Both Slenders: Tomas: 27 years old, 2,50 mts, is the bartender, single, talk in Spanish and English, like to eat sick people. --------------------------- Miguel is actually interested in a girl but he used to like boys when he was a human(like 2 months ago)... Tomas was the "imaginary friend" of Miguel until in his 17th b-day when Tomas made him a Slender infront of his familly and keep the bar where they work all night for any kind of creature(only drinks, no food) Miguel: 17 years old, 1,90 mts, is the waiter, single, speak both Spanish and English, like to eat womans.
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So sleeping makes me tired and staying up wakes me up. Good to know.
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Tomas: sure*go behind the local and teleport back with a cidre bottle*
Miguel:*serve one cup* here you are
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Tomas: Wanna drink something? The first is free.
Miguel: yeah, you can come anytime
Pleasure.
I guess. How do you like your job?
-he looked up to the man-
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Sorting Quiz
GRYFFINDOR: [x-y] You’ve never done illegal drugs [x] You have a lot of friends [x-y] You get along with everyone [y]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer [ ] You love baseball [ ] You’re into writing and art [ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock [y] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong(mother and father decition, not mine, bitch!) [x-y] The war against Iraq is unneeded [ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold [ ] Good grades at school [y] One of the worst things you can do is lie [ ] You plan on going to college/university TOTAL: 4/15 -4/15
HUFFLEPUFF: [ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot [x-y] You like to follow trends. [y-x] Politics suck. [ ] You love to swim [ ] Water polo is awesome [ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors [x-y] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though [ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [x-y] You’re an optimist. [ ] You’re completely straight-edge. [x-y] You’re very emotional (sometimes) [ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre [ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age [x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week. TOTAL: 6/15 - 4/15
RAVENCLAW: [y] You’re depressed to a certain extent. [x] You love to read. [x] You appreciate theatre & arts. [y] Sports suck. [] You’re shy. [] Hate is completely unneeded. [x-y] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship [ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music. [x-y] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. [x] Lying is sometimes okay x] Blue is one of your favourite colours. [ ] Serious is better than funny. TOTAL: 6/15 - 3/15
SLYTHERIN: [x-y] There’s at least one person you hate. [ ] Basketball is a good sport. [ ] (American) Football is amazing. [x-y] Black is a cool colour. [x] You’ve lied about something serious. [x] You’re a very deep person. [x-y] You have considered suicide. [x.y] Very loyal. [] You like metal. [x-y] They make school seem more important than it is. [x-y] You’re scared to grow up. [ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month. [x-y] Anger is one of your primary feelings. [x-y] You have trust issues. [x] Guilty until proven innocent. TOTAL: 9/15 - 6/15
Wow... both Slytherin... didn't expect that
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Reblog if you will ALWAYS accept asks or starters for interactions, no matter how random.
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Man, screw valentines day. It’s really just one of those meaningless days, like birthdays. It’s just dumb.
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Miguel: pritty much but I work all night until dawn... is for onsters and sometimes humans... depends in the mood of the clients
GUESS WHO’S BACK FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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Hello
Tomas: *smirk* oh, *knee and kiss your hand* You're a nice lady. What I can do for you tonight?*smirk*
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Both: IT’S YOU ISN’T IT THOMAS?
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Ladies and monsters: The bar is now open
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Tomas: oh... I can wait, I am 400...
Silvia: I do not aprobe you taked with Smexy
Tomas: *open mouth* she did what?
Both: IT’S YOU ISN’T IT THOMAS?
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If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
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Miguel: hola *bow* I heard you are the real Jeff the Killer *shake hands* I am Miguel and used to be a human until a Slenderman make me one of them... I work in a bar, I am one of the Slender Bartenders
GUESS WHO’S BACK FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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