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Uh Hueso... why'd you call Leo a pepino? Does he look like a pepino to you? Why don't you picture him?

"León no es un pepino ni se parece como uno. Yo lo llamo así como de cariño. Es mi hijo y lo amo mucho. I would never make fun of him." "..." "@ask-the-face-man you don't mind the name, right?" --- [Leo is not a cucumber nor does he look like one. I call him 'cucumber' as a nickname, an endearment. He's my son and I love him so.]

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This is a PSA to announce @ask-the-face-man and I are officially twins and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.✨

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"Pepino, come back home. Júnior thinks you left because you hate him and now he's crying. He misses you."

"GUYS THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M MOVING TO PARIS IMMEDIATELY AND I'M NEVER RETURNING! NO ONE CAN STOP ME, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND!"

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"Again. Follow my favorite (second) customer to reach his goal and free pizza for the next month! Voy a estar tan orgulloso cuando ganas Pepino"

ive been following for months and have received neither pizza NOR brownies. id like a word with your manager

"Well in fairness the offer was only made today, buuut, Hueso is offering out free pizza to anyone that follows me and I'm sure Casey would be happy to make some brownies!

REBLOG THIS POST EVERYONE, WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET!"

[ask-the-bone-man]

"I have no idea this small competition started but please, go follow mi hijo. I like to see him win and be proud of his victory! If you do, free pizzas for the next month."

"Hello friends and fans! Are you tired of your dull, dull life? Are you sick of following a totally lame turtle with no respect for his siblings?

Well worry not my friends! Because I, Hamato Donatello am the answer to all your problems and woes! All you need to do is follow me so I can DESTROY my brother by hitting 200 followers before him! Simple!"

Here is my headshot, done by the lovely @ask-sherlock-corn to convince you~ 💜"

[ask-the-bone-man]

"Yo creo que 'pepino' es un lindo nombre para ti, Leo. A nickname just for you."

correct me if im wrong, but has nobody brought this up..? pfft-

"Oh it's been brought up and Hueso happens to be on here now. Oh papa! Why do u label me as such!"

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What's your most expensive dish??

"Un postre, a la mode. Mi mamá taught me how to make it and now I sell it in my restaurant. It comes in three flavors, blueberry, apple and peach."

[Un postre-A dessert

Mi mamá- my mother]

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I think they mean why you can't eat,speaking of, what do you eat good sir?

"I'm afraid that eating solids foods of any kind would just go through my bones. Being a skeleton yokai, there’s very little of what I can eat. There’s this mystical mist that I intake, gives me energy and my fire abilities."

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why not organs on pizza

"I shall assume you are a new costumer no? We have exclusive dishes for our carnivores. Some of these include our 'Hot Eye Soup' with a side of bread and 'Under The Sea Pizza'"

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Why not

" "Why not" what?"

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Senor Hueso what's YOUR favourite kind of pizza?

"I unfortunately can't eat solid foods. But my favorite kind of pizza to make is Hawaiian."

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"Estoy orgulloso de ti, mi Pepino"

"So guys...I've been thinking about this for a while and I think I'm finally comfortable enough to come out with it.

💫💫 I'm... Bisexual! 💫💫

It's been on my mind for a while and I wanted to share it with everyone. If this changes your opinion of me then you are happy to leave, I won't tolerate any sort of negativity."

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"Pepinillo. You use that as blackmail against mi hijo y veras que pasa."

Hey Shelldon, any stories about when Donnie got mad at someone from hurting you that you want to share?

“I mean, not many people try to hurt me thank goodness but I do have many stories of Donnie getting mad when people start teasing me or joining my childish behaviors that might get me into trouble. ahem @ask-the-face-man ahem ahem

One story though was when Leo was getting annoyed of me listening to musicals all the time in the lab. Saying I don’t have that good of a music taste. So as a result Donnie had me hack into Leo’s phone and switch all his music playlists out for musicals saying it was the theater gods punishment for disrespecting the great art of musical theater. i wonder if he found out it was us yet”

[ask-the-bone-man]

"Eso no fue tan difícil, ¿verdad Pepino? Now you two- I want you to also apologize to my son. Instead of being childish and changing his list, you should have talked it out." -crosses arms-

Hey Shelldon, any stories about when Donnie got mad at someone from hurting you that you want to share?

“I mean, not many people try to hurt me thank goodness but I do have many stories of Donnie getting mad when people start teasing me or joining my childish behaviors that might get me into trouble. ahem @ask-the-face-man ahem ahem

One story though was when Leo was getting annoyed of me listening to musicals all the time in the lab. Saying I don’t have that good of a music taste. So as a result Donnie had me hack into Leo’s phone and switch all his music playlists out for musicals saying it was the theater gods punishment for disrespecting the great art of musical theater. i wonder if he found out it was us yet”

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"Hijo. No se trata de quien empezó el problema. Lo importante es que te disculpes. Tu se el hombre mas grande Pepino. Ustedes son hermanos y los hermanos no deberían pelear"

[Son, it doesn’t matter who started the problem. What's important is that you apologize and be the bigger person. You guys are brothers and brothers shouldn't fight]

Hey Shelldon, any stories about when Donnie got mad at someone from hurting you that you want to share?

“I mean, not many people try to hurt me thank goodness but I do have many stories of Donnie getting mad when people start teasing me or joining my childish behaviors that might get me into trouble. ahem @ask-the-face-man ahem ahem

One story though was when Leo was getting annoyed of me listening to musicals all the time in the lab. Saying I don’t have that good of a music taste. So as a result Donnie had me hack into Leo’s phone and switch all his music playlists out for musicals saying it was the theater gods punishment for disrespecting the great art of musical theater. i wonder if he found out it was us yet”

[ask-the-bone-man]

"Ser el persona más grande Pepino. Apologize to them and I'm sure they will fix your music list. If not then call me."

Hey Shelldon, any stories about when Donnie got mad at someone from hurting you that you want to share?

“I mean, not many people try to hurt me thank goodness but I do have many stories of Donnie getting mad when people start teasing me or joining my childish behaviors that might get me into trouble. ahem @ask-the-face-man ahem ahem

One story though was when Leo was getting annoyed of me listening to musicals all the time in the lab. Saying I don’t have that good of a music taste. So as a result Donnie had me hack into Leo’s phone and switch all his music playlists out for musicals saying it was the theater gods punishment for disrespecting the great art of musical theater. i wonder if he found out it was us yet”

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"Yo tengo cinco minutos. The restaurant is busy. What is wrong Pepino?"

Hey Shelldon, any stories about when Donnie got mad at someone from hurting you that you want to share?

“I mean, not many people try to hurt me thank goodness but I do have many stories of Donnie getting mad when people start teasing me or joining my childish behaviors that might get me into trouble. ahem @ask-the-face-man ahem ahem

One story though was when Leo was getting annoyed of me listening to musicals all the time in the lab. Saying I don’t have that good of a music taste. So as a result Donnie had me hack into Leo’s phone and switch all his music playlists out for musicals saying it was the theater gods punishment for disrespecting the great art of musical theater. i wonder if he found out it was us yet”