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if i put. one chocolate. in the middle of the table and if i made sure wrath couldnt get involved, which of the vices would win in a fight to get it?

YO HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS BLOG??? (I fell out of the Psychonauts fandom but I’ll still answer this question)

Honestly? Probably Envy. I mean, Envy got the TK, remember?

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You guys know this blog isn’t abandoned, right?

Pass me some asks please -Pride Mod

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What do the silly guys think of the bracelets of them?

*Wrath scoffs and glares at the bracelets*

Wrath: They’re… cool I guess.

*Wrath takes the Envy one and puts it on*

Envy: Can I have all of them?

Lili: No!

Envy: Aw man…

*Envy quickly takes the Sloth one, like someone else would steal it from him, and runs off*

*Lili takes the Wrath one and carefully puts it on a sleeping Sloth’s wrist*

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Hey envy, here you go! *They give him a soda!*

- squish anon

Envy: Soder :3

*Envy sips the soda*

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please Bliss give me a hug :(

the raz au blog denied me it D:

Bliss: Oh my gosh! Here! You need it! x▹•

*Bliss gives the anon a hug! Yay!*

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Psy2k Raz: You think I can't handle an angry kid? I wrangle kids like you allll summer. Now, we're going to sit down and talk out your feelings over some juice, okay?

Wrath: NOOOOOOOO

Lili: Have fun!~

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@ wrath...

Wrath: UNHAND MEEEE

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Out of this gang envy your my favorite... and lilli

:]

Envy: Woo Hoo! Victory dance time!

*Lili steps in front of the camera while Envy does “The Dance”*

Lili: I think we’ve all seen enough of Bobby’s stupid dance.

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*picks up the spray bottle and proceeds to spray everyone els except wrath gently*

(wair I live wer kinda experiencing a heat wave so ya spray bottle lol)

Lili: UGH, THANK YOU! I’m normally known as “The Arson Child”, but I can barely last in this heat!

Envy: Give. Give me the bottle. It’s too hot :(

Sloth: Ugh… thank you… too hot… zzzzzz

Bliss: Yayyy!!! xᗢ<

I’m traveling, but HEAT WAVES SUCKKKK -Pride Mod

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*sprays wrath with a spray bottle*

Wrath: HISSSSSSS

*Wrath smacks the spray bottle out of your hand*

Wrath: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I’M GONNA BURN YOU

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OOC:

Fun Fact!:

Wrath’s personality was partially influenced by T.K.O. From Ok K.O.!

Go ahead… make your “ITS NOT A PHASE MOOOM” jokes.

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Stop being mean or I'll send you to the corner wrath >:(

Wrath: YOU’RE NOT MY DAD! MY DAD IS WORSE THAN YOU!

*a distant “AW COME ON” is heard*

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do any of you guys like? aliens?

Wrath: No. They’re stupid. And they aren’t even real!

Sloth: Hey… what if Chloe was here?… She’d be upset about you saying that… or not, I don’t care…

*Envy is shaking with excitement*

Envy: You’re asking ME about aliens? I’VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME ABOUT ALIENS! Hang on, I’VE GOT A SLIDESHOW!!

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you don’t like puter 🖥️? beep boop?

Wrath: I am going to break your fingers.

Lili: WRATH!

Wrath: This ask is stupid! This Area is stupid! That thing flying at you is stupid!

Lili: What thing?

*Wrath kicks Lili in the leg*

Wrath: MY FOOT, THAT’S WHAT!

*Wrath does “The Dance”*

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*carefully hands wrath a soda* hhiiii... I hope you're not still mad at me for squishing youu... I'm very sorry..

- squish anon

*Wrath takes the soda and mutters something*

Wrath: ₜₕₐₙₖ ᵧₒᵤ

Lili: What was that, Wrath?

Wrath: I SAID THANK YOU, DAMNIT!

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if i. put up a chocolate fondue. with marshmellows and strawberries.

hands everyone a skewer, points to chocolate fondue

boneappleteeth

Lili: Thank you… I need something to calm me down…

*Wrath doesn’t say anything, he just takes a marshmallow and puts it under the fondue*

*Envy is hoarding all the strawberries to try and put them all on one skewer*

*Sloth is asleep. What did you expect?*

*Bliss is doing what all of us wanted to do when we were younger, putting his whole head in the fondue*

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ill give you more cookies okay wrath

Wrath: …You live to see another day.

Lili: GREAT! Now I have to FIND THE VICES!

…

Lili:

AGAIN!

*Lili stomps off muttering something along the lines of: “why didn’t they separate ME instead? Raz is so much better at this than me!*