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could I perhaps get a little kiss, just this once

Abso-lutely, baby. C'mere and give the Ben-man a smooch.

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i will give u black and white nails to match ur cunt-serving jacket

Cheers, doll.

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Thoughts on The Followers of the Apocalypse?

A strange bunch. I've been around long enough to know not to trust anyone who does good without expecting something their way afterwards. That Emily Ortal is a platinum pussycat though. Did me a solid a while back, and I sure as hell showed her my appreciation.

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Can I paint your nails

Sure thing, baby. What color?

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Remember my last ask? Well I wasn’t sure if you wanted to teach Dr Khalid and Dr Buck how to dance or do uh… adult bedroom activities with them. Some clarification would be nice

Anyway, what’s your favorite food, and do you love that food enough to use Maria on someone over it.

Also engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

I'll... leave that for your noggin to do some interpreting.

If you can ignore the creeps that run the joint, the brahmin steak from the Gourmand is to die for. I've heard some have. Now I know those wait times are crazy, but that's a little far out for some grub.

Uh, yeah they do. They make me look real cool. Jealous, punk?

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What’s your opinion on cold, workaholic, women of science types of characters, like Dr Buck from SCP Tales From The Foundation or Dr Khalid from Qualia Automata for examples.

I need to know this for important reasons

Dames like that need to quit being squares and let their hair down once in a while. I could help them relax, teach 'em how to swing, if you catch my drift.

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Benny, do you know who Bugsy Siegel is?

It ring-a-dings a bell or two. Some pre-war bloke?

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I love you

Aw, well ain't you sweet. Love ya too.

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when it comes to looking for potential fellas or broads to swing with, do you have a type?

I ain't a picky guy, but I do appreciate a big, strong lady.

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..........how tall are you...............

5'9. What's it matter to you?

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Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter, ring-a-ding...

What are you, some kinda NCR GI Joe? Eh, your lot sure bring the caps in. But quit using my lot's catchphrase, capeesh?

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Opinions on the King?

Never dealt with him in person, but he's got the real spirit of Vegas from what I've heard. I dig it.

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Why do you keep eying up the postman?

That courier? It's hard to keep your dimmers away from a broad like her.

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@firedeath21-blog My jacket is off-limits, punk. Keep your grubby mitts away.

Has anyone tried to play chess on your blazer before. Easily done, right?

Me 'n the boys had too much gasoline, if you catch my drift. That was a onetime event - don't go getting any ideas.

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Has anyone tried to play chess on your blazer before. Easily done, right?

Me 'n the boys had too much gasoline, if you catch my drift. That was a onetime event - don't go getting any ideas.

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Who is your bestest friend in the whole wide world?

Not to go breaking anyone's heart, but my right-hand man Swank takes the cake. Real stand-up guy.

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nsfw ask 🫢

*Sleazy and vaguely misogynistic response littered with outdated slang.*