He asks, mumbling. He rubs his eyes and yawns sleepily.*

Of course Swiss, come here.

*opens my arms up*