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NOOOOOOOO MY SCREEBS HATE GARLIC!!

I need a bath. :(

Walks away defeatedly

A shmack of garlic butter onto the domes of bastards

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Digit is a very promising up and coming Disciple. Soon I will teach him how to drive a Pyramid and use The Upended

@ask-taniks-the-final-shape are you looking to trade any nuclear devices you might have for an obscene amount of lamps and/or lemons?

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// I couldn't pass up the opportunity to use the goobie image

@ask-taniks-the-final-shape are you looking to trade any nuclear devices you might have for an obscene amount of lamps and/or lemons?

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Do you simp for The Witness?

My Witness has given me purpose to give the cosmos a shape in the image of it's inherent perfection! My devotion to The Witness is eternal and undying. I will serve The Witness in total faith until the dying breath of this Univ...

What's that sound coming from my computer?

Glances over at a screen and sees Salvation's Edge as it happened

WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!?!

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I know you haven't been really "relevant" to the story for a while but I want you to know I still think you're cool, Rhulk. ^-^ I made you some chocolate-chip cookies! *the petite hunter offers a small basket of treats*

HEY I'm always relevant! I'm the first disciple!!

I do appreciate the comment and the offering. You are welcome back here anytime little guardian.

I have a gift for you!

Hands you an entire Screeb

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*walks up with a suspiciously plastic cactus shaped throat*

We outta plastic cacti

Blinks

Why do I let you guardians into my house?

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Rhulk, did you get a twin? what's going on with your shadow self in the guardians' pantheon?

I was experimenting with making a second temporary copy of myself so I could have a second set of hands to help tend to my screebs as they tend to be a handful.

It also makes duos in Fortnite easier since who makes a better teammate than yourself?

I hope your happy because now I only have @ask-the-witch-queen left and she's a loot fiend.

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I know who poisoned the cacti what should I do to them.

Kick them. Duh

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They're doing what in my basement?

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Alright WORMS! I am FINALLY returned back to my computer after you jerks pushed me off my podium during your cute little "pAnThEoN" event.

That was rude. Does it make you feel big and strong?

Anyways... What did I miss? I've heard some wild things in the whispers and I want to know what I've missed.

// I'm back >:)

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My poor screeb :(

Babey

I’m going to punt and shoot that shit like Cayde shot that one baby.

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By the witness...

I’ve been dead for months, I bring an offer for my silence. I draw yaoi of the old disciples (based on the fucking Obama and biden kissing)

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Why didn’t you try to fight against Xivus claim that you were an irresponsible pet owner ?

Little Xivu is a god of war. All conflict, no matter how petty, will feed her.

I torture her by ignoring her and her false claims.

O god of war, you will claim no tribute here.

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That's right! I'm back. Now there's two of me. Twice the love. Twice the kicking.

// work is no longer kicking my ass! I won't be as active as I was before but I am gonna be my best to at least respond to asks!

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They are friendly creatures you Warmongering piece of worm food. They are trained to go to the smell of coffee as their juice acts as a sweetener/antibiotic.

Just squeeze out a little juice and it will be on its way.

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WHY THE FUCK WAS ONE OF YOUR VOLATILE GATORADE SPIDERS TRYING TO CLIMB INTO MY COFFEE CUP

KEEP THOSE THINGS IN THEIR CAGE

You irresponsible pet owner

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Rhulk…

Where are the plastic cacti ?

I saw some lucent hive fiddling around with them the other day and now they’re gone

Code red ! Someone stole the fucking cacti

Unsound the alarm young one...

Rhulk sighs with earth shattering disappointment

The Caretaker ate them

Rhulk gestures over to the Caretaker lying in a fetal position

They made the poor little guy sick and he's been laying there for hours