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How to pick up Snekgrim ❤️

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look i just want fulgrim to murder someone with a well-timed "bless your heart" is that too much to ask for

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐓  𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐃  𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  .  .  .  (  𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫  𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐚  )   set  the  scene  with  these  creative  prompts.       note:  these  can  be  used  for  starters.    *themes:  supernatural,  high  fantasy  &  adventure. 

THE  FOOL:  A  cobblestone  bridge  at  dawn.

THE  MAGICIAN:  A  bustling  street  market  under  twilight.

THE  HIGH  PRIESTESS:  A  midnight  masquerade.

THE  EMPRESS:  A  sprawling  garden  in  full  bloom.

THE  EMPEROR:  A  high-rise  office.

THE  HIEROPHANT:  A  grand  cathedral.

THE  LOVERS:  A  secluded  balcony  overlooking  a  bustling  city.

THE  CHARIOT:  A  speeding  train  cutting  through  a  desert

STRENGTH:  A  clearing  in  a  dense  forest

THE  HERMIT:  A  small  cabin  atop  a  snowy  mountain

WHEEL  OF  FORTUNE:  A  crowded  casino  with  spinning  wheels  and  flashing  lights

JUSTICE:  A  dimly  lit  courtroom

THE  HANGED  MAN:  A  deserted  pier  at  sunset

DEATH:  An  abandoned  train  station  at  dusk

TEMPERANCE:  A  quiet  book  shop

THE  DEVIL:  A  lavish  underground  nightclub

THE  TOWER:  A  crumbling  lighthouse  during  a  violent  storm

THE  STAR:  A  lake  under  a  blanket  of  stars

THE  MOON:  A  foggy  forest  path

THE  SUN:  A  sunflower  field  at  golden  hour

JUDGEMENT:  A  forgotten  battlefield  at  sunrise

THE  WORLD:  A  bustling  festival 

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Fulgrim has boob armor

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Ork Dream

So, a little weird dream, I was in a Tolkien-esque place in this strange world, and I just had the desire to fight and kill. No tactics, just blood thirsty killing. but there was no one around. So then I just got mad, cause there was no one there! So I scream "WAAAGH", and a bunch of Orks appeared, and it was just a genuine just fight, I was doing ALOT of melee in the fight. But doing like Devil may Cry kinds of physical tricks with melee. After a bit I killed a lot, and then screamed for more by bellowing out "WAAAGH!" And then after another brawl my dream shifted and changed and then I had to pee. Weird brain stuff right?

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Magnus and Fulgrim Keychain Designs

Am I biased? Absolutely.

Will there be other primarchs? Probably not.

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PROMPTS FOR DENIAL, DENIAL, AND MORE DENIAL * assorted dialogue for saying no way! adjust as necessary

it wasn't me.

you must be mistaken.

i didn't do that.

i don't love you.

that wasn't a kiss.

denial is a river in egypt.

please just tell me the truth.

you've got it all wrong.

i don't think you're lying to me.

i never said that.

you're imagining things.

when did i ever tell you that?

that never happened.

i was in the other room when it happened.

i heard everything, but i didn't see it.

that was someone else.

just tell me what you know.

you know what? i believe you.

i didn't lie to you.

are you sure it was me that said that?

i swear, i didn't do anything.

if you didn't do it, you need to tell me who did.

on my mom's life, i didn't do it.

someone is setting me up.

who told you i was here?

the truth will set you free.

i wasn't here to do that.

you're making a big mistake.

they're blaming me for something i didn't do.

i didn't say that to you.

technically it wasn't a lie.

i was fast asleep when it happened.

i didn't hear anything.

you've mistaken me for someone else.

maybe you saw someone, sure, but it wasn't me.

they'll tell you where i was.

i never touched it.

if it's missing, it's not my fault.

i thought someone else was watching it!

i didn't promise you anything!

when did this happen?

you're shitting me.

this is a frame job.

who are you covering up for?

why don't you just tell me the truth?

i never said we were exclusive.

you didn't tell me you were going out.

it slipped my mind.

i didn't mean to lie to you.

i don't know how else to tell you i wasn't here.

they said i did it? when?

when are you going to quit lying to me?

yesterday you told me one thing, and today you're giving me a whole different story.

so what is the truth?

that's never been the case.

you made that up.

this is how you wanted me to find out?

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I understand. - He holds up all four of his hands in a non-threatening manner, though for a daemon Primarch, this was a harder task, even for a daemonic prince of Slaanesh.-

Then, instead of me poking and prodding, would you perhaps instead like some calm comforts? I could wrap you in a blanket burrito style and feed you soups. Something to be a balm to the pain?

-He asked with a sickly sweetness of tone and demeanor. -

❛ i don't wanna talk about it. ❜- From Ash

Poppet, I understand you don't, but you must! I don't dabble in secrets. I'm not Tzeench made. Holding in emotion isn't healthy, especially if it might be hurt. So please, open up to me.

-Fulgrim cooed. His tone is gentle, his expression is one of care, and a bit of a smirk.-

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❛ i don't wanna talk about it. ❜- From Ash

Poppet, I understand you don't, but you must! I don't dabble in secrets. I'm not Tzeench made. Holding in emotion isn't healthy, especially if it might be hurt. So please, open up to me.

-Fulgrim cooed. His tone is gentle, his expression is one of care, and a bit of a smirk.-

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𝚅𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂 " 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 " 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂!

below is a list of starters from both sides of the conversation , with prompts geared toward scenes involving some sort of confrontation. prompts rage from friendly to not so friendly. please consider following for more prompts and please do not steal!

❛ i can't believe you hid this from me. ❜

❛ that's it. we need to talk about this. right here. right now. ❜

❛ don't see how we can get around talking about this anymore. ❜

❛ you can't just keep avoiding me! ❜

❛ i'm not leaving until we talk about this. ❜

❛ come on just . . . talk to me. ❜

❛ all this time . . . and it was all a lie? ❜

❛ i trusted you. ❜

❛ did you think i wasn't going to notice? ❜

❛ start talking. now. ❜

❛ when are you going to stop lying to me? ❜

❛ i just wanna talk. ❜

❛ can we talk about this? please? ❜

❛ i came to talk this out. ❜

❛ you and i can work this thing out. ❜

❛ enough lies. tell me the truth! ❜

❛ i just wanna know what happened. ❜

❛ you can tell me. ❜

❛ just . . . start from the beginning. ❜

❛ are we gonna talk about this like grownups? ❜

❛ can you just be an adult about this for once?! ❜

❛ i didn't think it was gonna be so hard to talk about it. ❜

❛ i don't wanna talk about it. ❜

❛ i said leave it alone! ❜

❛ it's not that simple. ❜

❛ can we just . . . not talk about this right now? ❜

❛ i didn't want to see you get hurt. ❜

❛ okay fine. you wanna talk about it? here it is , ❜

❛ i kinda hoped you would just ignore it. ❜

❛ okay , fine just . . promise you won't get mad. ❜

❛ i don't wanna lie to you. ❜

❛ i wish it were that simple. ❜

❛ we passed the talking stage a long time ago. ❜

❛ the truth is more painful. ❜

❛ the beginnings , still a little hazy. ❜

❛ stop saying i'm not taking this seriously! ❜

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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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🌺 or “happy” for one of my muse’s happier memories

(( Please forgive me, I did not mean to reply so late! )) -There would be a loud rushing of wind, stone, and water. The air would become thick, and heavy. As if it was underground. The sound of distant drilling and mining taking place far off, as a voice would speak up. A young, happy Fulgrim working on one of the old mining machines-

See! That's all that needs to be done! A little bit of rewiring, a smidge of duct-tape, and some soldering. Simple fixes that double the output without having to triple the cost! Now this is only one of many, but if we can find ways to fix things up, really put the work in on some of these machines, then we can do it. We can save Chemos, Callax and so many other places! We just have to think smarter, not harder. Trust me, everyone, I'll make sure that we will live beyond our means! -From here we saw a dying people rise back up, and become stronger. Able to focus on work and the arts, the people of Chemos, and his family in Callax were able to find peace and prosperity.-

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So, I have a question for you. What do you think about the Necrons? Anything about them that interests you, oh mighty Primarch?

I don't think much, honestly. They are interesting creatures in the sense that they, much like the Mechanicus, assumed becoming an immortal metal beast would be a good thing. Only to find, for the Necron's perspective, that they had tossed away their very souls.

I will say there is one, and I do not know his name, but I do know of him. He's a Necron with near true emotions. I feel them on the wind, but they are old emotions. Stale and tired with a stale and tired soul using them. But, that one is interesting.

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Most sensual musical genre?

So you'd think "Smooth Jazz", or "RNB" but those are just the starting points. Then there is "New Age". Now alot of Folk music might not strike that cord, but hear me out.

-Fulgrim produces a disk with the word "ENYA" on the front.-

There is some parallels to Folk to New age, but with the right singer and the proper instruments, it can be a sensual spiritual moment!

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Assumption: clearly you do not own an air fryer

-Fulgrim scoops up the little grey- Poor thing, of course I own an air fryer... -smiles down at the little grey, slithering over to a massive Air Fryer-

An Industrial Air fryer...

-He whips it open, tossing the grey in, slamming it closed and setting it for 400degrees. Fried food at it's worse, he supposed. No seasoning, only fried? British food meal.-