ask-the-mess-hall
ask-the-mess-hall
Someone has to feed you fools.
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I'm the chef at the mess hall.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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What's for lunch Chef? We ran out of food back at the house. *Bringing a few men doing puppy eyes*
Grilled chicken wraps with apples and carrots. I can write up an order to have some food dropped off if you need it.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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Get that shit outta my kitchen so help me god. I will spray all of you with a hose. And don't boil things in the flat pans!
boiled strawberries for breakfast 😎😎 is it good or is it GOOD 😄😄😄
— 🥟 ( i highkey think i submitted an ask before and its like nagging me so bad because I CANT KEEP TRSCK!!! )
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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Chef, I found something on that table and I'm not sure what is it..
*points at a table that has some blue liquid spilled on it, no cups around*
What the fuck? *Gathers up my paper towels and cleaning spray.*
Welp, I guess this is also part of the job now.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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1-15-25
Breakfast: Strawberry and banana protein smoothie with a side of toast.
Lunch: Grilled chicken wraps with nut mix or yogurt.
Dinner: Tortilla soup with a side of crackers and steamed broccoli or plums.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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Thank you? I think? *Puts a hairnet on you so you can be in the kitchen safely.*
1-14-25 Menu
Breakfast: breakfast burrito with a side of hashbrowns.
Lunch: Grilled cheese and tomato soup. Sides of carrots or apples and oranges.
Dinner: Buffalo wings or honey pepper wings. Sides of celery or peaches.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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1-14-25 Menu
Breakfast: breakfast burrito with a side of hashbrowns.
Lunch: Grilled cheese and tomato soup. Sides of carrots or apples and oranges.
Dinner: Buffalo wings or honey pepper wings. Sides of celery or peaches.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 5 months ago
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1-13-25 menu
Breakfast: Sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. Side of blueberries and strawberries.
Lunch: Mozzarella sticks and marinara. Sides of corn and beans or fruit cocktail.
Dinner: Fish and chips with a side of celery or cornbread.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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Not my fault the water round here has gross shit in it. You try makin' enough coffee to satisfy a thousand r' so people. After I agreed to the rice pudding too. For shame.
(Just a bit o' banter! -Harpy)
So price… why do you act like someone pissed in your coffee? Or did someone actually?
every coffee taste like piss if chef’s makin’ it. @ask-the-mess-hall
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(i’m sorry. don’t murder me, chef please. i’m too beautiful to die /j -vi)
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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chef, got any rice pudding for grabs?
Deserts are a friday-saturday thing. I'll add it to the rotation though.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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1-6-25 Menu:
Breakfast: Blueberry and strawberry parfait, with a side of ham or eggs.
Lunch: Peanut butter and jelly with apples or carrots.
Dinner: Grilled chicken sandwiches with a side salad or fruit cup.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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pbjs please?
Hmm. Perhaps as a Sunday treat.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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1-4-25 Menu:
Breakfast: Cheesy Omelets with hashbrown triangle and mixed fruits.
Lunch: Chicken Strips with mac n' cheese. Sides of carrots and peas or an orange.
Dinner: Grilled chicken wrap with sliced avacodo. Sides of chicken noodle soup or a baked potato.
Desert: Apple pie slice.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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Im giving you appreciative helmet bonks.
Received! Don't tell the brass, but I snuck in some thin mints and peanut butter patties for ya.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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Im giving you appreciative helmet bonks.
Received! Don't tell the brass, but I snuck in some thin mints and peanut butter patties for ya.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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I didn’t make the request you made BUT I did make accordion potatoes I saw other people making. Had one of my soldiers taste it!
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Have a nice day!!!
Those look great! Might have to add them to the menu.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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Hey Chef!
Do you have anything vegetarian on the menu?
There's always the serve yourself salad bar, but nothing explicitly vegetarian.
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ask-the-mess-hall · 6 months ago
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1-3-25 meals:
Breakfast: Scrambled eggs and hashbrowns with bacon or sausage. Side of strawberries and bananas.
Lunch: Ham or turkey and cheese sandwiches. Sides of carrots, a side salad, or fruit cup.
Dinner: Chicken Parmigian with garlic bread. Optional side salad with raspberry dressing.
Desert: Salted caramel Gelato.
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