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the elegy’s fantastic pick up lines:

Goddard: Hey baby, are you an unregistered group? because I’m attracted to you

Rand: get in the car. we’re going to my place. right now. we’re gonna fuck and I don’t care if you like it.

Volta: Are you me mass gleaning in a corn maze? because you take my breath away.

Chomsky: Are you a room full of innocent children? because you’re on fire.

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This is Scythe Faraday. What made you four all become New Order? What compelled you to become heartless murderers?

Goddard: First of all, Mikey, your rude and demeaning personality is a major reason why people step away from the sniping, petty, accusatory madness of the “OlD gUaRd” and take a step in the right direction, the direction of the future and not old, outdated solemn ideals.

Rand: man I just think that the mansions are sweet and let’s be honest...killing is fun. also what’s the point of having power if you don’t take advantage of it?

*vigorous nodding from the whole elegy*

Volta: I, uh...I dunno. I kinda just went along with it because Goddard offered to help me, I’m not sure how I ended up here...I’ll be fine though, and since I have my place here, I’ll never self-glean. I’m fine

Chomsky: HAHAHAHAHAHA MURDER MURDER DIE DIE FLAMETHROWER BURN THE BABIES CONSUME THE FLESH

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All of you; What are your thoughts on Rowan?

Goddard: I thought he was cool? but then he was all like “I HaVe MoRaLs” and it sucked

Rand: same thing as Goddard but I would like to add he’s slightly hot, but like murder him anyways y’know?

Volta: he was my friend :( but he said my robes were piss once so idc

Chomsky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rowan: I hate him. He’s awful. I want him to burn alive. He is the truest, deepest scum in human history.

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hello I made this super cool account where you chads can submit asks for goddard’s elegy, you can ask specific characters or just everyone