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meow

*OH WHAT I FORGOR THIS BLOG EXISTED*

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long time no see everyone

I am going to strangle you.

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*they’re all crowded around a computer, watching what went down with thatreblogfan*

D:

jesus christ

i’m glad he just decided to shove us all into an ask blog because dear gods

if we got actual lore here in the silly dimension i would cry

*question seems to be one of the only ones unaffected by this*

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grimace shake/j

this is what happens when the other half of u fucking #djes

WHAT???? THE HELL??????

sounds like a skill issue

CARRION WHAT THE FUCK

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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CAN WE THROW A PARTY NOW THAT THE PREACHER IS DEAD

WE SHALL TRASH THEIR ROOM AND PAINT THE WALLS RAINBOW

OH FUCK YEAH

IM GONNA MAKE THAT ROOM SO MOLDY!!!!!

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lets all team up and spitefully refer to preacher with they/them pronouns

since theyre transphobic and shit

oh ABSOLUTELY

*im even joining in on this one*

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cut off someones hand

. . . jESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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he unfortunately came back but he had more blood on him and immediately went to his room

what the fuck happened

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. . . is it safe to say he’s dead??

sadly no

yeah i think we’d have to wait a bit longer for that

aw man :(

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*well shit*

*good luck with your multiple versions of yourse- waIT 1984 NO DO NOT-*

*the distant sound of general chaos is heard before everything goes silent, presumably because whatever narrator call this was has ended*

*hey neptune narrator atlas here from ask the atlai to ask you where the FUCK preacher went*

*basically just asking if you have any clue*

*NO IDEA*

*THAT FUCKER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN A NIGHTMARE TONIGHT!!!!*

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this is gonna make no sense because I am so tired rn but w/o the tired but it’s like atlas is truely homoshpbiabug it s Gay on the outside so it’s like a little shell of it . weaaaaaaa I’m tired

ohhhhh

that would’ve been a lot funnier if i hadn’t made you explain sorry

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bros true colors are showing/j

i genuinely don’t know what you mean by that wgat

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mb j know nothing about Jesus lore or anything HE WAS TRANS??

yeah

and we know nothing about it either but preacher was a HUGE asshole

like how do you make a version of atlas, a QUEER TRANS GUY, HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC. WHAT.

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PREACHER WONT GET ME NANANABABOOOBOOOOO

whatever

honestly fuck that guy

yeah!! if we weren’t worried about him doing something we’d be celebrating right now!!!

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how the fuck did he get lost on his first day here

what the hell

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Sayonara color crew 🥱

I HOPE PREACHER GETS YOUR ASS

. . .

wait is he still gone