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So, just out of curiosity, what Pokémon do you think would best suit each of you? I’m just thinking about Pokémon, probably also has to do with the bird questions too

Off the top of my head, I can say Twitch would probably be a Fletchling, Soundwave either a Noivern or Dragapult, and perhaps Optimus and Megatron was a Wingull and Pelipper respectively 😉

(okay jk on those last two maybe. I don’t actually know right now other than maybe a Drampa for Megs? They’re nice and friendly towards children but upset it and/or the children and it burns your house down)

MEGATRON: What's 'Pokemon?'

BUMBLEBEE: It's a game for kids but adults play it too. It's a game about catching strange little animals.

MEGATRON: Oh. That sounds, morbid.

HASHTAG: Robby showed it to us! There's like 1000 pokemon creatures out there!

MEGATRON: I see.

ROBBY: I think Megatron would be a Metagross! And Bumblebee would be a Beedrill!

HASHTAG: Twitch would be a Rotom, personally! Noivern suits Soundwave though, I like that.

ROBBY: What about you Hashtag?

HASHTAG: Genesect.

ROBBY: You can't choose a Legendary! That's cheating!

HASHTAG: But I like Genesect! Beside, I think the Seekers would be Latias!

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Not the same anon, but yeah I can agree that I love the C-Gull joke too much and it did make me laugh – @ask-tf-shattered-alloys on Tumblr

Optimus, I believe we have caught you in your horny phase.

OPTIMUS: Thank you! You didn't need to add that next part though. That was rather unnecessary.

ELITA: I mean, you and Megs also don't have to flirt in public.

OPTIMUS: We were not flirting!

KNOCKOUT: Suuuuuuuuuuurrreee...

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This is probably stupid question, but regardless,,

Optimus, do you think of Megatron as an old grumpy cat? My (older) sister when she saw him, she pointed at him on the screen and said "That's a grumpy kitty that didn't get enough pets" and now that I think of it Megatron does look like that most of the time

OPTIMUS: He is isn't he! Megatron is always grumpy and hates affection!

MEGATRON: I don't hate affection. I just hate you.

OPTIMUS: Typical Cat Behaviour.

MEGATRON: Then I shall take lessons from Ravage on how to best annoy and irritate you.

OPTIMUS: You don't need to take lessons to do that.

MEGATRON: Yet I wish to. You have scorned me this day Prime.

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(No one tell Elita that apparently Megatron likes it when Optimus begs)

KNOCKOUT: Oh she already knows. Megatron's always had that particular 'quirk'. I like to give her ammo. She's a very talented writer you know.

ELITA: You're such a devious mech, Knockers.

KNOCKOUT: I know. (*≧艸≦)

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Not the same anon, but yeah I can agree that I love the C-Gull joke too much and it did make me laugh

OPTIMUS: THANK YOU! See Megatron! I am funny!

MEGATRON: Hmmm...

OPTIMUS: Come on, give me this one. Please?

MEGATRON: Begging Prime? It does not suit you. I like it though.

OPTIMUS: Oh, oh you do? 😳

MEGATRON: It pleases me.

OPTIMUS: Oh uh... really?

MEGATRON: Why are you acting weird now?

OPTIMUS: Weird?! I'm not weird! It's- Nothing, nothing. I'll just... be leaving now.

MEGATRON: ... oooookay??

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Can we stop abusing Optimus as a Seagull? 💔 He's clearly an oversized bunny

TWITCH: His finials do make him look like a bunny.

MO: Bunny Prime!

OPTIMUS: I like that. Yes, no more bullying OP about seagulls!

MEGATRON: No. Prime is not innocent or harmless like a bunny, as sweet as the idea is. He's just as messed up as a seagull.

OPTIMUS: Says the mech who gave me bunny ears.

MEGATRON: I was being funny. Something you wouldn't have a clue about.

OPTIMUS: I am funny!

THRASH: Eh... that's debatable.

OPTIMUS: 😔

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I mean honestly I thought the C-Gull Class joke was kind of funny

OPTIMUS: YES! Thank you! At least someone appreciates my humour!

ARCEE: What humour? No humour here!

OPTIMUS: You're all just jealous!

BUMBLEBEE: Of what? Being cringe?

OPTIMUS: ... I don't like these new words you keep picking up from Hashtag.

BUMBLEBEE: I like 'em, they're a 'vibe'.

OPTIMUS: ...

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Optimus, do you want to tell us something?

OPTIMUS: I don't like how this is becoming a thing.

MEGATRON: I love it.

OPTIMUS: Of course you would love my misery.

MEGATRON: It amuses me greatly to watch you fail and struggle.

OPTIMUS: Villian!

MEGATRON: Yes.

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Hello Optimus! I hope you are having a great day 😊

I feel scared for tomorrow, because the group I am part of will be having a mock defense for our thesis in front of our project adviser. I just want to ask if you ever felt some form of fear and what do you usually do about it? Also any advice regarding public speaking?

OPTIMUS: Ah! An excellent question my young friend! First of all, there's nothing wrong with feeling scared, especially about something you've worked on is being scrutinized. It's a scary thing and it's okay, it means you care about what you're about to do. The outcome matters to you and it's good that you care!

I feel fear all the time. I fear losing my friends on missions and I fear making the wrong decisions. I tend to ground myself through venting deeply and grounding myself in the present moment, especially if I am worrying about a future! The most important time is now! Don't allow your negative thoughts to get the better of you!

As for public speaking, it is scary but when I was younger I would 'fake' my confidence, 'Fake it till you make it' I believe is what the humans say. But regardless, I think you'll do fantastic! You got this!

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Optimus, why do they call you a Seagull...? genuine question 😭

OPTIMUS: Because Megatron was asked about what birds he associates with his friends and his deluded processors seem to thing that I'm a fragging seagull!

MEGATRON: *dramatic gasp* Language Prime! And besides, I think I changed my answer to Cockatoo in the end. Because you are ridiculous and loud just like they are.

OPTIMUS: I am not a cockatoo either.

MEGATRON: C-Class equals Cockatoo Class.

OPTIMUS: Oh yeah? Well D-Class equals... What's a kind of bird that begins with D? Duck? Dove?

MEGATRON: I wouldn't mind being a duck. They're very shiny, just like me.

OPTIMUS: Good, you can join them the next time we're near a lake.

MEGATRON: Ooo threatening me, how unprimely of you, Optimus.

OPTIMUS: ... You are insufferable.

MEGATRON: Took you 4 million years to figure that out?

OPTIMUS: ...

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Speaking of the fact that Optimus is a Seagull... yeah hey there Optimus, looking nice tonight (the quality sucks because it was too far away 💔)

OPTIMUS: For the last time, I am not a seagull!

ELITA: Maybe not but you are Seagull Coded.

OPTIMUS: I am Convey Coded! I am a C-Class not a C-Gull Class!

WHEELJACK: Urgh! Stop!

ELITA: That was bad, even for you.

OPTIMUS: Eh, not my best I admit!

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The Titan’s Grave

Art for the next chapter

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(If it's possible to ask her)

Hey Twitch, what kind of a bird do you see Megatron as?

TWITCH: A Pelican!

MEGATRON: Ha ha! My alt mode does look like a Pelican, doesn't it?

TWITCH: It does! A big goofy Pelican!

MEGATRON: If you say so, Little Bird.

OPTIMUS: Pelicantron!

MEGATRON: You better watch yourself, Pelicans have been known to eat seagulls.

OPTIMUS: THEY WHAT?!

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Hey Megatronus Prime did u know that Megatron used to write self insert smut fanfics about you?

MEGATRONUS: Is this not true of every public figure? There are some strange individuals out there in the world.

D16: *crying* This is so embarrassing please stop.

MEGATRONUS: I am not offended by your actions, D16.

D16: I am. I want to be smelted into a cube, this is so embarrassing why are you okay with this?

MEGATRONUS: Is the shame and embarrassment not punishment enough for your actions?

D16: Stop. Talking. Please.

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This you Prime????

OPTIMUS: I am not a seagull!

MEGATRON: Then why do you act like one?

OPTIMUS: I don't!

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D16, everyone knows that you’re Megatronus Primes biggest fan, you’re bound to have written some fanfics about him right? Maybe even spicy ones? 😉

D16: I DO NOT WRITE SMUT ABOUT MEGATRONUS PRIME!!!!!

ELITA: I mean, the famed poet of Kaon had to practice his writing talent somehow.

D16: I DID NOT STOP HE'S IN MY COG HE'S GOING TO JUDGE ME

MEGATRON: This is undignified Elita.

ELITA: No, writing naughty little fantasies about your favourite Prime is undignified, Megs.

MEGATRON: Like you don't write perverted fantasies about myself and Optimus.

ELITA: Oh you finally figured that out huh?

MEGATRON: I am disgusted. I thought you were our friend. How can you think of us in such ways, it's horrid! We are not your personal telenovella Elita!

ELITA: Listen, watching you two dance around each other is endlessly frustrating. I need to get out my emotions somehow.

KNOCKOUT: Said every Megop fic writer ever.

MEGATRON: ...

ELITA: Now you know how Megatronus feels.

MEGATRON: ...

KNOCKOUT: Just interface already for frags sake!!!

MEGATRON: ... kill me, please...

D16: *confused screaming*