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"I have to keep reminding myself that digital fights are NOT like the ones on the field."

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"..."

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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"...I was trying to protect you, Agent."

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

[ask-the-handler]

"He practically told you that he would probably kill you."

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

[ask-the-handler]

"Yes, you did. But it was absolutely unnecessary of him to answer with a threat."

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

[ask-the-handler]

"Why can't you just leave the Agents alone, Daniel?"

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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"I need to remind myself that Judgements, especially a fallen one, is not a good guard dog. At least she gave the operative hell. Oh well."

"[There's only so much I can do, Narry.]"

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"Good morning! How's everyone this bright morn'?"

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"I am shutting my electronics for the night. Will not be answering asks until tomorrow morn'."

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[There is a bloody note on his desk. It reads.] “Sorry we couldn’t get them.”

"..."

[He files the note away.]

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i dunno about that. i think your agent is experiencing the nine circles of hell all at once right now

"WHAT?!" "..." "I have a friend that can help. This is a nightmare."

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Opinion on Phoenix always getting kidnapped? Also if I give them to you, when I find them, will you stop them from doing stupid stuff? -Agent Wraith

"I- They WHAT now?!" [The Handler shakes his head in disappointment and sighs.] "You know I try but there is simply no stopping the Agent. Agent always finds a way. But yes, I will prevent them from causing any more... Calamities."

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Asks are OPEN!

Name: R███████ C████

Job and Role: Support Agent and Handler

Place of Birth: [REACTED]

Nationality: [REDACTED]

Date of Birth: [REDACTED]

Height: [REDACTED]

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Blood Type: [REDACTED]Dom. Hand: Right

Status: Alive

Flavor Profile: Sweet

Fav. Color: Yellow

Zodiac: Leo

MB Type: ESFJ-T

Weapon of Choice: Words

Catch Phrase: “If you find my Agent, please return them to me.”

"Hello there! This is my... Page? I'm new to this whole 'Tumblr' thing-" "Never-mind that! If you found yourself here, you should know that this 'blog' is not officially affiliated with Schell Games! I don't event know what that means!"

RULES/INFO: - We are totally open for interaction with other ask blogs.

- This blog is centered on The Handler and August [aka The Stanley Parable Narrator].

- This takes place after IEYTD3, so if you don't want spoilers, watch/play the game first. This blog will be waiting for you. - This is set in an AU. Nothing plot related is different, it's mainly the backstories that are.

- This is a CLEAN Tumblr. Keep your mind out of the gutter.

- Flirting is completely okay! You may get some in return!~

- If you have to ask yourself if it's okay, then the answer is probably no.

- Replies will come as soon as they can. If The Handler doesn't answer, he is busy filing or on a mission.