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Can you scream like a baby goat?

(M!A 2/10)

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M!A Scapegoat is now fully repaired for 15 asks.

(M!A 1/?)

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Have you heard the rumors that Mundie used to be a toon before becoming a cog?

we kinda had a talk about it back before we were hired by cogs.. he was really upset and i was really worried about him.. he thought i wasnt gonna accept him because he was a toon

he cried so much that night.. and i told him honestly and i still stand by it even today. it doesnt matter if he was a toon once, or that hes a suit now.. hes the only person who’s shown me any kind of compassion since i gained consciousness. hes the only one who protected me, or showed me it doesnt matter how physically beyond repair i am, that i am still worth effort..

it was a weird night because we talked about so much.. in the end we came out a family and havent really gone back since. i wouldnt trade mundie for anything in the whole wide world

(@mudsnapperqna)

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Are you okay Kilo? You didn't short circuit or anything, did you?

thaaa-t’s exactly what happened.. you silly toons need to remember that i’m not in full repair like the other cogs.. and a lot of water like that can hurt very important circuits..

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MR. KILO ARE YOU OKAY????????????

YOU TOONS ARE AWFUL!!

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m-ms.morsecode..

Maybe consider that completely soaking a suit with enough water to seep into important electrical components is an awful idea. Leave the poor boy alone. - @allan-bravecog-and-co

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be careful!! someones hitting cogs with a toonifcation beam!

t-toonification beam..?

what does thaaa-t do..?

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Kilo I mean this in the most affectionate way I can: I want to headbutt you.

do it i dare you.. >:3c

i can promise to do it back 10x harder with more affection too

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* dunks bucket of ""water"" on you *

Scapegoat Level 30.mgr loading...

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ooc update//

hey guys, im going to be closing asks on this blog and @floatin-in-the-styx for now at least until i can catch up with asks a bit. ive been super busy with a second job i picked up but i should be able to catch up by the end of the week!! please look forward to it and i will hope to reopen asks by friday the latest !

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ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

MUNDIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

@mudsnapperqna

ITS NERF OR NOTHIN'

*you feel a nerf bullet hit the back of your head*

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*Cuh-CHNK!*

KILO KIDD, YOU ARE GOING TO BE A DEAD COG ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU LITTLE [barp].

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do you prefer sandwiches that are toasted or untoasted?

uhhh.. i dont really eat sandwiches.. even then it would entirely depend on what's in it

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Can i interest you in an egg in these trying times? 🥚

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oh..?

what would i do with thaaa-t...?

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Velma hands Kilo a comically large foam dart gun.

it's nerf or nothin'!

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oh this will do nicely, thanks velma..

( @mudsnapperqna )

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I DID NOT DO IT!! THERE’S NO PROOF AND I WOULDN’T DO THAT!!

Hello, Courtney! Welcome online! I will warn you: watch your head. There's been a plague of water buckets. Do not get tricked....

@mudsnapperqna

Hey Mundie! Thanks for the welcome, but uhh.. I'm a bit lost on the whole "water bucket" thing..? What does this mean, Mundie?

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To Scapegoat: What do you think of the other Litigation Team members?

mundie's been there for me for as long as i can remember.. he's like a big brother to me and always helps me out when i need it.. very reliable and great even when he teases me a lot..

courtney's like a cool big sister who helps me with legal papers and stuff.. she's also great to talk to about stuff.. over all very cool and protective but also sweet

..barry scares me..

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hey kilo! do you think you give good hugs?

i dont do it often, but when i do i hope they’re good...

( @mudsnapperqna )

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If you were given the choice between 75 bagels or a pool full of jell-o what would you pick?

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hmm.. everything in me is saying pool full of jell-o for the sole purpose of jumping in it.. i dont even know what i would do with all those baaa-gels.. its just so many..

( @ask-toonie-cogsworth )