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We are still alive - Vladimir

Anything different are lies wished for by those damned Volturi - Stefan

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ah.. there's been so many things to deal with it seems. -Stefan

But work is never done. -Vladimir

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Ah yes.. back for real this time. Who would have thought a password was hard to remember. -Vladimir

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Hello, I am still alive.

I figured it was best that I inform you that I just witnessed Lady Demitriscu (9ft4 tall lady) A.K.A Vladimirs crush get shot in the face TWICE and do you know what her reaction was each time???

To adjust her hat. Like she didn't JUST get shot in the FACE.

Vladimir: What a woman.

Stefan: The Volturi aren't even as bad ass.

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I'm not calling Carlisle I can't talk very well. 😭 Which is awful might I had. Someone tell him I'm suffering and can't be my hyper self.

Stefan: He might actually be happy over that.

Vladimir: Did you take medicine?

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Hey! i haven't got covid symptoms thankfully. Although I'd appreciate no one gifted me covid because I'm a baby as it is with a cold as we can see and I'm not vaccinated.

Volturi Stuff is a badass whilst I shall be in the corner being a big baby over a cold. Speaking of which I will be with you all momentarily, I can't breathe out my nose again.

Vladimir: That's alright. We'll keep the COVID victims from the cold victims. Simple.

Stefan: Does one know how to work a phone to call Carlisle?

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Ooft see what happens when you leave your kids? We get sick. Collectively. Then we have no choice but to break our brains about how old you are.

Stefan: It's spreading!

Vladimir: Guess we need to quarantine you guys.

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Hey Vladimir what would you think if someone had a crush on you. What would think about that?Also crush as in mean. They are in love with you

Vladimir: I would say they may as well get in line with the rest of the fanbase.

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Oohhh sad days, Amuns only been around for like 4500 years.

Google does maths so I don't have to.

Although you two seem to take that knowledge better. The Volturi are just feeling very old right now.

Stefan: We take that knowledge better because we know our knowledge is better.

Vladimir: ..and that they copied us knowing this.

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...I'm going to have to see if I can find out how old Amun is aren't I?

Laughs in 1990's

Barely left the womb in your eyes. Or even, I'm a speck of dust that just happened and will disappear just as quickly.

Aro, Marcus and Caius are over 3000 years old and the twins are like 1200 years old. Which was weird because that makes them older than Demetri who's a little over 1000.

Stefan: He's old. Yes, that's basically how we see the new human race.

Vladimir: It doesn't seem that way but they are very much older.

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DADS- I GOT COVID

Uh rip ig...

Stefan: WHAT

Vladimir: You can beat this! Do whatever the doctors tell you! We will talk to Carlisle.

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I believe it is the common cold but I am a puny human who can no longer breathe through my nose and when I try to breathe through my mouth it hurts. My brain is foggy and I'm tired all the time.

Please give me a nice funeral.

Stefan: Take some medicine and get rest. Plenty of soup and stay hydrated.

Vladimir: Humans get colds all the time.

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Wait a minute. Vladimir and Stefan are 12,017 year olds at the very least???

Yes I did ask Google how old each if the Volturi are and now you two are next.

Vladimir: Only the second oldest coven around.

Stefan: The Egyptians were here first.

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I'm sick and pretty sure you two are gonna lose a child at this point. Someone give me a nice funeral. 😩 Someone be hyperactive for me when Im gone.

Stefan: You won't... wait- how sick would you say you are?

Vladimir: is it the plague? Any of them?

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No one hurt me :D Just wanted to spice up your return to your kids like one has fallen into an existential crisis.

Stefan: Well now we fell into one of those.

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I just witnessed 9ft4 tall lady lift a gold, heavy looking vanity and throw it across the room. 👀👀👀👀

So that's Vladimir's type of lady 👀

Vladimir: Isn't she impressive?

Stefan: He probably wants to be thrown next.

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Do things only exist when we look at them?

If so, does that mean that we, your children, disappear into nothing as soon as you look away? We stop existing as soon as you look away?

...dad's why did you look away? 🥺

Stefan: .. so.. who hurt you?

Vladimir: this was way too deep for me to handle. I..