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MY WIFE. 😍😍😍

Aubrey Plaza for Cosmopolitan (July 2019)

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Actually crying right the fuck now. #FLUTTERCORD #FUCKEVERYONEELSE

“You and I don’t make sense to anypony else.”

“That may be true, but we make sense to me."

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Do you ever think about Papyrus reacting to Rouxls Kaard’s simple puzzles, because I sure do.

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“You come here so often, you must really like apples!”

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here’s a blast from the past! back in 2014, I did a bunch of art for another game Texel was working on, where you would go around planning parties as Pinkie (who else?). it involved going to different locations to hire ponies to help with stats you had to build up – like Rarity for decorating, Octavia for music, the Cakes for…cakes… – and then managing blocks of time around that, so I thought it’d be cute to have it stylized as if it were doodles on Pinkie’s planning sheet! not with this background though; I had an aesthetic in mind with post-it notes and pinned-on pieces, which survived a little in Discord. :B

it didn’t get anywhere near as far as it looks like from all of these, I just got carried away drawing characters I thought could show up. (don’t ask me what I thought Davenport was going to help with. also I never drew Cheese for some reason, even though he was supposed to be in it…?) it was one of those things that kind of just fell by the wayside and never ended up happening, but I found the folder again a while back and decided they were too cute not too share! 💕

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“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”

Stop.

Carnelian

Cairngorm

Cassiterite

Smoky Quartz

Zircon (brown)

Citrine

Diaspore

Dravite

Enstatite

Hessonite

That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one. 

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two sonics dub a scene from the incredibles

youtube version

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...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

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any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

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“I see…”

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Meeeee

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

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...That's former NFL QB Jake Locker at the University of Washington...

After leading his college football team to a national championship, the superstar quarterback run to kiss the only woman of his life: his mother! He needed no bimbo cheerleaders to share the bed with. Mother and son hugged and kissed as if no one else existed in the world. There was a long night of glorious sex ahead of them.

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Danny demonstrates his “dopest moves” [x]

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