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Well excuse me Vati for not hitting up women like you did!

. . Old Fritz why was our house full of manliness and not chicks other than birds

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

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Ja I do! The awesome me has pulled so much people!

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

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Vati I'm a grown man 💀 You can't take my phone

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

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Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

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THAT, THAT IS BOOMER BEHAVIOR

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

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What? I can say what I like because I'm awesome!

Why are nation family trees so complicated?

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Vati this is way past boomer behavior 💀

Vati so old he still thinks cave paintings are entertaining

Don't ground me

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

Well YES they are, you don't get it mein junge.

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New fanfic drop ft. The Knights Trio!

(Prussia/Teutonic Knights, Knights Templar, and Knights Hospitaller)

Unter der Apfelbaum (Under the Apple Tree)

Desc: Three young knights set off to deliver a message for Brandenburg, without knowing its contents. But when Prussia gets them lost, they must take the detour and head East avoiding the dangers ahead.

Inspired while I was listening to Epic the Musical!

Special thank you to @magdalenepie for helping with the names as well as a character that belongs to her! Along with @kostevysen for brainstorming ideas!

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Happy birthday Prussia! ^^

@asktheholynation

(forgot to send this earlier😭😭😭)

Danke! I've been getting so much letters from everyone and totally not just from family members and 2 other friends

I don't remember what age am I by now but who cares I'm awesome!

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Don't remember, they all had the same name

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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Ah, soil, that's what I get for listening to that one Pope. . . .

Albinism makes sense but my eyesight isn't horrible, I can see Elizabeta from far away right now- no wait that's Austria

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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That's different! He's just a nephew, I'm a son! You must've eaten something wrong while I was still developing!

Or was I delivered to you like on Amazon Prime. . .

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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I look nothing like you though

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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So I'm not part of your children?

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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Then he'll look exactly like you. . . Why did he get your blonde hair and I didn't???

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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At least someone agrees!

Anime protagonist. . . Satoru Gojo probably

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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Aren't you bald?

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

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You get your looks from me, if I'm ugly you're ugly

Grow your hair out you look awful with short hair, Son.

- @magna-libera-germania

Vati I look awesome with short hair!

I don't know what magic voodoo shit England did on me but here it is

Neka cc link