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Ooc question. If this ask blog does follow the kids into being 13 would it end there or would which kid would we follow after?

If it did follow up to them being 13? The plan is for that to be like. A grand finale.

Birthday party ask event, and then a sudden follow up comic showing the final stand-off between Jade and Saturn and Scylla.

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Is this blog going to be staying as the kids being 9-10 years old or are we going to be seeing the kids aging?

Depends on how long this blog goes for, I think. After a certain point it'd be. Weird. For the kids to not age.

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Ooc question: if this jade and John are the grandparents of Jake and Jane. Then wasn’t Jade supposed to hightail it out of there Haley? Or am I getting my Homestuck lore mixed up?

Oh yeah she will, but she's not gonna for a few years. Ask-the-hound takes place when Jade and John are like. 9-10 ish. And she won't leave until she's 13.

...her next interaction with her Ami after that won't be pleasant

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Have jade and John had troll flesh before?

No, because there are no others besides us here.

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Ok so I know that Saturn is more of a second mom to the kids so they wouldn’t get dad lore persey but the Ami lore must go CRAZY whenever he decides to tell the kids stories one afternoon over over lunch and then proceeding to not comment any further on it.

Oh absolutely.

Nevvwer anything that wwvould tell the kids just howwv awwful I... wwvas, though.

But they'vvwe certainly heard some shit.

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Where’s rose and Dave?

Ooc: again this is the Alpha Kid timeline, so rose and Dave aren't around yet!

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What was Saturns and scyllas thoughts I. Psiioniic?

Scylla wwvas quite taken wwvith his snark and general rage filled attitude. She's alwwvays liked the fight in her toys.

I got the pleasure of seeing him in the field, and I wwvill say, he wwvas something to behold.

Shame his heart got in the wwvay of his head.

Not...that I could blame him, after meeting said heart.

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I have a feeling Saturn would absolutely love anime

Ooc: definitely that wwvoman is a NERD.

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Hey Saturn why are your pupils literal w’s??

Designed to wwvarp light and make seeing detail underwwvater easier.

Like a cuttlefish.

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So.....it's been mentioned that the kiddos are tougher than they arguably should be. Which is prolly a good thing. Cause they're being raised by giant fuckers.

How fucked do you think you/them would be if you had to deal with a normal human baby who's skull hadn't even fused yet?

Sorry to be morbid XD I keep thinking about how big y'all are.

About as wwvell as I handled my grubs. Wwvhich is.

...I could keep it alivvwe, safe evvwen. But I'd havvwe to be extremely careful.

Damn squishy things.

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Don’t you just hate it when you’re having a good day and then the dreams of the dead just hit you like a hateful freight train?

Yeah... yeah I do hate that.

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(Plants mint all over the house)

*SCREEECH*

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What’s the kids favorite games with there Ami and mama ever since they figured out that there parents were aliens?

Scylla doesn't play wwvith em much. Buuut, that said:

Ya evvwen done urban sledding using a ten foot superpredator and a wwvagon?

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Hey kids. I know tensions have been running high so here. (4 large bags of candy) to help with feelings. Don’t tell your Ami. Or he’ll end up eating it all.

"He would."

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Has saturn ever eaten mushrooms from the forest without realizing they were psychedelic mushrooms and found lot the fuck up on the forest floor?

You assume he didn't used to do them on purpose

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Has Saturn ever gone to a rave? What would his reaction be to being in one?

Seadwwveller parties are like ravvwe/orgy hybrids.

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Has Saturn or Scylla told the kids about how the two of them met or got together? Have the kids asked about it?

They havvwe not, and the kids havvwe nevvwer asked.

This is a good thing.