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Sunblood:Hey! Death! Mx.death! Can I live here? Seems nice here! Great view! Shame the stars and the air are dead....

You are Death. The last living thing has died. You've put the chairs on the tables, turned out the lights, and locked the universe behind you. Something whispers from behind the door.

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So...rapid fire where the ACHS staff came from.

Doctor Sunblood-Copper 10 (like his mom) *a nuclear winter that's full of robots of various kinds.*

Nurse Moontear-Nightgorge city *a large city that is like Cyberpunk's Night City it's called Nightgorge because people go overboard there.*

Basil Melondoe-Nevada (Maddness Combat)

Kyle and Colin-just outside 'the cursed ground' (aka Silent hill)

Edgar-Stickvile City (idk what the Stickmin city is called.)

Grimm-the pokemon world.

Maimon and Rakker-Moon Colony Thrice

Talla-she didn't put it down but the doctor knows.

Overseer/Nora-the Fallout world.

GF.EXE-Fantaearth

The Private-Hell

ACHSA-The Void

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SUNBLOOD! JUST SUNBLOOD!

HED BE WALKING AROUND WITH A FUCKING GOBLIN IN HIS ARMS AND A HORSE SIZED SPIDER AND SHOW THEM OFF LIKE 'LOOK! LOOK! I HAVE BABIES!'

You found the creepy creatures in your fantasy rather cute, and to you, they are surprisingly affectionate. The citizens think you're a warlock because of it.

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@splatoonfan88

'To reality Alpha Rome 225. BE CAREFUL WITH THESE YOU HIT A CHILD! Signed Nurse Luccina Moontear of reality Beta Rome 225'

Fifty years ago, humanity sent a radio tracking beacon through a wormhole as a test. When we couldn't locate it, we assumed wormholes weren't safe. Today, it came back through—with a note taped onto it.

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Nurse Moontear vs Valentine

Isn't there an oath for this?

Valentine info:

Height: 6 feet

Weight: 160lbs

Weapons: Bonesaw, Scalpels, Syringes, Defibrillators, IV Pole, Knee-Jerk Hammer, Body Bag

Strengths: Is one of the ‘poster’ girls and main villains of the Skullgirl series and one of its most powerful characters, Superhuman strength (Can harm the rest of the Skullgirls roster, Can lift Big Band who weighs 5000lbs, Matches Filia in strength who’s blows are powerful enough to leave craters), Superhuman durability (Tanks attacks from the rest of the Skullgirls roster, Survived attacks from the Skullgirl, Survived the destruction of Lab 7), Superhuman speed (Can keep up with the rest of the Skullgirls roster, Can move faster than the eye can follow), Possesses a seemingly limitless supply of Scalpels and Syringes for ranged combat, Is one of the few characters to canonically defeat the Skullgirl.

Weaknesses: One of her attacks leave her wide open for counters.

Nurse Moontear Info

Height: 5 feet

Weight: 380 pounds

Weapons:altered skeleton, scalpels, knifes, toy pistol, watazashi, katana, knuckle blasters, various medical equipment, robotic eye, ACHS communicator.

Strengths: as the nurse and right hand plus 2nd in command of the ACHS moontear is almost always on the front lines and a skilled fighter. Superhuman strength (physically strong enough to match Hank Wembelton, who could rip limbs off and also matched a monster who nearly punched her jaw off. Has flipped cars and matches cyborgs.) Superhuman Durability (due to her upbringing in night city and her time in the yakuza she's gotten an exo skeleton that was altered making it nearly bullet proof and allows her to be tougher then most even taking an anti tank grenade and survive also can endure implement and getting tortured for days.) Superhuman speed (Out sped freddy bishop who can dodge lighting has deflected lasers with her watzashi can cut sniper rounds and anti aircraft rounds fired at her.) Being a nurse she has a broad sense of knowledge in many fields. Has the anomalous ability to absorb any technology into her if it's an upgrade to what she has. Her skeleton builds up kinetic energy to make blasts or boost power of her attacks katana is made of a material like vibrainum so it can absorb sound and energy to fire back and is super dense. Robot eye can scan others and their vitals. Her communicator comes with a translator a dna scanner and a multi person teleporter the toy gun is an anomaly that can shoot darts that either downgrade someone or shoot energy blasts if it's empty.

Weaknesses:is still human. Her mother dragon nature has been used against her. (Will always go to the extreme to protect a kid "Moontear? Calm? Kid I've seen her throw a missile into a Freddy fazbear's."-Basil explaining to Ames why Moontear can't ever be calm when keeping her safe.) Prefers to avoid a fight due to her past. Her skeleton is too dense to let her swim. Is dead in almost every alternate universe. ("Just my fucking luck")

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Sunblood:*stares*

Hive queen bodygaurd:*stares back.*

Sunblood:*Looks at paper writes down 'Give Witcher trilogy' walks away.*

You are an alien Hive Queen and you’re supposed to be conquering Earth right now. But you’re to busy with your career streaming video games on the internet.

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Anyone remember the night at the museum movies?

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*there's a reason.*

*but here's a reason the fight starts.*

'One day Toho came to work with Vault Tec for a business opportunity.'

'It was simple. Make a new movie. Maybe start a franchise.'

'Godzilla vs The Mega Mutant'

'Of course Vault tec had to contact a company they work with to get their head star.'

'Toho worked hard to get that Thing in the studio.'

'The Man..the Thing...it found out about the western studios involvement.'

*the camera flickers and shows a bloody mess. Goji is clawing apart some dude as there's several dead bodies all vault tec as someone Stomps over this someone is wearing the mechanist armour there's a giger counter going off as there's Goji who turns Seer turns with what seems to be a bat. Both are covered in blood with the of toho and vault tec are everywhere.*

"...."

'...'

*The two look at each other. Both voices horse and gargling.*

'Freak.'

"Disgusting."

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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*Saito does look like a 'manly man' according to the women. And abes a vampire so...eh?*

*next track.* (I am running out of ideas unless you want a in depth analysis?)

*this one was some basic creepy sounding music from a horror movie...or horror game but then became...of all things a version of the song 'Hidden in the Sand' then what looked like a godzilla movie poster being covered in red...stuff and a picture of Vault Tec's mascot Vault girl but it's burnt and clawed at with a glowing mark.*

'原子神の降下物'

(Hehehe)

TMITS vs Nora/Overseer/The Sole survivor (my ocish? Version of the Fallout 4 protag I've made a pusdeo oc)

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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(Right.)

*18th president of Neotpoia and one of electopia's greatest heros.*

At least they're respectful to each other.

*the start a zombie shambles onto screen with a vampire making a death sound as Abe cleaves it's head off with a axe. When he turns to the zombie it's split in two.*

Abe:well hello there.

Saito:who? Oh. You must be the president Tom told me about.

Abe:Tom?

Saito:American immigrate. He talks a lot about the land he's from. Spoke highly of you.

Abe:I'm touched. I've heard good thing about the Japanese samurai. Or at least the honor of them.

Saito:yes. Like presidents. Our history hasn't been clean.

Abe:so why hold your sword?

Saito:I'm curious if the rumors about you are true?

Abe:fine then. *smirking just enough to show a fang.* I'll try to not hurt you.

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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*next one is an...oddly good mix of Japanese and American music. On the ground was a hat with a katana in it and a blue hayori robe with a axe in it.*

(Get ready for it.)

Captain Saito (my version the one from my ror story.)

VS

Vampire Hunter Abraham Lincon (Yes this is real.)

'A very diffrent history'

(For saito I'm going full yakuza crazy so...we have a shinsengumi fighting zombies and a USA president fighting vampires.)

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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*the trio battle is gonna be gore considering Chainsaw man..*

*but...the Midoriyas win.*

*the reason for battle? The chainsaw trio are told by the public safety committee that there's an unknown demon in Japan. (It's Kaito Midoriya brought him to babysit eri while they head out to take care of a gang.) And one insult leads to another and...*

Power:*blabbing on and on about how she can take on 'three weak humans' only to get interrupted by Maki chucking a table at her hard enough it makes a sonic boom.* Gah!

Maki:you whine too much.

*needless to say things get...heated.*

Powers death:*she tries on last time to get Maki down with blood spears* (blood devil she controls blood.) And all that does is anger miss punch happy who responded by just punching her head off and splattering it over the street which angers and scares the remaining two.* Maki:oh I'm sorry. Was she yours? *shit eating tone.*

Aki's death:*after losing his ability to use some contracts. (Too reckless with the fox devil so it ditches him can't talk so he can't call future devil and lost his sword so he can't use curse devil so as a last resort he uses Gun fiend form) (look it up not sure how she'd react.*

Denji's death;*Pissed as hell because A) he thinks denji killed Maki by using the blood devil boost to send her crashing through a wall and B) his vaulger ass won't stop he gets mad and just light both denjis on fire with cremation and the lightning (second Denji came from Midoriya ripping the heart out and threw it away only for aki to pull on the chain cord so denji heals a new body out of powers blood as his other body heals a new heart perfectly fine.) Bun:oh COME ON!

*end result is a heap of burning bodies and as the street is just covered in damage Maki walks back on camera showing shes...mostly fine. But she just sighs.*

Draque:who the hell were they?

Maki:public safety committee. What a joke.

Bun:*Hugging both girls sobbing* YOURE OKAY! I THOUGHT I LOST YOU!

*yes he's hugging very hard.*

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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*out of the two it's easier to root for freddy.*

*the next track was a chaotic sounding mess of carnage.*

*the art was a chainsaw gun and blood red spear being jammed into the ground. With a dark green rabbit mask hovering above. It was held by a large shadowy hand and one eye was broken showing what seems to be a rainbow of colors with tufts of silver hair sticking out.*

Devilish heros.

The CSM trio (Denji/chainsaw man, Aki, Power/the blood devil) vs the Midoriya tiro (Maki Darque and Bun)

Also the winner of the last battle is freddy low diff.

Freddy

+beat her in almost every physical stat (agilty is debatable due to candy being able to fly.)

+much smarter and knows how to fight.

+anti magic and his laundry list of magic messed her up.

+her 'immunity' ment jack. (She's immune to pony magic and has a high resistance to alicorn magic [unicorn with wings] but Zercora (a zebra) was able to easily reverse the candy ghoul condition with a concoction she made. Spoiler FREDDY ISNT A PONY.)

+both have similar powers but Freddy's were better. (Voice mimicry sprouting new body parts bone spikes regeneration and shape-shifting along with immunity to almost all magic.)

=she could rip his core out (that core works as his heart brain and soul) but..it could eat her soul or melt her insides.

=both could make more henchmen. (Candy has the ghouls freddy has the revanets)

-freddy can teleport but not fly.

-less agile.

Candymare

+had way more people due to haveing candy ghouls take over cities and villages.

-...that was all she had going for her.

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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*one no. Two freddy is a south park kid so he's like. 13. At max.*

*the music is called 'CandyCore'*

*the start is show as a preview*

Freddy:*walks out a portal with a smile on his face which is his default look.* 'Hello ponyvile! The land of little kids having adventures with friendship and harmony and the grass is red....why the fuck is the grass red?'

*Freddy then sees the whole village is in chaos and something had chewed up several people.*

"The fucj?"

*he tried to summon the lead mc. Which makes a wet splat sound.*

"That is not a magic pony princess that is a pound of wet hamburger...oh..oooooohhhh..."

*He then hears a laughing and a voice.*

'Nightmare night what a fright give me something sweet to bite!'

*and she lunges showing candymare.*

*Freddy unamused just goes.*

"And the fuck you supposed to be?"

*candy responded by biting into his shoulder and ripping an arm off. Freddy jolts back grabs the pony by what's left of her face throws her into a wall and reattached his arm.*

"Okay then. Fuck you!"

*Freddy shuts the portal behind him and flips her off judging by the growls both are ready to kill.*

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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*the next one was a childish song that then distorted to some warped organ music.*

*the track art was a bowel with a large core in it. The core seemed to be made of mechanical parts and magic gem shards the bowl is full of candy.*

*there's a large toothy smile about it. Again with a pair of eyes. One was rainbow colored and insane the other was sunken in and was platinum.*

Fredrick 'Freddy' Bishop

Vs

Pumpkin Patch 'the candymare'

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*

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Pluses and minuses.

Paradox

+physical stronger tougher and faster.

+A lot smarter.

+more weapons. (Paradox at least uses ranged options like bows and guns Matt would just throw his sword like a boomerang.)

+actually can use magic.

+can regen and heal himself without items or armour.

+more resistances.

=both are rather lazy and cocky, so they'll leave the stronger stuff out till needed.

=could dodge the limit breaks and his teleports and magic absorption but Matt could quickly change gear to batter block magic.

-Paradox is still weak to holy magic (Matt's limit breaks and his strongest sword are holy.)

-limited ammo.

-can run of mana.

Matt

+could use the 'steal' gear to potentially steal Paradox's axe.

+much faster when it comes to changing gear.

+his limit break and strongest sword are holy and could life steal to heal himself.

=could dodge Paradox's ultimate attacks.

=both can change their Gear to resist magic.

-worse stat wise.

-dumber.

-True form Paradox was way too much.

Winner Paradox mid diff (Matt used his limit breaks to try and take out true Paradox who like Marvel' jormangander wrapped himself around the earth twice with his tail hitting Matt towards him one limit break drops several weapons on Paradox's body impaling him everywhere as Matt's other limit break starts cracking his heads open [he has 9 in the ture form] and mad as hell Paradox responded by trying to smash him with the end of his tail only for Matt to catch it....which opens him up to Paradox's tounge to impale him and crush him in his jaw and then roar loudly into the sky clearly still mad from the pain but he reverts back to base form and heals his wounds.)

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*The next one has a set of dragon looking skulls that have massive swords in them but all the eyes are glowing with the largest center head on fire with what seems to be several swords in his mouth. However several other large weapons are stabbing various hats.*

*the track sounds like an epic anime version of a final fantasy boss theme.*

Matt vs Cornelius 'Paradox' Mckaruser (Yes that's his full name)

Epic battle fantasy vs tumblr verse.

How the battle starts:Matt and Paradox are trying to get a new TV after theirs break. Between Paradox having a bounty Matt stealing his wallet and Matt insulting his friends Paradox punches him and with both pulling out large weapons (Matt pulling out a claymore and Paradox a battle axe) they get to clobbering each other.

If you want similarities I'm more then willing to share. (Yes this is a what if Paradox and friends had an rpg.)

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*pur favorite pyromaniac and some friends are teleported to a small room. There's a machine in front of them.*